What was your most embarrassing moment?

I went to a a skating rink when I was like 11 and I didn’t know how to skate then. So my aunt had to hold my hand, then everyone was going in a circle and I suddenly stopped, and everyone crashed behind me and we all fell down

I think that this was asked yesterday (?).

Everyday is a embarrassing moment for me
Something always goes wrong for me

I had just turned 16 and my sister was about to be married. My grandparents were staying with us until the wedding. I hadn’t seen them for a while and when I bumped into them for the first time in the hallway my grandmother said to my grandfather “Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.” My grandfather said “I better get my magnifying glass”. Then my grandmother said “Oh, and they are so perky!” as she reached to cup my breasts.

I can’t believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

We were quite poor as kids many moons ago in Montreal. There was a violent snowstorm and my boots were wrecked from one too many uses. In those days you never stayed home so my mother made me wear these white girls boots to protect my feet. It was the 3rd grade, and I walked in to the class, was teased mercilessly and I never forgot to this day how shameful it was, of course, amplified with the immaturity of a young proud boy. I determined on that day to never be poor when I grew up, so I could afford the proper attire. My mother never realized what she had caused, and I never once brought it up, as she did the best she could. It created strength and character in me, embarrassing though it was as I recall. Be kind to anyone who does not have what you do, and be grateful for what you have, that message is needed more than ever.

Streaking across the infield during a major league baseball game. It was the 7th inning stretch so it seemed like an opportune time to do it.

When I was a teenager my GF and I went “down the shore” with my parents. One night we decided we wanted to attract some boys so we put on nice, full sundresses and sat on those big wooden lounge chairs by the carousel. We thought we looked so hot with our hair and makeup just right. This THUG HOODLUM JERK LOSER came by and in one fell swoop toppled both of our chairs completely backwards so that OUR FEET WERE UP IN THE AIR, OUR BACKS WERE ON THE FLOOR AND OUR SKIRTS WERE WAY UP. To make it even MOre humiliating, I couldn’t get the chair back up. It was too big and heavy. Finally , red-faced , I squirmed out. We had screamed so I know people saw it happen. Next day I told a policeman and he said, “we sent him and his family HOME.”
I have never been able to understand why a guy our age would do that then disappear. I guess he thought it was hysterical. I hope he rotted in jail eventually.

Just the other day, I was in a large pharmacy, and I decided to get a bottle of vitamins from a well-stocked shelf. As I pulled the bottle from the shelf, I accidentally knocked all the other bottles off the shelf, and like dominoes, they all tumbled off the shelves onto the floor. It was like a scene from a comedy movie! Ugh! The bottles made loud crashing noises as they hit the floor, and some lady uttered a big “gasp”. As I picked up the bottles, one by one, a salesperson came to help me. Sigh!! So embarrassing!!

i locked my now ex g/f out of the house naked a week or so ago and the other night i came home really drunk and fell asleep on top of my bed with just a towel around me after showering so she removed my towel and took some naked photos of me

then she decided since i never woke up that with the help of a few of her friends she shaved off my pubes and took more photos she even sent the photos to some of my msn contacts because i left myself signed in on my laptop. Some of the girls i work with printed out photos and stuck them to the staff room notice board and other places in my work.The next morning when i went into work was THE most embarrassing moment of my life.