How does one reconcile the left's commonsense narrative of manmade global warming with the History Channel's assertion that the world's 5 known Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) transmitters can "potentially alter the weather anywhere in the world"*?

this is why i wear a tinfoil hat

A+ for cleverness. You might require a tinfoil umbrella.

How does one reconcile the existence of giant pyramids with the left’s supposed “fact” of quantum wavefunction superposition?

Nikola tesla claimed to have invented a machine with which he could create earthquakes.
Which doesn’t work. I put these “weather weapons” in the same drawer if you don’t mind.
puts on full body brushed aluminium armour

@Qingu, I’m unfamiliar with QWS. Can you elaborate (and explain the connection to the pyramids if it’s not obvious from the description).

with any telephone, I could potentially phone the Pope.

@kevbo: they want to take the piss out of you.

Potentially is the operative word here.

@Ria777 The Pope is part of the Pentaverate. They meet at a secret facility know as The Meadows. Of course he can do that.~

Didn’t you know, any member of the world’s 561 known butterfly species can “potentially alter the weather anywhere in the world”?

@Jayne also true.

General Zod?

Because when we worry about the government being able/not able to control the weather we are distracted from an economy that is in the tank, soldiers overseas dying for nothing more than corporate profit, and the fact that a large number of us are living at a baseline poverty level.

a global warming skeptic would say that global warming also serves as a distraction. also, if you believed that the government can change the weather and hasn’t told the public, the matters you mention would serve as corroborating evidence. if they would lie to us about one thing they’d lie about other things. if they had a secret agenda in one area, they’d have a secret agenda in others.

so while I echo your doubt, I disagree with your argument.

I’m a bit under the weather….can you have them point it my way, please.

Fuck it….I’ll go take that xanax.