How do you deal with crazy freaks who think their some sort of beast? Especially if they show proof?

You first recognize their behavior as delusional. If you need to interact with them, put their vampire fantasies aside and treat them like you would another human being.

If they behave violently, alert the authorities.

These don’t sounds like people who are in a good place.

I’d let the police know, first and foremost.

Easy. If they’re physically violent toward anyone, you call the cops.

throwing someone by the throat is not a sign that they are a “vampire”...it shows that they are violent and possibly sick in the head.

I would alert the principal of the school and also the police. You can also try secretly video taping them when they are acting up to show your case. Trust me, any police/authority figure would do something if they saw a video of a kid throwing someone by the throat.

Yea great. Problem tho. They throw the religion card out, and no one is brave enough to complain.

A handful of Sorbitol candies and the ensuing result will diminish their Vampiric prowess, especially in public and daylight. It’s hard for anyone to recover previous social power after that- even poor Julius Ceasar

And when I mean they’re messed up, try fangs, pointed ears, pale skin, and yes strength and hightned senses.

Religion? Oh please.

There is freedom of religion here..AS LONG AS NO ONE GETS HURT
That’s just BS and the police are going to know that too.

Your religion does not give you permission to violently attack people.

I swear, I called the psychiatric institute and they say these people are no place in our school. They why hasn’t anyone done anything yet?!

I you know what’s worse they have that meglomaniacal instinct, becuz their parents are high society they think it’s their right to do whatever.

Also, there is good money to be made bird-dogging for a local ceramics lab (dental ceramics) if they will make fang caps for your school tormentors. Call around and then make up flyers or whatever.

Well this is how serious it is. Not many athorites belive us, they said it’s just kids fooling around. I throw garlic at them. They run. Does that sound like high school tomfoolery?

It actually does sound like something someone in high school would do, but the violence that they add in needs to be taken seriously. If they run from garlic, all they’re doing is playing along with the little story they’ve built up in their mind.

Next time they’re violent, call the police. Don’t even bring up the fact that these people think they’re vampires, that they look funny, or even that they act funny in other ways. In a moment of violence, the only thing that needs to be addressed is that people are being violent. Just get cops there, period.

This Should Help with your problem:

http://www.tu.tv/videos/south-park-12x14-the-ungroundable

Vampirism isn’t a legitimate religion and doesn’t give them the right to harm others.

I knew kids like these. They were on drugs.
I knew 2 guys that wanted to go get x-rays so they could see the bat wings embedded in their backs.

In any event, that’s their problem, not yours.

I don’t know of any police agency in the world that recognizes Vampirism as a religion and most agencies don’t acknowledge harming other people as protected action under the umbrella of religious freedom.

Well yea ‘Twas what we did last time. Idk how they did it but they got off. Is there a way without police to deal with them? I mean I already have waterguns loaded with holy water. Do we have to play along? Or what?

@TheWatcher Deal with them? How about avoiding them?
They didn’t get off because of religion, I promise you this.

They worse they get is going to therapy. Don’t their parents care?!

@TheWatcher Listen to me: You can’t fix them. Move on.
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Authorities have no idea what to do with school bullies and don’t want to be bothered, either do your school officials (I used to work for a school district admin. office and they mostly get a kick out of such incidents). Students must band together and devise a means of deflection or counterbalance. Used to be you could count on Punks to go beat Jocks but maybe now some super Geek and Nerd powers are what’s needed for your freaks.

I’m at school they are all over the place. Can’t walk anywhere without running into one. I put a lawsuit against the leader. Is this wise?

@compassionate, I’m not trying to fix them I’m trying to stay alive. They say they “marked” me

If you can’t beat them, Join them

@TheWatcher Don’t play along. It’ll only give them a sense of that much more control.

The only thing you can do is IGNORE them. The second one of them gets violent toward you, call the police and say you’re being attacked at school. That will get them out there.

Yea. Aparently they think I’m a Lycanthrope .

Don’t worry about their silliness or their parents or how they think they’re vampires. They’re being stupid. They obviously have wanked off too much to that corpse-like guy in Twilight and it’s warped their fragile, unstable minds.. Just ignore their behaviours UNLESS they are violent. Then call the police.

Told you police don’t do anything, but I placed a lawsuit on argiel(leader) and now the gang says i’ve been marked. Do I throw the whole gang into this? And charge them to?

Are you even looking for a solution to your problem? There have been several good answers here and you just seem to be jabbering on about their supernatural powers. Look, they aren’t vampires. “Sticking feathers up your butt, doesn’t make you a chicken”- Tyler Durden, Fight Club. They can say they are whatever they want but that doesn’t mean they are. It is the job of your school officials to make it a safe learning environment for all students. They can pretend to whatever they want but the moment they hurt someone, they crossed the line of the safe environment and if the right officials are notified about it, then they will get caught and reprimanded.

You IGNORE them, until or if they act violent toward you. I’m beginning to think you like to play the game as much as they do.

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@TheWatcher

You placed a lawsuit on them? Have they even been violent towards you?

You should have just ignored them and never get the police involved unless they show intent to be violent towards you? Honestly, they are probably getting a kick out of you being scared and playing along with their game. JUST FREAKING IGNORE THEM

Well good advice thnx for that. But apart from that I’m just scared about the hearing. Thnx for your help.

No they have threatened me. That’s y I’m charging them.

What did they say, exactly, to you to imply violence? (other than the cryptic “You’re marked” comment)

I think this is the funniest thread I have seen on fluther
easy test to see if their vampires
step one- get a baseball bat
step two- find a “vampire” kid
step three- smoke em in the face with the baseball bat
If they get hurt, their not vampires, if they don’t get hurt their vampires steak them
I dissolve all responsibility of your actions because of this post(if you are stupid enough to try this)

LOL

@tyrantxseries; You might have a hard time getting a steak into their chest :)

Mmm delicious….

I think someone just watched “the Lost Boys”

Or like someone said, have a gay crush on that guy from twilight. In which I’m pretty sure these guys do.

@Jayne I spelled it the way I meant to spell it - )

They intimidate people even some teachers fear them

And when I mean they’re messed up, try fangs, pointed ears, pale skin, and yes strength and hightned senses.

I already have waterguns loaded with holy water.

This has to be a joke…......