How do you usually feel after masturbating?
Just wondering, I’ve heard different people express of wide range of feelings. What about you?
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Sad because I’m in pain again…
Also, pissed that I wasted an hour that I could have been sleeping lol
@ckinyc: Aren’t you going to answer to question? :-P
Oh, I will go right back to whatever I was doing before. It usually just a short “break” for me. Nothing emotional. I guess it’s a guy thing.
reeeeeeeeeeally gooooooood…
@Facade I think I have new found feelings for you.
Dependent on my mental state at the time (Am I bored and happened across a particular website? Has my booty call just canceled? Is it a morning “Hello, Mr. Johnson”? An evening rub ‘n tug?), it can range from “just satisfied” to “man, I think I’m gonna need a cigarette”.
Regardless, I tend to allow my emotions rise up. I never just masturbate right when I get a chubby. That’s lame, and leaves me with a very “meh” feeling.
Glad I took care of that. Now what?
Ahhh… That felt good…
Now how do I get rid of this mess on my body?
Usually satisfied. Sometimes relieved. Occasionally violated. Rarely exhausted.
great relief w/an almost immediate wave of dissatisfaction.
Its a wide range of feelings. Its like fucking AWESOME to right after like meh and then 2 min after that i pretty much forget it even happened.
Good Lord.. an hour! I can see an hour being ok… a little short.. but ok.. with two people.. but alone? That’s just a dedication to self pleasure I don’t have.
(pennies. count em. two.)
Relived, satisfied, euphoric all put together in like a little shot that lasts about 5 seconds…amaazing.
what is this “masturbation” you speak of?
@Blondesjon It’s like sex you see, except with your hand cupped to form a cylinder with a hole of variable size. You can also stretch out the experience for as long as you want without any complaint. The best perk is that you won’t catch anything unwanted, be it STDs or children. You must try it one day dear sir.
@Saturated_Brain Funny.
That sounds a lot like me drinking myself to oblivion in my house, alone. Same after-feeling of shame and loneliness, too.
Relieved, relaxed, religious!
OK, so #3 is a lie….obviously not enough blood supply to the brain. Don’t worry….I’ll cum too.
See ya….......wtf
Guilty.
It’s a Catholic thing.
@Grisaille I am proud (???!!!?!??!?!!) to say that I no longer (or barely do) have these feelings of shame. Loneliness, on the other hand… Sigh. Ouch… Guess it’s better for me cause my house is still a noisy place.
That all depends on the situation. If my wife is in the room watching; I feel pretty darn good.
I feel great, until I open my eyes and realize I’m alone again….
A little dirty, somewhat ashamed, guilty that I didn’t spend that time with my husband, confused about why it seemed like such a good idea when it didn’t last very long and wasn’t really a big deal, sleepy, relaxed, relieved.
Relieved but worn out. Sometimes I get energized from it, sometimes I do it to help me sleep.
Like I now have to pay some woman $500.
Nobody is mentioning how they feel because they’re not fantasizing over their SO when they do it???
@SirBailey That’s where the whole “still alone” part comes in =P
@SirBailey I always fantasize about my husband, I can’t get off without thinking of him. So, no ill feelings there.
i feel bad. i mean, i’m loud and people probably don’t enjoy hearing that DURING the movie.
depends if the waitress catches me or not…
I usually feel energized, and a little tired. I got over the Baptist guilt of it years ago. I find masturbation is a great stress reliever, especially when my wife isn’t in the mood, or has her period, or simply isn’t around. and I’m getting pretty good at typing with one hand.
Relieved.
Annoyed that this has been my only marital option for 4.5 years and running
Really depends on why I’m doing it. I’ve used it as a tranquilizer before sleep for many years (I have insomnia, it helps), so then it feels relaxing and good. Other times I do it for comfort if I’m agitated or mad, then I’ll often feel smirky inside but maybe not so satisfied. If I do it because I’m horny/haven’t gotten off in days, the orgasm is usually more intense.. the final product ranges from relief to satisfaction to wishing I’d been with someone (so maybe not as satisfied as I’d want or expect). Lastly, other times, it’s just kind of something I feel like doing, out of boredom or wanting to feel good for a bit, and then it’s as someone else said, okay, that was fun.. what now?
oh, and the thought of @casheroo djing at the downtown club? wow
@Grisaille You must be doing something way different form what i do.
Either that or somebody somehow brainwashed you into believing pleasure is wrong…
I don’t feel any different
@kevbo – martyr bull. I answered honestly. If a guy can’t get a little empathy from his fluther where can he get it.
Sorry, my man. I didn’t mean to be flippant. Today must be “kevbo should keep his mouth shut day.”
Exhausted and euphoric.
Sometimes, I’m ready to call someone to join me for round two.
“Also, pissed that I wasted an hour that I could have been sleeping”
I am glad I am not the only one.
@eponymoushipster: In all seriousness, sometimes jacking it to take care of myself only gets me more riled up. In some past instances, masturbating has ended up being more counterproductive than helpful or relieving.
In all seriousness?
I was… Facade was…
This is what is perfect about sex buddies. Why do it yourself when you can have a friend do it for you?
@SirBailey. So, you’re talking about the whole Dutch Rudder or Double Dutch Rudder thing from Zack and Miri Make A Porno then? I guess that would be alright if that’s your thing. =)
(@Bluefreedom , I’ll be doing a lot of googling with your post!)
(Just did! No way I’d want the Dutch Rudder. MY hand on me? No way!!! What fun is that??)
Just read the other one. No way again. I’m talking hetero only.
@SirBailey. I was just trying to make reference (and light) of your post above: sex buddies – why do it yourself when you can have a friend do it for you? You could always change it up between you and whoever to work it out however you see fit.
I’m just kidding around, pal. I couldn’t resist mentioning that funny movie from before.
@kevbo – My apologies. Your right. I gots to keep my wining down. It isn’t anyone’s problem but my own. I stand by my first answer though. Relieved.
I will say it is becoming more difficult to find stimuli that push me over the edge. Either that or I just turned 40 and that’s it.
Feel like I need to cuddle with my hands.
@casheroo I’m the same, I can’t enjoy myself during “me time” if I’m not thinking about my boyfriend. He’s the only person that turns me on enough!
I have no hang ups about masturbation and enjoy it. Of course I would always rather have my boyfriend there with me but if he’s not then I am happy to satisfy myself. In answer to the question afterwards I feel relieved, naughty and sometimes tired (I too often do it to help me sleep!)
(This question makes me think of the expressions on the faces of those people on “Beautiful Agony”)
relieved, tired, ready for a nap. although sometimes, oddly, i will get a burst of energy and then go run a few miles. it’s weird.
@Bri_L…That is priceless! 69 (interesting count….coincidence or ?) clever or honest responses to get to the best of the lot! Thank you!
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I’d have to honestly say I enjoy it like a bedtime story; right before I go to bed…it helps me sleep >.>
When I’m done I feel so naughty XP But I feel really good and I want more usually after that. SO I waste more time masturbating then going to sleep sadly.
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