@cwilbur – kudos, I tried out for Jeopardy once and almost made it…I made it past the first set of questions, and almost made it past the the second set (2 more questions right was all I would have needed, and had I been prepared, rather than seeing the tryouts at the mall and saying “what the hell”, I probably would have gotten at least 4 or 5 more right), so I didn’t get on the show, but I’m pretty sure I could if I ever tried out again. Only problem is, I know that even if you get the two sets of questions right, they interview you on camera and they look for a certain something…I’m not quite sure I have that certain something.
As for me being on TV, well, I did go on a taping of a TV program in 1988, called The Late Show. Now, this wasn’t David Letterman’s “Late Show”, this was a show that was on the the Fox network in the early, early days of fox when all they had was Married With Children and Tracey Ulman. Basically, this was Joan Rivers’ show, which she took when she found out she was not on the list to take over for Johnny Carson, but she left and eventually it became Arsenio Hall’s show before he then moved to a different network. After Arsenio left, it was hosted by this nobody named Ross Shafer, and Fox had a really hard time getting any interest in the show. But I happened to be in Hollywood for one day and wanted to see something taped live. I have a video tape of it somewhere and I am pretty sure they caught my right shoulder from the back…that’s about as close as I’ve gotten.
I did however participate in filming for a TV show and I was interviewed on camera for a show on the Food Network…I responded to an ad to come down to a local ice cream shop for free ice cream in exchange for being on TV. I was supposed to order whatever I wanted and just be part of the crowd, but a woman in line in front of me said she couldn’t stay very long, and they’d asked her to select 6 take home items and they were going to “stop” her “on the street” and ask her to show what she’d picked so she asked if I’d swap places with her, which was fine with me. So instead of getting a $6 ice cream treat, I got a bag of ice cream which would have retailed for about $50. And they did film me, had me show them what I had and asked me a few questions, and that was it. So, as it turned out, I didn’t know what show, they never told me, so I went online and asked, and someone told me it was Throwdown with Bobby Flay. So I looked at the listing and sure enough, Throwdown had come to this ice cream parlor, and I was looking for a listing, and couldn’t find one. So I went to their website and found out I’d missed the airing. I waited over a year for them to rerun it, I taped it, and that whole segment of people getting their ice cream in line never made the program. They had done the cookoff part a different time, and I think maybe this was kind of a setup, for them to get the lay of he land before Flay showed up, because it seemed to me that the day he came was during a festival that was being promoted in the shop they day I went…like there were signs saying that in 2 weeks they were going to be having this celebration, and that celebration was the day Flay showed up. Which is probably why they wouldn’t tell me the name of the show…they just needed to make it look like they were taping it so they could scope this out for a possible Throwdown.
Other than that, not that I know of. I’ve been to hundreds of concerts, several I know the band filmed for a live video, I may be in a crowd shot and not know it. I know that a couple of festivals I’ve gone to were covered by MTV, and I’ve been to many events where I know the local news was at the scene. I also know that I went to a concert once, stood in the front and a month later while looking for some news on the band I’d just gone to see, I happened upon a YouTube video of their closing song, and there I was rocking out. So, nothing too exciting.
Of course, some day I fully expect to see video of myself on some news story about obesity, you know how they always have that one shot of the fat person’s ass walking away, and you think…well, that isn’t a very nice thing for them to have done…but they do it in EVERY SINGLE NEWS STORY about how America is getting fatter. I just know some day I’m going to see that and then do the “wait a minute” double take.