Can anyone help me come up with something humorous to put on a baby shower cake?

A pink sperm with a Ghostbusters style “NO” circle.

or

just drape the cake with two small tubes, and tie them at the top.

He/She Looks like my mailman.

crude humor I know… but I’d laugh at it at least…

“Nice Tits Mom”

no? ..ok then

Sperm with the words, “Next time, I’m filing for sexual harassment!” somewhere on the cake.

@Facade I like it.

I vote for Facade’s.

make it look like someone spooged on the cake.

@eponymoushipster spooged! That word is making me LOL

You should put this on it! That would be awesome!

Here’s to you, baby!

@La_chica_gomela Naked Mohawk Carrot babies is weird! I really like it!

The Final Four..you can bet on that!

@knitfroggy: Sweet! I get weirdness points!

Write got pampers? And draw a picture of a pamper on the bottom like the got milk commercials=)

“Pink at last, pink at last, thank God almighty, pink at last”

write on top:

Q: Is there a difference between the urinary and reproductive system in a man?
A: Yes, a vas deferens.

a put a pair of scissors next to it.

“Oh look another baby. FML.”

By the way, we just found out that my next grandchild is a girl too!

@Judi: Congratulations!!!