Want to play Two Truths and a Lie?

Third ones is a lie.

I don’t like Family Guy
I speak spanish
I don’t like reading

Did you do all of these things at the same time?

I’m engaged to be married.
I love Stewie Griffin.
Oreos are my reason for life =)

I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

I am hydrophobic.

I wrote a novel when I was nineteen.

jonsblond: obama; Damn_Tony: Family Guy

I was born in Spain.
I love rock.
I love reading.

Chongalicious- not engaged
monsoon- novel

I have recently been referred to as the ‘unofficial patron saint of spiders’

Val Kilmer is my second cousin on my Mom’s side.

I have an eyeball tattooed on the back of my skull.

I can do a front flip
I broke a tooth while playing the trumpet in my friends truck
I have about 50 percent of Macintoshs ever made. I’m talking about cases.

jonsblond :: Obama
Damn_Tony :: Family Guy
Chongalicious :: Oreos
monsoon :: Novel
cyndihugs :: Spain
evelyn :: Spiders
johnpowell :: Macs

I’m hate pink
Orange is my favorite color
I love meat

When I was 18 I ran off to elope in Vegas.

When my car caught on fire I put it out by shaking and opening a 6 pack of beer.

I once gave CPR to a doe.

You all know me so well. Dammit!

i am very interested in which of @evelyns_pet_zebra‘s is the lie!

I know two people who have given mouth to mouth resuscitation to chickens.

I have hiked almost a third of the Appalachian Trail

I built my first computer, and IBM XT clone using nothing more than the components and a Swiss Army knife.

@Tink1113 meat?

@evelyns_pet_zebra the eyeball

@Damn_Tony Family Guy.
@Chongalicious Engaged.
@monsoon Hypochondriac.
@cyndihugs Reading.
@evelyns_pet_zebra Val Kilmer.
@johnpowell Trumpet.
@Tink1113 Meat.
@Dog Vegas.
@lillycoyote IBM XT.

I’ve never dyed my hair.
I graduated from High School a semester early.
I’m not afraid of dying, but I’m afraid of how I’ll die.

@jonsblond 40 foot cliff
@Damn_Tony Reading
@Chongalicious Engaged
@monsoon Hydrophobic
@cyndihugs Spain
@evelyns_pet_zebra Eyeball
@johnpowell Macintosh
@Allie Dying

I danced with Shakira once.
I can draw with one hand and write with the other, at the same time.
I’m an absolutely horrible cook.

@Allie first one.

@Allie hair.

I taught a class in Sanskrit when I was a senior in college.
I own a piece of Stonehenge.
I kissed Rudolf Nureyev on the lips.

@Jeruba stonehenge?

@Jeruba Stonehenge

@Jeruba You taught a class in Sanskrit

@cyndihugs Spain
@evelyns_pet_zebra Val Kilmer
@johnpowell trumpet
@Tink1113 meat
@Dog CPR
@lillycayote IBM XT
@Allie High School
@ABoyNamedBoobs Shakira
@Jeruba Stonehenge

@evelyns_pet_zebra: tattoo.

@Allie and @damn_tony For you, Allie, the hair. But you’re both wrong about the IBM XT, that one’s true :)

I got my first tattoo at 22.

I do not know how to drive a stick-shift.

I haven’t eaten a hamburger, or any other form of cow, in 21 years.

@lillycoyote I’m just going to guess..
I think you only know one person ..not two…who deal with the chickens.

@tinyfaery I bet you do know how to drive a stick-shift and you don’t eat cow, so I’m thinking your 1st tattoo at 22 is the lie.

@tinyfaery the stick-shift

this thread is lurve of FUN!

@cyndihugs and you are being very coy:) I’m not sure if I want to respond to your post quite yet. I don’t want to give it all away quite yet.

@lillycoyote define coy…

Let’s remember that the original question says ”Lies can be revealed Saturday, August 1st.”

Okay. I will leave you all in suspense.

@Allie I think I was the first to break the rule. dammit again!

@allie oops! I forgot that part.

The third one is the lie?
Here are mine:
1. I want to live in London, England
2. I love going scuba diving (at least once every 2 years)
3. I was a vegetarian for 8 months

Well, I will let you all know the truth now, to Hell with Saturday, I have no patience.

1. TRUE: I have had friends refer to me as the unofficial patron saint of spiders because I never kill them and often pick them up and move them to a place of safety.

2. TRUE: I have an eyeball tattooed on the back of my head. It is the normal size of a real eye, and the color is green, while my real eyes are blue.

3. FALSE: I am NOT related to Val Kilmer. The only famous person in my family was my great great grandmother, who was a member of Sitting Bull’s tribe. Her name has been lost over time, but she was briefly married to one of my Scottish relatives on my Mom’s side of the family.

@cyndihugs coy as in not giving away which one was the lie, but I forgot that the lies didn’t have to be revealed until later. I kind of broke the rules, but there is one truth and one lie still out there for me and I am staying mum. :)

@evelyns_pet_zebra the lies were supposed to be revealed by August 1st….

He said “Hell with Saturday”

I like to eat raw radishes.
My tattoo was started on Groundhog Day.
I have never sailed a catamaran.

Best. Question. EVER.

@KatawaGrey the last one.

@evelyns_pet_zebra Shame on you! You must eat meat, receive three lashings and fish with Sarah Palin.

How many times do I need to remind you to follow the rules?

Stops following thread to resist temptation till August 1st.
Damn rule breakers!!
<<walks away grumbling and shaking fist>>

@cyndihugs: I do seem like the sort to have sailed a catamaran, don’t I? :)

@KatawaGrey the rest seemed specific to be true…..but let’s not say the answer until Saturday.
:)

I am a rule breaker. I defy authority, and I hate being told what to do. neener, neener, neener! I also have no patience. Three days is too long to wait, and in ten days is my birthday. I have plenty to do and no time for waiting around. I’m getting ancient even as I type. =)

@jonsblond I love meat, only if you are the one giving me the lashings, and I’ll only go fishing with Sarah Palin if I can use her as bait. simply place the hook thru the back of her neck, and cast the b$#&h overboard!

Dropping birthday card huh, damn!

@Tink1113 I thought you were stop following the question?

@Tink1113,
Do not even think of wishing me a happy birthday. I’ll be busy that day checking out nursing homes and calling around to find a good quality wheelchair.

@cyndihugs Couldn’t resist :P
@evelyns_pet_zebra Hehe I’ll still do it, and I’ll even reccomend nursing homes for you.

my favourite colour is pink
john wayne movies are my guilty pleasure
i have had pink hair
...man i suck at these.

@evelyns_pet_zebra happy birthday 10 days early! (i’d rather be early than late…)

* When I was 7 I almost choked to death when I ate an entire bag of Big League Chew
* I’ve had three attempted abductions (by different people)
* I once grabbed my brown paper lunch bag, and unknowingly brought my mother’s pot stash to Kindergarten with me

@tiffyandthewall John Wayne
@figbash Pot bag

I can tie a knot with my tongue in a cherry stem.
When I was on spring break, years ago, I broke into a hotel room to retrieve my stuff.
I accidentally started a kitchen fire, and blamed it on my drunk sister.

I & my dog went swimming at a croc and stinger infested beach.

I caught a 110cm barramundi and turned it loose then bought fish & chips for tea.

I have attended in person all 4 grand slam tennis tournaments.

I have two surface piercings in my chest

I am vegan

I was born feet first.

I was born at Walter Reed hospital

One of my favorite jobs was working as a Cosmetic and Fragrance Buyer.

I can still fit in my wedding dress

I walked up some train tracks with my friends to see a dead body.

I drove my convertable off of a cliff with my best friend Louise.

I am the head of Project Mayhem.

I also voted for Obama.
I once recorded a CD with only Bob Dylan songs.
I currently own 4 cars.

DTony: don’t like Family Guy
Chonga: engaged
monsoon: hydrophobic.
Dog: elope in Vegas
lillycoyote: I know two people who have given mouth to mouth resuscitation to chickens
Allie: hair
Jeruba: Sanskrit
Tinyfaery: tattoo
desiree: veg
Kata: I like to eat raw radishes
tiffyandthewall: pink hair
figbash: I’ve had three attempted abductions
cak: I can tie a knot with my tongue in a cherry stem.
rooey: I & my dog went swimming at a croc and stinger infested beach
Reson: I was born feet first
JLeslie: One of my favorite jobs was working as a Cosmetic and Fragrance Buyer
Bjon: all
Jack: 4 cars

1. I danced and had a drink with actor Brian Dennehy on New Year’s and he told me that my dress was “gorgeous and that I fit it well.”

2. When I was younger, my friends and I broke into a an old, decrepit beach house at night (we were told that it was haunted). When walking into the living room, I broke through some floor boards and fell into the pitch-black basement.

3. I put off getting my licene for 5 years because I had a fear of driving.

1) I taught Arnold Swarzeneggar the meaning of the word “Cramp”

2) At 11 years old, on a field trip to an observatory, I discovered the rings of Jupiter, They didn’t believe me, and they weren’t officially discovered for 20 more years.

3) I have had 6 bosses go out on stress leave. I take this as a personal accomplishment.

1) I am considering becoming an artist, and all I can draw are stick figures
2) My fish has tried to commit suicide twice
3) I got a free pizza from Bertucci’s for “being the most beautiful woman” the owner had ever seen.

- I like music and listen to it every day
– I had a penguin stare at me for who knows how long
– I rode my bike down a hill and it was out of control and I flew out of my bike.

1. I’ve been to more than half of the 50 United States, but have never been out of the Americas (North and South).
2. I have five times more brothers and sisters than first cousins.
3. I’ve trapped fish in the lake that Sarah Palin lives on.

This is fun! I have too many guesses now to write them all down here, but I’ve made mental notes. :)

@filmfann, bosses.

—-> I can drive.

—-> I had sex in a golf course.

—-> When I was a teenager, my parents hired a private detective to track me down.

@jonsblond Obama
@Chongalicious Oreos
@monsoon hydrophobic
@cyndihugs rock
@johnpowell front flip
@Tink1113 meat
@Dog eloping
@lillycoyote two people
@Allie hair
@Jeruba Sanskrit
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 cook
@tinyfaery tattoo
@desiree333 scuba diving
@KatawaGrey Groundhog Day
@tiffyandthewall John Wayne
@figbash Pot bag
@cak tongue
@rooeytoo swimming
@Resonantscythe vegan
@JLeslie wedding dress
@Blondesjon Project Mayhem
@Jack79 Obama
@jmah Brian Dennehy
@filmfann cramp
@IBERnineD stick figures
@irocktheworld bike
@fireinthepriory brothers and sister

…whew!

@Hambayuti lurve for all the guesses!

I’m going to start a few but I’ll have to finish the rest later. Thanks everyone for answering. This is fun!

@Damn_Tony Family Guy
@Chongalicious engaged
@monsoon Harry Potter
@cyndihugs rock
@johnpowell Mac
@Tink1113 meat
@Dog car
@lillycoyote computer
@Allie dying
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 cook
@tinyfaery cow
@desiree333 London
@KatawaGrey radishes
@tiffyandthewall pink
@figbash choke on gum

@jonsblond Thanks. I had fun. =]

Here are my three:
1: I have juggled in four continents
2: Until this week, I hadn’t ridden about bike in five years
3: I voted for Obama

@jmah @Hambayuti my lie is that I can still fit in my wedding dress. I don’t think I will ever get back into that thing.

1) I can speak French fluently
2) My favourite film is ‘The Shawshank Redemption’
3) I have only one real testicle

@jonsblond #3
@Damn_Tony #1
@Chongalicious #2
@monsoon the avatar made me think #2 could be right, but your name? I’ll go for #3
@cyndihugs #2
@evelyns_pet_zebra #2
@johnpowell #3
@Tink1113 #3
@Dog tough one, but #3 seems less likely
@lillycoyote #1 (you actually know 3 such people lol)
@Allie #2
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 #2 is so hard to do that I’ll even believe you shagged Shakira.
@Jeruba Knowing you, I’m not surprised about #1 and #2. But Nureyev was gay, so #3.
@tinyfaery all seem possible, but I’ll go with #1, betting you got the tattoo much earlier.
@desiree333 #1-you’d have to be nuts to want to live in London!
@KatawaGrey #3
@tiffyandthewall #3
@figbash #3
@cak #3 you’d never do that, would you?
@rooeytoo #1
@Resonantscythe #3
@JLeslie #3
@Blondesjon #2 (too easy)
@jmah #3 (very hard choices there)
@filmfann #1
@IBERnineD #2
@irocktheworld #2
@Hambayuti #3
@fireinthepriory #2
@ekans #1
@Nially_Bob #3

I think that’s all?

@Jack79 Woah!! Great job!!! =]
Damn!! You caught my lie….:(

@ekans bike
@JLeslie yay! got a correct answer. =]
@Nially_Bob French
@evelyns_pet_zebra I didn’t place my guess on you because you’ve already given the answer before I could reply

I’ve published 2 poems.

I’ve been proposed to by 4 men.

My father tried to kidnap me when I was a baby.

@jeanna #2

This is fun.

I used to compete in reciting poetry written by Black authors
I used to work in a place visited by foot fetishists
I have to walk on the right side of people

@jeanna:poems

@jeanna I laughed at first when I read your answers because I thought you were boots. I looked at your avatar, not your name. I was going to say #2 was a truth because my husband has been hit on several times by gay men. My best friend (who was gay) even hit on him when we first met.

Since you’re not boots I’ll go with door number 3. :)

@jeanna 2#
@Simone_De_Beauvoir 3#

@Nially_Bob nope

@Simone_De_Beauvoir #1?

@Jack79 you got mine right..

@jmah nope

I know that @Jack79 did not vote for Obama.

I’ve been married twice.
I am a high school dropout.
I am missing ten teeth.

@augustlan 2?

I’m with @Simone_De_Beauvoir—#2?

@augustlan #3

@augustlan I’m thinking the teeth.

@augustlan teeth

@cak Spring Break
@rooeytoo Fish and Tea
@Reasonantscythe Feet
@JLeslie Wedding Dress
@Blondesjon Convertable
@Jack79 4 cars
@Jmah Haunted house
@filmfann Cramp
@IBERnineD Free pizza
@irocktheworld Penguins
@fireinthepriority Fish
@Hambayuti Private detective
@ekans Obama
@Nially_Bob Testacle
@jeanna Proposals
@Simone_De_Beauvoir Foot fetishists
@augustlan 9 teeth
cheaters!!

@Damn_Tony you got it

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Haha

@jonsblond #2
@Damn_Tony #1
@Chongalicious #1
@monsoon #2
@cyndihugs #2
@evelyns_pet_zebra #3
@johnpowell #3
@Tink1113 #3
@Dog #3
@lillycoyote #1
@Allie #1
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 #3.
@Jeruba #3.
@tinyfaery #1
@desiree333 #1
@KatawaGrey #3
@tiffyandthewall #3
@figbash #3
@cak #2
@rooeytoo #1
@Resonantscythe #3
@JLeslie #3
@Blondesjon #2
@jmah #3
@IBERnineD #1
@irocktheworld #3
@Hambayuti #3
@fireinthepriory #2
@ekans #2
@Nially_Bob #3
@jeanna #1
@Simone_De_Beauvoir #2
@augustlan #2

great question.

@filmfann you got it too

Please, no answers till Saturday. I’m looking at you @evelyns_pet_zebra

@filmfann yep, you got it.

There is way too many to list. I have my guesses and I’ll wait until tomorrow to find out if I’m right.

@jonsblond: Obama
@Damn_Tony : Family Guy
@Chongalicious: married
@monsoon: novel
@cyndihugs: :)
@johnpowell: Macintoshs
@Dog: ran off
@ABoyNamedBoobs03: cook
@desiree333: Vegetarian
@tiffyandthewall: wayne
@figbash: pot bag
@cak: knot
@rooeytoo: stinger
@Resonantscythe: vegan
@JLeslie: dress
@Blondesjon: project
@Jack79: Obama
@jmah: Brian
@filmfann: Cramp
@IBERnineD: fish
@irocktheworld: penguin
@fireinthepriory:fish
@Hambayuti: sex
@ekans: Obama
@Nially_Bob: testicle

(((deep breath)))
Initial Sub-Text (@jonsblond): 3#
@Damn_Tony: 1#
@Chongalicious: 1#
@monsoon: 3#
@cyndihugs: 1#
@evelyns_pet_zebra: 2#
@johnpowell: 1#
@Tink1113: 3#
@Dog: 1#
@lillycoyote: 1#
@Allie: 1#
@ABoyNamedBoobs03: 3#
@Jeruba: 2#
@tinyfaery: 1#
@desiree333: 3# (I gave you advice on 1# the other day :p)
@KatawaGrey: 1#
@tiffyandthewall: 2#
@figbash: 1# (though any would be interesting)
@cak: 1#
@rooeytoo: 2# (I hope it’s true)
@Resonantscythe 3#
@JLeslie: 1#
@Blondesjon: Clearly 3#, I am the head of Project Mayhem
@Jack79: 1#
@jmah: 3#
@filmfann: 3#
@IBERnineD: 1#
@irocktheworld: 2#
@fireinthepriory: 3#
@Hambayuti: 1#
@ekans: 1#
@jeanna: Sticking with 2#
@Simone_De_Beauvoir: Is it 2#? ‘rattles fingers conspicuously’
@augustlan: 3#

Off topic but I see @jonsblond is about to hit 10k!!

@Tink1113 stalker ~

@Nially_Bob yep

@jonsblond lol

@jonsblond haha yeah, who wouldn’t stalk you with you’re sudden avatar changes, I got my eyes in you :P

@Tink1113 we should make a party for her 10K lurve.

@cyndihugs Hmm good idea, I don’t think she will survive the night though. We might have one today…

Well let’s hurry up and get her over the mark while I am here! Usually I miss the celebrations and only find out the next morning.

Comeon @jonsblond, get to answering, rack up that lurve!

Oh man I fell way behind, I think I’ll wait for the answers. On a side note, I realize I need to be more social here.

@Resonantscythe same thing happened to me..

Okay:
@jonsblond): 2
@Damn_Tony: 1
@Chongalicious: 3
@monsoon: 1
@cyndihugs: 2
@evelyns_pet_zebra: 3
@johnpowell: 1
@Tink1113: 3
@Dog: 2
@lillycoyote: 1
@Allie: 1
@ABoyNamedBoobs03: 3
@Jeruba: not saying yet.
@tinyfaery: 1
@desiree333: 3
@KatawaGrey: 1
@tiffyandthewall: 3
@figbash: 3
@cak: 1
@rooeytoo: 3
@Resonantscythe 3
@JLeslie: 1
@Blondesjon: 1—that was Stephen King
@Jack79: 1
@jmah: 2
@filmfann: 3
@IBERnineD: 1
@irocktheworld: 2
@fireinthepriory: 1
@Hambayuti: 1
@ekans: 1
@jeanna: 3
@Simone_De_Beauvoir: 2
@augustlan: 3

I didn’t miss anyone, did I? Thanks for the complete list, @Nially_Bob—I copied and pasted yours.

@Resonantscythe I think you’ve been very social lately. ;)

@Jeruba you got it, knew you would

@jonsblond Thanks!

I seem to have fooled pretty much everyone who guessed my lie :P muahhaha

@desiree333 You realize you just indirectly gave the answer away? X-p

@Resonantscythe not really, some people got it, its not like I said who got it wrong.

@desiree333 Ahhhhhh. Pretty sneaky sis.

Resisting urge to answer before Saturday. Harder than I thought!

@evelyns_pet_zebra pix please!

@augustlan For some reason I thought yesterday was Thursday. The suspense is killing me too!

@Jeruba You’re welcome but you missed me ;)

I’m a bit late to this one, but here goes:

1).I’ve been arrested only once, spent nearly a day in jail, alone in a cell on suicide watch with bail set at $50,000.
2).I was the player at the end of the bench on two of UCLA National Champion Basketball teams and racked up a total of 18 official minutes of NCAA play in my two seasons (it would have been zero minutes if not for some blow-outs)
3).In all my years of street and dirt motorcycle riding, I never had an accident or laid a bike down, though I was ticketed for reckless driving for speeds in excess of 110mph, the charges of which I got the DA to reduce by dressing up and impersonating my own attorney.

@whatthefluther I think 1. I really want #3 to be true.

@whatthefluther yeah, 3 is really good.

@jonsblond and @Jeruba yes, I’ve never even been to America, so I can’t vote there. I actually do own 4 cars, though 2 of them are wrecks I’m trying to get rid of (or at least recycle) and one is in Germany. Funnily enough, the one driveable car I own doesn’t have the proper licence plates, and will be confiscated if I get caught driving it (but I drive it anyway because it’s got A/C and it’s too hot right now).

Here’s the rest of my list.

@cak fire
@rooeytoo Grand Slams
@Resonantscythe vegan
@jmah license
@filmfann Arnold
@IBERnineD artist (I have a feeling you can draw more than stick figures already)
@irocktheworld bike
@fireinthepriory bothers and sisters
@Hambayuti private detective
@ekans juggled
@Nially_Bob testicle
@whatthefluther arrested

I hope I didn’t leave anyone out!

@whatthefluther I’m with @Dog with that one
:)

I think getting money for a gift is a copout
Most days I consume less than 800 calories
I used to train 28 hours a week

@whatthefluther I’m thinking number 1.

@Facade #2?

@Facade money

Mmmmmaybe…

@jonsblond Congrats on over 10,000!

@Nially_Bob: 1 (Sorry—you weren’t on the list I copied!)
@whatthefluther: 1
@Facade: 2

As I will likely forget to announce my lie at a later time and currently (in the timezone I am in) it’s a few hours after midnight i’ll be the first to come forward.
My lie was 1#, I can speak French reasonably well but not fluently. Hambayuti and Jeruba were correct.
@Jeruba No need to apologise my friend, it was my list afterall :)

The one about money as a gift is my lie. I love money as a gift!!! :)

you guys suck at following directions. :P

Okay, It’s technically saturday!

My lie was Being vegan. I love meat. My mom told me I was born feet first and was in serious danger of dying. The piercings are visible as two black discs under my collar.

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 The timezone was never specified 0_0

@whatthefluther Dont you spill the beans, I know it’s not Saturday where you are at!, I think…

O.o I stand corrected… didn’t look at mah clockz

OK, OK….I’ll come clean: it’s only 9:50 PM in L.A., so you gotta wait a couple plus hours!

We’ll have to coordinate better next time.

You’d all be surprised at my answer

@whatthefluther I knew it! :P

The sun likes Europe and Africa more than you guys! ‘sticks tongue out childishly’

@Nially_Bob but jesus hates you heathen bastards…

It is Saturday!!

My lie was my fish trying to commit suicide twice! It was only once and he failed!
I did receive a free pizza from a guy for being beautiful. I was at work and he brought me and my co workers a big pizza! It was delicious.
And the stick figure art is something I have considered because my drawings are very entertaining to my friends. I even have a blog dedicated to my Stick Figures!

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Now that’s plain unjustified! ‘sips from red hammer and sickle mug’

@Nially_Bob hey I don’t make the rules, I just hate the people they tell me to…

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Very well, then I will follow the European convention of being snooty to all Americans!
Still haven’t gotten your chaps out of that war I presume? Mar har har, how humorously quaint.

<=== dual citizenship mo fo.

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Psssh, you’re all mere ruffians when faced with me and my moral high horse lol.
Out of curiosity (and if you don’t mind my asking) what two countries are you a citizen of Boobs?

US and Germany.

You guys are sharing already!?!? You’re supposed to go by the Fluther time. Fluther’s home is SF. It’s only 10:32p here. Cheaters!!

you know what time it is over here Allie?

Not-time-to-share-your-answers-o’clock.

it’s time to P-A-R-T-Why? because I gotta! ^.^

ABoyNamedBoobs03, party of one, your table is ready.

=]

@Allie care to join? I’ve already chilled the wine.

I’m in! Are you trying to get me drunk, sir?

It’s Saturday afternoon where I live so I will answer now!
@jonsblond – Obama
@Damn_Tony – Spanish
@Chongalicious – Stewie
@monsoon – hydrophobic
@cyndihugs -Spain
@evelyns_pet_zebra -Val Kilmer
@johnpowell – 50% of Macs
@Tink1113 – meat
@Dog – elope
@lillycoyote -App trail hike
@Allie – hair dye
@ABoyNamedBoobs03 -draw with one hand and I forget what the other was
@Jeruba – kissed Rudy
@tinyfaery -21 years without a cow
@desiree333 – scuba
@KatawaGrey -radishes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVELYN!!!

@tiffyandthewall – John Wayne movies
@figbash – 3 abductions
@cak – hotel break in
@rooeytoo – 4 grand slams (only 2 so far, I better hurry, I’m not getting any younger)
@Resonantscythe – vegan
@JLeslie -wedding dress
@Blondesjon – Louise caper
@Jack79 -obama
@jmah – fear of driving
@filmfann – 3 rings of Jupiter
@IBERnineD -suicidal goldfish
@irocktheworld – penguin story
@fireinthepriory – 5x bro &sis
@Hambayuti -drive
@ekans -obama
@Nially_Bob – French
@jeanna -4 men (not that you’re not desirable enough!)
@Simone_De_Beauvoir -foot fetish thing
@augustlan – 10 teeth
@whatthefluther – jail
@Facade – 28 hours

Wow, that took forever!!! Hope I didn’t miss anyone.
Notice my lie was the 4 grand slams, I have only been to 2 so far! I did unknowingly swim in croc and stinger beach, didn’t see the signs and I never keep the fish I catch, I only buy already dead fish.

Great Question, cheers!

@Allie we both know I wouldn’t have to get you drunk young lady ;P.

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Shh. That information was supposed to be for you only.

@Allie oops lol… if it’s any consolation those pictures were top notch sweet heart :)

@Allie….Well it’s after midnight PDT. Of course, I don’t mind holding off considering…......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made it too easy for you guys, my lie was that I love meat. Yuck!!
I really do hate pink, and my favorite color really is orange.

…..........no one guessed the lie! I attended UCLA when the teams won the championships in 1973 & 1975, but I can assure you, Coach Wooden does not know whatthefluther, nor am I worthy of Bill Walton’s soiled headband! I’m very proud of my motorcycling skills. Jail aint a whole lot of fun (betrayed by a friend, false accusation, no charges, she told them I was suicidal, which worked out for the best….I didn’t have to rub elbows with the real criminals…oops, the other arrestees).

I have been married twice.
I am a high school dropout.
I am not missing ten teeth… but I am missing nine! No gaps, though… just a very small mouth. Eight adult teeth were pulled just before I got braces, and I lost another during my hysterectomy. (Breathing tube knocked it out, right in the front, too! I had the gap filled in after I recovered).

My lie was the second one. I didn’t graduate HS a semester early, though I could have. I opted to stay, take easy classes, and finish with my friends.

I’ve really never dyed my hair.
I really am afraid of how I’ll die, but not of dying.

I was at this club in Miami, ended up dancing with shakira, didn’t even notice who she was, the best ten minute time span of my life.

I’ve been ambidextrous for as long as I remember, when I was 7 or so I used to hate writing class and would get so bored, so I used to draw while I was writing what the teacher told us to write. didn’t realize not everyone could do that until I was in 7th grade lol… fun fact: Leonardo Da Vinci could also draw and write at the same time, as well as write backwards (could never do that, used to try all the time) ^.^

And I’m a damn good cook ;)

My lie was the poems. I’ve actually never tried to get my work published.

Four men have seriously proposed (I didn’t count the ones who joked about it).

Yes, my father tried to kidnap me when I was a baby.

A few of you got it right. :)

Around 1977, Arnold Swartzeneggar did a book signing in San Francisco, for his book education of a bodybuilder. This was long before Terminator (I think he was doing Conan movies). My friend Steve and I went to the city, and got his autograph.
When he signed my book, he asked my name, and wrote very legibly. His signature was very, very readable. He did this for everyone, and I was amazed that he didn’t just scribble and move on.
Watching him write so much, I said “You write all that, aren’t you getting writer’s cramp?”
He looked at me, and said “Cramp? What is cramp?”
“Umm, muscles knots.”
He raised those big arms and hands and said “Oh, yes. Many cramps today.”
The whole store laughed.
I taught Arnold Swartzeneggar the meaning of the word Cramp.

My lie was that 6 of my bosses have gone out on stress. Only 5 of them have, and one of those 5 were faking because he thought he was about to get fired for raping a coworker, and associated crimes. I am proud of the 5 though. (Not all were my fault).

My lie as the eating of the raw radishes. I hate radishes with a passion.

My tattoo was started on groundhog day of last year (which is how I remember it) and I have never sailed a catamaran. I really want to though and it is one of my dreams to own a smaller catamaran. :)

It’s August 1st :))))
I was born in Spain.: I was not born in Spain, but I do come from Spanish ancestry.(my grandparents)
I love rock.: Are you kidding me! I love ROCK! ANY type of rock
I love reading.: Yes, I have to admit it. I love reading. In fact, I can’t go to sleep without reading.
:)

My lie was that I had a penguin staring at me…. it’s not true but I saw one at the zoo before!
* I love music and I listen to it every day whether I’m busy or not!
* It’s true,I flew out of my bike while riding down a hill and it hurt really bad and it was on my sister’s birthday and I messed up her age on my birthday card =P

My lie – I did not start a kitchen fire and blame it on my drunk sister. She took all the blame herself, when the firemen came to put it out. That was a tough one for her to explain when the parents got back in town!

I think the show Twin Peaks started the cherry stem thing. Just one of those random talents.

The hotel break-in – I caught my boyfriend cheating over Spring Break and found some of my friends to stay with; however, he had the key to our room. He was also a major ass and I didn’t want to deal with him, so my friends and I broke into the room (real secure) and grabbed my things…and soaked all of his stuff in the tub. :~)

@cak did you get your friends to bring guns with them, OJ?

Holy crap my life is so dull

I didn’t read the instructions, that’s for sure – I revealed my lie before – I didn’t work in a place where foot fetishists visited – I considered it and am still considering but just never got around to doing it

@filmfann get in da choppa

My lie is that I’ve never been out of North and South America, but it’s not far off – while I have been to more than 25 states, Canada and Brazil, outside of the Americas, I’ve only been to the UK, and only once. @Jeruba is the only one who got it right. :)

So yes, I do have five times as many brothers and sisters than I do first cousins (I have 3 sisters, 2 brothers and just one first cousin!).

And I have also trapped fish in the lake that Sarah Palin lives on, lake Lucille, which is in Wasilla, AK. Interestingly enough, Lucille lake is actually categorized as a dead lake – it can’t support a fish population. So it was a total waste of an hour to throw traps in Lucille, and a waste of another to pick ‘em up empty the next day. Not to mention I got my waders all scummy. Blech. But I was in the area, so I thought I’d give it a try and see if the lake was still dead. Sure enough – still dead. Too bad, it’s a pretty lake.

I got my first tattoo at 22: True I was too poor in my youth to afford a tattoo, so when I finally had 80 bucks to spare I got my first tattoo. In retrospect, I’m glad I waited. I knew I wanted tattoos at 16. If I now had every tattoo I thought I wanted, I would not be as happy with my body art as I am now.

I do not know how to drive a stick-shift: Lie I do know how to drive a stick-shift. In fact, my very first car was a stick, and I learned to drive in that car. To this day, I still drive with my left hand on the steering wheel and keep my right hand on my parking break, as if it were the shifter.

I haven’t eaten a hamburger, or any other form of cow, in 21 years: True I was a veggie for 7 years, but then became to poor to eat, so I had to eat what I could. However, I could never go back to eating red meat. Just the smell of it cooking repulses me.

I’m surprised how many got this wrong.

My lie was that I don’t like Family Guy.
I do speak Spanish and I don’t like reading.

Reveal time eh?

1. I ran off to elope in Vegas at 18: True- but we changed our minds and gambled all night instead. Boy did I dodge a HUGE bullet!

2. I put out my car fire by shaking a 6 pack of beer and opening it. It happened, it worked but I LIED- It was my first spouse who cleverly thought of the beer and saved the car.

3. I did give CPR to a deer- Note: I did not say mouth-to- snout – we had O2 on her and an ambu bag. She had been hit by a car and sadly we lost her.

I am enjoying reading all the reveals.

My lie was that I voted for Obama. I didn’t vote for Obama because at that time, I couldn’t legally vote.
It is true that I have juggled in four continents, North America, Europe, Africa, and Asia. Specifically in the US, the Netherlands, Rwanda and Uganda, and Japan and Israel.
I also didn’t ride a bike since I was in seventh or eighth grade, about five years ago, until this week.

@ekans: Wow, being that young makes the whole juggling on four continents thing way more impressive.

I told my lie too early, didn’t read the instructions well. So you all know my wedding dress no longer fits, and I am pretty sure it never will again, it barely zipped the day of my wedding. I was born in Walter Reed Hospital in Washington D.C. and wish they would not get rid of it. It has lots of history, I remember my mom telling me a former president had a room there when I was born, can’t remember which one? If they do close it down I hope they don’t completely destroy it. As for being a cosmetic and fragrance buyer…the vendors have huge launch parties, some were at clubs on South Beach and the vendors took me out to lunch all of the time. Best of all was my staff, we all loved each other, we all worked hard, and we blew away the sales goals, it was wonderful.

@JLeslie same for me about my 1st wedding dress, but hey, on my second wedding, I was 7 mo pregnant so I could totally fit into that one, now, lol

@Simone_De_Beauvoir LMAO!

@filmfann ha! Funny…nope, if any of us carried a gun, we’d be very likely to shot ourselves in the foot.

I lurve you guys for falling for a whopper, but I am nowhere near awesome enough to have taught a Sanskrit class in college or any other time. (A few of you guessed that right.) I never even took a Sanksrit class until I was long out of college.

I own a piece of Stonehenge. When a friend traveled to England, I asked him to bring me a pebble from someplace. He was afforded a private visit to Stonehenge by night, within the fence. While he was there, a pebble fell to his feet, and he looked up and saw a matching chink in one of the lintels. Quick-quick, he scooped up the pebble (I know he shouldn’t have—I’m sorry!) and brought it home and broke it into 3 pieces, one for himself, one for his daughter, and one for me.

I kissed Rudolf Nureyev on the lips. I used to volunteer in a small theatre company in Boston, and for a while I hung out with the cast and crew after the shows in one of the downtown haunts of theatre folk. One night when the Royal Ballet was in town, I spotted Rudolf Nureyev in the same restaurant, alone, all hunkered down at the far end of the bar. I was 23 and brave after a glass of wine. When he left, on impulse I shot out of my seat, accosted him on the street, and asked if I could give him my best kiss. Gay or not, he accepted it and returned it with some gusto.

@Jeruba touche for pulling a fast one on virtually everyone here.

@Jeruba: I figured you for being so awesome as to do everything. I just thought you spoke every language on the planet, even the dead ones!

I never wrote a novel, I do not possess that kind of commitment.

But I AM obsessed with Harry Potter, and I AM hydrophobic.

I wasn’t aware there were going to be explanations, I suppose it’s only polite for me to participate.
1) I can speak French fluently – Lie: As stated previously I can speak French reasonably well but not fluently.
2) My favourite film is ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ – True: I’ve lost count of the amount of times i’ve watched the film. It’s an incredible film.
3) I have only one real testicle – True: When I was born one of my testicles didn’t descend and my parents decided it was best to have it cut out so for many years I only had one. Then, when I was 16, I wrote in a plea to the NHS for publicly funded cosmetic surgery. The demand was (and probably still is) huge but I got lucky and was put on the list. So now I have one artificial testicle and one real one. Thankfully everything’s still functioning.

@monsoon If you don’t mind my asking, do you know how your hydrophobia began?

—-> I can drive. LIE. I can’t drive. Someone from the family (or a personal driver) always drove for me. I’ve always wanted to learn but never got to the part of actually taking up lessons. I want to and I’m planning to (in the near future). Honestly, I think everyone is scared that if I knew how to drive I won’t come home. Ever. Maybe they’re right. LOL.

—-> I had sex in a golf course. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to hear about this… =P

—-> When I was a teenager, my parents hired a private detective to track me down. Heavy partying during my teenage years was what drove my parents (actually it was my mom’s idea) to have someone follow me. I would tell them I was going to a bar/club, which I really did, but would mostly not come home after a few days or so (sometimes even for a week). And I never call or return their pages (no mobiles yet). I always had this feeling that someone was following me, but I only confirmed this after my dad told me just a few years back.

@Hambayuti talk about privavcy…:)

@cyndihugs Yeah, at first I was really upset. But after I got a child of my own…I kind of understood what was going on their minds and how they felt if I don’t come home on time…especially if they don’t hear from me for a few days. I worry sick if my son, comes home late or does not return my call or text messages. Although, I could also just be scared of my own ghosts…

@Hambayuti for some reason i’ve had sex on three different golf courses, no idea why…

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 do you count that as a stroke?

I look at it as -2 under par.

two of them were great times, one was mediocre.

This has been so much fun. Thank you everyone for participating.

1. Truth. I did dive off of a cliff into Lake Mead when I was 15. I grew up in Vegas and visited the lake quite a bit. I am also a risk taker, especially when it involves water.

2. Lie. I did not vote for Obama. I was a Hillary supporter before Obama or Palin came into the picture. I always said I would vote for Hillary or McCain because I thought they had the most experience.

3. Truth. I did work at a gentleman’s club for a few weeks. It wasn’t completely nude, we kept our panties on, but it was crude enough. I could only handle those few weeks of old men cleaning their snorkel. if you know what I mean.

1. Truth—My girl and I were in Chicago for New Year’s. We brought in the New Year at a well known blue’s bar and we got the chance meet and chit chat with Brian Dennehey. Such a cool guy, out chatting with the peeps. He was there with his lady, and he invited our group over to his table for a bunch of drinks. I was wearing a cute Carmen Sandiego dress, and he paid me that rather nice compliment.

2. True. Yep, I fell through the floor and landed in a damp/dark basement that reeked of “Mr. Must”. A friend tossed down his penlight, and I was able to make my way to a old set of stairs. Creepy, dark, cold and smelly—I flew up those stairs whilst screaming like a little girl.

3. False. I did prolong getting my license, though (didn’t get it until 18) because my Mom and I got into a pretty bad car accident. We were t-boned by highly inebriated driver (hit on the passenger side) and spun around a few times. The right side of the car was totaled. The dude got out of his car (with a cut on his forehead) and was yelling—all belligerent, saying that it wasn’t his fault. He was coming at my Mom and I, and he scared the crap out of me.

my lie – i’ve never had pink hair. but lord, i’ve tried!
i did, however, find a john wayne movie collection in the spare room in my house, and have taken to watching them recently…(:

@tiffyandthewall, why have you tried and failed to have pink hair, if I may ask?

@tiffyandthewall I’m a straight guy, and I’ve had pink hair (halloween).

dyed my downstairs pink once… the better half was a little surprised. my berries looked like easter eggs :D

I would not be able to live with myself if I ever had pink hair.

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 – you are a funny person, I love your sense of humor!

much appreciated ;) you’re nothing to shake a stick at either you sexy thing you.

I know this is an old, very old question but I haven’t been around for a while. @rooeytoo is the only one that got it right. I haven’t hiked nearly a third of the Appalachian Trail, I’ve never even set foot on the Appalachian Trail. I maybe could find it on a map, but that’s about it.

Welcome back @lillycoyote! :)

@jonsblond Things have changed around here since I’ve been gone. I noticed I got something called “The Davy Jones Revenge Award” and had to figure out what the hell that was. This was the only old question I answered so I found my way back here… thanks so much for the welcome back, it’s been a while!

Hi @lillycoyote !!!

The awards are a trip- fun hiding everywhere!
Glad to see you back here!