A number of times:
The stunt that went bad while I was playing the White Rabbit in “Alice in Wonderland,” dropping me out of the balcony into the seats below, giving me a concussion, 32 stitches, a dent in my head, and making me bleed all over the broken bunny ears.
Unknowingly walking into an armed robbery of a Popeye’s Chicken while in uniform. The panicked robber fired at me, missing me, but the chunk of concrete flying out of the wall behind me gave me a concussion and more stitches.
The near riot at the prison I worked at (60 some inmates, 4 of us guards) resulting in being pushed down a flight of stairs, my losing a molar from a punch, and, you guessed it, a concussion and more stitches.
Rolling my VW GTI at 80 mph. Resulting in a concussion, but no stitches.
While diving, a pylon was dropped on and trapped my leg. I drowned, was brought back with CPR and mouth to mouth. I can’t breathe now if I know the water’s over my head.
Many other fights and near fights that looked like they could be very serious.
My brother accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my head from the garage roof, resulting in. . . a concussion and more stitches.
Attacked by an inmate with a “shank” (homemade knife), resulting in. . . nope, you guessed wrong, another inmate being stabbed, and my having to put my thumb in his artery and hold it there for 20 minutes until they could get us to the emergency room.
I’m sure the dents will be very amusing when I am completely bald in a year or two.