That’s a great article, @Darwin! Since a lot of people have been talking about cold water as a solution, I wanted to point out how wrong that idea is. But here’s the paragraph explaining what will work:
Capsaicin is insoluble in cold water, but freely soluble in alcohol and vegetable oils. This is why drinking water after munching an habanero pepper won’t stop the burning. A cold beer is the traditional remedy, but the small percentage of alcohol will not wash away much capsaicin. For relief from a chile burn, drink milk. Milk contains casein, a lipophilic (fat-loving) substance that surrounds and washes away the fatty capsaicin molecules in much the same way that soap washes away grease.
I was also very interested in the following sentence: Capsaicin prevents nerve cells from communicating with each other by blocking the production of certain neurotransmitters; at high concentrations it destroys the cells!
I wonder if one of the reasons I became susceptible to a disorder that messes with neurotransmitters is because I had stopped consuming capsaicin-infused items as much as I had before. My family is not that into them, and find things that I think are very mild to be quite hot.
Anyway, I’m not into Habaneros, or Asian chiles. My favorite is the Poblano, which can range between 3 and 8 on the hotness scale. I love it’s flavor. A lot of chiles only have hotness, but no flavor. Poblano has both.
I’m not into hotness for machismo’s sake, and I don’t understand these chile eating contests. Once, at a restaurant in the Caribbean, we sat outside next to a Scotch Bonnet bush. We were warned not to touch them, as they would burn right through our skin. I had always thought that Habaneros and Scotch Bonnets were the hottest peppers until I read that article of Darwin’s.
However, I have gotten hot stuff all over my fingers and then forgotten, and rubbed my eyes, or had to pee, and I was pretty unhappy after that. I’ve learned to wash my hands very carefully after handling peppers, and to not rub my eyes or go to the bathroom before I’ve washed my hands with a lot a lot of soap!