What would you do for a Fluther sticker?

I would buy one, just like a klondike bar :)
but they don’t sell fluther stickers… hmm I’d probably write a song about wanting one then record it, copyright it and hope to get one

I would read the details of your question :)

We’re family. ;)

I would answer your question without making any trollish remarks, and would promise to answer several more the same way.

But not all of them…I reserve the right to be an asshole if I want.

Waterproof, eh?

I’m with @Darwin
I won’t troll unless I need to
Edit:: And by the way I’m in the urge to troll

<——well this gnome er, jellie <3 giraffes, so you should send me one since Evelyn would approve :)

I would be one of the first 35 posters on this thread.

Yes please :)

I would kill a head of state for a fluther sticker.

I would let you hold the string of my fluther balloon.

I will drive to your house evelyn. Please save me one!!!

I would kiss both Ben’s and Andrew’s asses.
Literally.

I’ll happily bid on eBay for one

Today I told my little four year old cousin about how great spiders are, while showing him a daddy longlegs that was walking back and forth along my hands and arms. I even let him hold the spider. You have to get to them young, before they get the nonsense in their heads that spiders are going to harm them.

I would do it again with my other little cousin for a sticker.

But not in the bad place.

I would follow you on Twitter :D

I’ve got a Longhorn at the butcher evelyn. Name your piece of meat. It’s yours!

I want my sticker!

Well i don’t know what I’d do for one but I know what I’ll do if I don’t get one. I’ll cry and my wittle jelly heart will break. );

By the way great question!

@intro24 Awwww don’t cry I’ll save you one once I steal them and run off

EPZ, I believe you know what I’m capable of… ;-)

and I’ll give you all the details if you pm me.

I could knit you a frog.

i’d probably stick it on my car next to the apple sticker, and answer any and all questions people asked about it.

that or i’d stand behind the local weathercaster and hold it up and say “Dr. J HAS A POSSE!!” over and over. and it’d become a giant youtube viral. and i’d be on VH1. and i’d say it’s all thanks to that sticker EPZ sent me. and you’d be all “awwwyeah.” and i’d be all “uhhuh”.

@augustlan- Congrats on your Fluther “promotion.”

I’d probably send in $2.

Aw, thanks Chuckie! :D

I would create an abstract jelly painting of everything fluther and make the image available to Bendrew to use it any way they see fit.

That or I would just send in a couple of bucks.

i’d stick it over my babymaker and streak during a Phillies game.

it’s a big sticker, right?

@knitfroggy, do you?—knit frogs? I scarcely dared to think so.

@Jeruba I never have, but I would if it’d get me a Fluther sticker!

Gee, when you put it that way, I might too!

I thought I already did it. I was told to PM for one, and I did that. I would be willing to send a SASE if you tell me where.

I could send you the postage! Or the stamps, maybe like 5 five stamps so that you can send it to 4 other people, but send mine first…

Per the above @YARNLADY by evelyns_pet_zebra: I’ve got a secret sticker stash. PM me for more info. and lets hope Bendrew don’t see fit to have me drawn and quartered for not keeping my mouth shut.

And I am still in the first 35 people to answer so I think I deserve one :)

I would trade you a kangaroo for one?? A kid was just in the shop with a baby joey in his pocket.

Actually whatever you would like from down under!!!

I would find myself an old school Trapper Keeper and rock it out all over again just so i can put it on there. Yes i would bring them back, you laugh now but i will make it a trend… wait do they still make those?

Look at all the great question responses! Suck ups the lot of you!
Will rudeness help my lifelong quest for a sticker?

@Bobbydavid Suck ups? Silly boy. evelyns_pet_zebra is one of the kindest beings on the planet.

I’d freak out at seeing that there were already over 35 responses (37) and proceed to read every single one praying that some people had posted twice, in hopes I’d have a chance. When I should be doing my homework at that.

Please? with a cherry on top?

Oh! and I’d promise to post a rad picture of the fluther sticker in action once one was in my position.

I would promise to rock it so hard on Polly Pocket (my new Yaris) and lead more lost sheep to our flock. or jellies to our fluther… Whatevs

@jonsblond
Joke!!!!

Lol@the silly boy remark too. Now that was a little patronising don’t ya think?

@essieness don’t make me bust out my Micro Machines in this mo fo! lol

I would put it on my daughter’s Supacase so she could roll it around all over town.

I would do anything the Fluther gods wanted me to do .
If i ever did get one it would be stuck to my door as a half way house, for any wondering jellies to pop in and have a chat and refreshments. And i would also let my tattooist see it so he can ink it on me .

@evelyns_pet_zebra…@sccrowell and I have just concluded a discussion of your wonderful fluther stickers and we are in agreement:

We would be honored and ecstatic to name our first born, evelyns_pet_zebra, for just one of your high quality fluther stickers.

As a alternative (as you say, Life is about choices), we would gladly have evelyns_pet_zebra tattooed on both of our bodies, in locations to be chosen by you, of course, for just two of your professionally made fluther stickers..

And to prove how serious we are, tomorrow, Sherry and I will formally convert to Evelynism, whether you grace us with a fluther sticker, or not.

Please note: Our fluther sticker will be proudly and prominently displayed as a coat of arms upon the shield of our ten foot tall knight in shining armor, Elmo, who stands guard in front of our home. Should you grace us with two fluther stickers, the second will be fixed on the mirror mounted on the ceiling, over our bed, to cheer us on in our goal to procreate our first born, evelyns_pet_zebra.

And please do remember this: Life is about choices. Please choose sccrowell & wtf!

I’d wear it on my forehead. Every day. Even during sex. If she doesn’t like it, too bad. I let her wear the “I’m with Stupid” shirt.

@essieness you didn’t name the car Dr. Kenneth Noisewater? ::sigh::~

If I sent one sticker out to the first 35 respondents, that wouldn’t last long would it? This is a contest, it is about creativity. Those that know me from my answers on fluther will figure it out soon enough. Creativity is something we all share, so share yours with me. and see if you are one of the thirty-five sticker winners.

Good luck to everyone, this is going to be fun!!

Winners will be notified via PM.

I’d write this song:

For Evelyns_pet-Zebra (and for a Sticker)

“Fluther”
To the tune of “Yellow” by Coldplay

Look at the ‘fish,

Look how they pulse for you,

And everything you do,

Yeah, they were all Fluther.



I came along,

I wrote a song for you,

And all the things you do,

And it was called Fluther.


So then I took my swim,

Oh, then I wrote this sweet hymn,

And it was all Fluther.



Your ten-

Oh yeah, your tentacles,

Turn into something venomous,

You know,
you know I lurve you so,

You know I lurve you so.



I swam across,

I pulsed across for you,

Oh what a thing to do.


‘Cause you were all Fluther,
A Medusa,

A Medusa—a Jelly,

Oh what a thing to be,

And it was all “Fluther.”



Your ten-,

Oh yeah your tentacles,

Turn into something venomous,

And you know for you,

I’d sting myself dry
for you,
I’d sting myself dry.



It’s true,
look how I pulse for you,

Look how I pulse for you,

Look how I pulse for, 

Look how I pulse for you, 

Look how I pulse for you,

Look how I pulse.

Look at the ‘fish,

Look how they pulse for you,

And all the things that you do.

i’m amazed and horrified all at once.

@Bobbydavid My silly attempt at a joke also ;)

@suzyq2463 woah. You win. :)

I’ve got nothing to give. However, I would be eternally grateful and promise to always drive around the cornfield with my head held high because of the Dr. J proudly displayed in my car window.

I’d say please, even pretty please. And if you were so inclined to gift me a sticker, I’d also say a very sincere thank you!

I’d give you my Klondike bar, even after all I had to do to get that.

Ummm, I’d do everything they said!
I knew I should have got on last night! I missed my chance :(

I think you should give us all one since we bothered to comment here…we must want it…we sure do lurve you <3

To further strengthen my case, I’d like to add…
I would place the fluther sticker on my passport cover and herald fluther and your beautiful sticker to as many places worldwide I could manage.

A traveling Jelly, in place of a traveling gnome!

It sounds like we may be starting a secret “Masons” type of branding.

See the fluther sticker and know you are in the midst of a fellow jelly.

@Dog Next step, RINGS.

@Clair Followed by a secret tentacle handshake.

@Dog oh god! :)

@Dog Heck yea!

I think the amazing receivers of this precious gift should have to undergo a series of tests. Not sure of what but the mighty holders of the stickers should know. The receivers should have written so many responses and asked so many questions also. I don’t think how long you have been here should count since some people disappear. Come on @evelyns_pet_zebra! Test me!

@Dog – My nematocysts are your nematocysts.

@Darwin I would love to have a nematocyst- just one- think of how handy it could be in real life…

@Dog – Yes, indeed. There is a sea slug that eats corals and recycles nematocysts for its own use. I have often wished for the same ability. A Taser just isn’t the same.

If you can figure out how to get it into the real world, here is one for your personal use.

any ladies who want to shake my tentacle, please say “aye”.....

@Darwin True biological warfare at it’s finest.

@whatthefluther Your first born what?

I will drink your milkshake.

@noelasun ~ HEY! watchit with the gnome-replacement schemes or I’ll have to send the goblins after you :)

@AstroChuck GA

So what’s the verdict? Please pick me. Please!!!! I asked for a fluther sticker last summer.

@sandystrachan, GA for the tattoo.

Bonus points to @suzyq2463 for the amazing song.

@mcbealer ooh.. I ahem, There’s no reason why gnomes and jellys can’t peacefully coexist!? Actually, I’d say, Your gnome adds so much more flavor to the Jelly-Fluther-Sphere.
=)

whew! I thought I was surely going to have to round up the chupacabra

For those of you in California, there will be stickers showing up at Fluther headquarters soon. Andrew said they would be handing them out to anyone who came in to ask for them. I shipped them out today to our beloved overlord, Bendrew.

Were at?

San Francisco.

Also, if I don’t get a sticker I vow that I will go to the local mall, go up to the lazy impersonater they call Santa, and ask for a Fluther sticker each year for the rest of my life (or until they send me to the crazy house once they see a 40 year old guy sitting on Santa’s lap).

Seriously. Give me a sticker.

or else

According to your profile, you live in SF. Go to the Fluther office and make that sort of demand to Ben, see how that plays out. :-)

Or else? Or else what? You threatening me, boy? I gotta love it, an online ass-whuppin’ is in my future fer sure! :::snicker:::

My reply: NO STICKER FER YOU! At least not out of my private stash.

It’s a contest, you need to be creative. Being whatever it is you are trying is anything BUT creative. I’d almost call it retarded, but maybe you’re just kidding around.

I might also do whatever it was that I did to get a cockroach baby named after me several lifetimes ago. BTW what ever happened to little Darwin?

@evelyns_pet_zebra No, I lived in SF. I now reside in Michigan.

Or else I won’t make you a cake.

Why does everyone think I’m threatening them when I say “or else”??

@boots it’s a law of nature, nothing good ever follows “or else”

@YARNLADY

I would consider not being baked a cake a bad thing.

Double negative, I know… but I hope it’s understood.

@boots, show me a picture of the cake first.

@Darwin, Little Darwin is now a big Darwin, and she has just given birth to a litter of about 30 even littler Darwins. I guess I’d call them Darwinettes, even though that makes ‘em sound like raisinettes. not going to eat no little darwinettes.

@evelyns_pet_zebra Don’t tell me you raise cockroaches or something…

I hope you like it :)

@boots I bet i still couldn’t solve it , even at that size .

@sandystrachan

The best way to solve that is with a fork.

@boots Mmmmmmm , You think we could break the rubix cube record ?

@evelyns_pet_zebra Glad to hear that I am a roach grandma now.

@boots, I bet I could solve it

@Clair okay, I won’t tell you that I raise Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, nor will I tell you that they make incredibly interesting pets. And while I’m not telling you about my pet Hissers, let me not tell you about the way I go around and let live spiders crawl up on my hands so I can move them from a place that might be dangerous for them to a place much safer, or where they can find food. See, I didn’t tell you anything you didn’t want to know. :-)

@boots I don’t know about solving it, but I’d sure like to attack it with a fork and a gallon of milk.

@evelyns_pet_zebra – I move spiders to safety, too! What a small world.

Drives my children crazy.

@Darwin: Me too!

Drives my sister crazy.

@Darwin, I found the coolest little jumping spider at work tonight, so I made sure to move him/her to a place of safety, didn’t want the cute little bugger to get stepped on. I even took a few photos of it, I think I might use one of those photos as an avatar soon.

@evelyns_pet_zebra – Salticids are among my favorite spiders. They have such attitude. Of course, the big green eyes don’t hurt.

@evelyns_pet_zebra Wish there was jumping spiders here , i doubt they would cope in this climate tho :(

Have they all been won , or is the contest still open ?

The contest is now closed. Those who have won a sticker will be notified in PM. The remaining stickers will be ‘gifted’ in a future contest, just as soon as I think of one. Stickers were all mailed today, Saturday June 27th.

@evelyns_pet_zebra Wow. Too much. Thanks for not telling me.

Thanks to everyone who offered to help cover postage costs. Your kindness will NOT be forgotten. And I hope everyone enjoys their stickers, and lets me know when they receive them so I can run these addresses thru the paper shredder.