The royal road to a Phd:
1. Follow your curiosity. Don’t take any course you are not interested in. Everything comes to you much easier when you are interested in the subject; you will not only retain things better, and get better grades, over time you will positively inhale the subject. Your curiosity will lead you down the path of least resistance and greatest enjoyment. If you don’t like a course or you get a bad vibe about the instructor, drop the class immediately and pick up one you do like.
2. Take all your courses on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If it isn’t offered Tu-Th this quarter, it will be next quarter. The idea is to reduce the number of days you have to schlep to and from school. The more compact you can make your class schedule, the more time you will have. Intellectual work, like reading and doing papers, requires long blocks of uninterrupted time. A M-W-F schedule is second best. Not only do you have a shorter “weekend” but it burns an extra day. Going to and from campus takes way more time than you think it does, not only for all the getting ready, the going to and fro, but for all the side trips, snacks, socializing and other temptations to fuck off.
3. If you are not a morning person, don’t take any courses before 10 AM. Otherwise do.
4. Don’t take more than two hard courses in one Quarter (e.g., Chem 1A, English 1A, Calculus I) the idea is to make sure you get straight A’s in these courses, which you will be better able to do if you can devote enough attention to them. These hard courses are the ones people will be looking at when they evaluate you for scholarships and graduate school (Yes you are going to graduate school). Take light courses like drawing or archery to get yourself up to the required number of units.
5. Never, never, ever accept any grade less than an A. If you get into a course and it looks like you are not going to get an A, take it Pass/Fail or drop it. The higher your GPA, the more free money you get. The more free money you get, the less work-study you will have to accept, and the more time you will have to study. If you are in doubt about whether you are going to get an A, ask. Ask if there is any extra credit or anything else you can do. Your GPA is your ticket to graduate school.
6. Don’t declare a major until you are near the end. Then, go see a counsellor and have them add up how many courses you have in each subject, and declare your major in the subject you have the most units in. Then you can worry about knocking off your major’s requirements, and whatever breadth requirements you have left. Do the most interesting ones first. Save the least interesting ones for last. By then you will have better study habits, a deeper knowledge base, and the discipline to power through it.
7. Make good friends with your favorite professors. Take independent study courses of your own design with them. The idea is to pursue something you find really, really, interesting, which will energize you greatly, round out, and consolidate your knowledge, and deepen important relationships that will serve you in the future. With any luck, they will mentor you and provide you with timely contacts, resources, references and valuable letters of recommendation.
At the Bachelors level: Don’t believe everything you read.
At the Master’s level: Concentrate on relationships; the 2 AM bull session is the seminar where learn the all-important art of Bullshit.
At the Doctoral level: Remember that everything, absolutely everything is negotiable.
College is the menu of life; sample widely.
Take a critical thinking course early if you can.
Avoid learning Bridge.
If you should take any drug harder than alcohol or pot, do it on a Friday so you can be straight by Monday.
If you must take a pre-med course with a high percentage of asians in it, only take one hard course that quarter and devote all your energy to it.
Do these things and your social, financial, and academic life will sort itself out.
Print this out and read it a year from now.
Don’t be ashamed to take a cram course to prepare for your GREs