What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done sexually?

All I can say is it involved the Statue of Liberty.

My plan is to divulge this information on the interwebs to be shared by all who happen upon it. (not)

a threesome, a foursome, and frottage with inanimate objects at various times over the years. The details I will leave to your imagination. =)

a 9 iron, some dry ice, a water buffalo and bea arthur.

Usually my kinkiest acts were done when I was intoxicated and my memory is so so. So all I have to give is very few details that consist of: Public place, Me in a dress, No panties and that not even that kinky compared to @evelyns_pet_zebra and @eponymoushipster
I’m a failure :D

@eponymoushipster, aww, that reminds me of the time…well…it involved 2 Chinese midgets and a Janet Reno mask.

I had to put away the fish suit and roller skates. I don’t do that anymore.

@Quagmire RENO SMASH!

@sjmc1989 interesting…

@Quagmire Wait, wait, don’t tell me:
You fapped to a postcard picture of it.

DAMN, that’s kinky.

had a couple threesomes before, those are interesting.
there’s still a rather risque video of me circulating around too, unintentionally, of course.
aside from that just you’re usual random S&M stuff (not a huge fan, but whatever works really)

@sjmc1989
You are not a failure. You can always keep trying.

@sjmc1989 yes. please, keep trying. ;)

@PerryDolia This is true. It will become my one and only goal in life and I must reach it :)
I need some ideas though. Hmmm…

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 I’ll try ;)

I’m not sure how to answer this… In the past, I’ve rendered @eponymoushipster speechless with the things that I don’t consider kinky.

@sjmc1989, I volunteer to help you with ideas!!! :)

@MacBean no small feat.

a dozen-some
j/k I’m still a virgin and planning to stay like this until I live on my own.

One ex asked me to slap her in the face during sex. I refused the first few times she asked but eventually gave in. They say you get desensitized to things after a while, but I could never get used to that. Or choking her, either.

@le_inferno, and here I thought nobody saw me!

i cut a hole into a stuffed animal, i think it was a bear and then….
i also have a phallic object that i regularly use.

anyone who needs ideas in KINK feel free to PM me for suggestions. =)

@Quagmire Ok Great. Compile a list of ideas and PM it to me and we’ll go over it then discuss possibilites. Is that alright with you? :D

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Link or it didn’t happen.

@sjmc1989, OK! I’ll include pics!

Thank you. That will help with our “research”.

Plenty more here in this question from last January.

I took this goat up to the edge of a cliff and put his back feet in my cowboy boots while I was still wearing them and the goat looked over the edge of the cliff and kept backing up. I learned this trick on the backside of Lookout Mountain in Jasper Tennessee.

@Quagmire Ermm… Wanna take a look at this?

@Saturated_Brain, geesh! i never thought about a donut! Thanks. Next time I’ll try it!!!

@buster, if you properly train the goat, there is no need for the cliff or the boots, unless the boots are a family heirloom.

It involved my wearing a gorilla costume.

I don’t think I can share…but I need to know about @MacBean‘s views!

Damn! I think @ABoyNamedBoobs03 is writing a novel on Kinkiness. I think he is the one I should be going to for advice.

@sjmc1989 I keep thinking @ABoyNamedBoobs03 is under 18 so I’m getting freaked out

@casheroo you never have seen her tweets on the subject?

lol oops, sorry was distracted with my dog and a guitar (they’re both very needy, after all)

@casheroo lol I’m older than that no worries.

that said this is probably pretty anti climactic huh? no pun intended

@casheroo Shit! Really??

So none of y’all did anything with food, not even phone sex?(I don’t find it kinky, just arousing)

@sjmc1989 and yes, yes you should be coming to me for advice. step into my office

@eponymoushipster I see a lot of comments about someone with a name from LOTR. That’s pretty kinky. lol

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 so much so I think l need a cigarette.

@bcstrummer does a pumpkin count as food?

Yes

@evelyns_pet_zebra do you smoke after sex?

I don’t know baby I never checked ;)

@bcstrummer I once grew cucumbers, and on one l tied a string to one end to cause it to develop a ‘head’, so it became a homegrown dildo, and even more phallic shaped than usual. l can’t believe l just revealed that.

@evelyns_pet_zebra that’s amazing

@evelyns_pet_zebra
can i presume you used it as well?

@bcstrummer Are you trying to get aroused from the food posts? I’m getting creeped out now.

@casheroo no, just bored

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 Good I was beginning to feel like a pedifile :D

@evelyns_pet_zebra Ooohh.. Phallic foods.. Has anyone ever tried anything with gerbils?

And sorry if I did creep anybody out, my mind wanders when it’s late

@Saturated_Brain no, l draw the line at small animals. =)

@Saturated_Brain yea I’ve thought about it, but I always think of the lemmiwinks episode of south park and scares me a bit

@evelyns_pet_zebra lol how’d the idea pop into your head? I mean, talk about getting creative…

@sjmc1989, I think you mean “pedophile”? A pedifile sounds like a place you put feet.

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 when you have a mind like mine, things like that are second nature. A vivid imagination can be curse, but at least l know how to have fun. =)

and no one complains when someone sexually molests vegetables.

@Quagmire Lol… Pedifile makes me think more of one of those files for your feet to scrape off dead skin…
Just killed sexual vibe in this thread

and @sjmc1989 sweetheart, that’s two strikes so far. :X
And spelling isn’t really a subject…

@le_inferno ouch, now my balls hurt

@evelyns_pet_zebra an imagination for sex, I think, is the best thing ever

@le_inferno Thanks for being my personal spell check. <——-Did I mess anything up in that sentence or am I good?

Well, there was this sheep…..

For babies, a woman. For love, a camel. For pleasure, a melon. (Old Arab Proverb [apocryphal])

It involved two underage girls really into each other and vodka, a cop later to be fired for the ‘incident’, a broken into condo, Scarface on, a heart-shaped jacuzzi, and a great escape from a window resulting in laughter and a greatest story ever…I was one of the girls

@casheroo: lol4rl “Froda” is the name everyone online calls my best friend Chantal. As for my views, epony called anal “hardcore” and I laughed and called him a wuss.

@MacBean well, in terms of the media, anal is hardcore. i wasn’t speaking personally, just in technical terms.

@eponymoushipster anal is hardcore if you use a cue ball, like in the joke about the monkey.

It involved sky diving, two condoms, and a lost helmet.

@evelyns_pet_zebra people don’t use one? what is this?

@eponymoushipster cue ball?

@Saturated_Brain who you calling a cue ball?

@eponymoushipster Oh. Dang. I had meant to address @evelyns_pet_zebra instead. Whoops. But hmm.. Actually, it’s still applicable… Cue ball?! Why would you wanna use a cue ball for anal! That’s.. That’s gotta be painful!

@Saturated_Brain and @eponymoushipster the cue ball reference concerns the joke about the guy who takes his pet monkey to the tavern, and the monkey picks up and swallows the cue ball when it skips off the pool table. The second time the guy brings his monkey into the bar, the bartender throws them out because the monkey puts peanuts up his ass before eating them. The guy that owns the monkey explains to the bartender that the monkey started measuring his food this way after having to shit out a cue ball.

You guys must lead sheltered lives to have never heard that particular dirty joke. =)

@evelyns_pet_zebra I’ve heard that joke before.. But.. Ermmm…. I actually saw something online before about people shoving cue balls up their asses, hence my reaction. It looked extremely painful.

Me and two girls…wow :)

<—- @evelyns_pet_zebra i don’t like the idea of anything in a monkey’s ass

@MacBean lol. I knew it was a friend, I was kidding!

@eponymoushipster and for that reason, your anal sex experieces will always be greatly limited. =)

Two women. Locked in the house for the weekend.
If you can imagine it, we did it.

Excluding:
Farm animals
illegal activity (in some states)
Toilet stuff

@evelyns_pet_zebra one would hope, at least in the receiving department. this monkey doesn’t do bananas.

@eponymoushipster
Your pic looks like a ghost monkey coming out it’s own ass

@bcstrummer yeap, that’s about right.

i always though it was a zombie monkey giving birth to a more evil baby zombie monkey….

@ABoyNamedBoobs03
@eponymoushipster
It kindof reminds me of Disturbed’s Down With The Sickness album cover

I thought it was a monkey with a toothache.

Btw anal isn’t kinky, if it’s in a regular porn movie, it’s not kinky

@bcstrummer what if it’s in a prison, and the guy next to you is named “Pretty Baby”? Is that kinky, or just run of the mill?

@eponymoushipster I think the guy next to you would be calling you ‘Pretty Baby’

@ABoyNamedBoobs03 it’s better you don’t ask why he’s called Pretty Baby.

@eponymoushipster
We’re not going there

maybe rimming, DP with dildos, several 3-ways, one including a stripper

My guess for what has been “kinkiest” (I hate that word) would be going into subspace.