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bumwithablackberry's avatar

Do those "male enhancement" pills really work?

Asked by bumwithablackberry (932points) August 27th, 2009

If so which one is the best?

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Lightlyseared's avatar

edit – unless it says Viagra on the box. Those ones work

Darwin's avatar

Only if you think they do.

Can you spell “Placebo Effect”?

Strauss's avatar

nsfw comment never mind, don’t want to get modded!

dpworkin's avatar

No. They are a mail-order scam, and not only don’t they work (at all, even a tee-tiny bit) some of the ingredients are troublesome as well as inefficacious.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Bob lies!

ABoyNamedBoobs03's avatar

unless it tells you to worry about having a boner for too long chances are they don’t really work…

rebbel's avatar

For the manufacturers they work.

eponymoushipster's avatar

do you mean the ones made from dried bull testes? oh yeah, those work like a charm.~

Darwin's avatar

Why is everything in bold?

dpworkin's avatar

Fluther has become a bolder operation.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

I wonder if your brain (being convinced that it’s working) is able to convince your body to make the blood flow better… a sort of…psychosomatic boner.. if you will…

On second thought. No, they don’t work. Not even a little bit. xD

bumwithablackberry's avatar

So no go on the Extenze, I mean I’m already huge, I’m just a sadist

ABoyNamedBoobs03's avatar

@bumwithablackberry I’m not sure with extenze, they keep selling that stuff en masse, so maybe it does do something, I’ve started seeing commercials for it before 11 at night too, lol maybe they’ve gone legit.

dpworkin's avatar

They are the worst offenders, and have left the US in front of the Marshalls.

PerryDolia's avatar

None of them work. NONE OF THEM !!! or, so I’ve heard

Ansible1's avatar

shhh i’m tryin’ to bang this chick

cwilbur's avatar

They make millions of dollars for their sellers because of men’s insecurity, so in that sense, they really work. They don’t have much of an effect on penis size.

jrpowell's avatar

I found the bold bug.

Webkit renders this properly but Gecko doesn’t. Fuck IE, I didn’t even bother checking.

<p><small><strong><del>nsfw comment</strong></del> never mind, don’t want to get modded!</small></p>

<p><small><strong><del>nsfw comment</del></strong> never mind, don’t want to get modded!</small></p>

The second one works fine. I <strong> tag isn’t getting closed.

elchoopanebre's avatar

Why do you ask…?

(I’m surpicious).

Nially_Bob's avatar

No, unless the pills are capable of altering your DNA and if that’s the case then I would be careful. Gaining a few extra inches may also gain you a tail.

El_Cadejo's avatar

Holy shit! I want a tail!!!!

avvooooooo's avatar

@uberbatman I think I want a tail too! Do you think it’d give a girl a tail?

ubersiren's avatar

I think the font enhancement pills work.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i have to say, this was a very bold question.

BBSDTfamily's avatar

If the enhancement pills are Viagra, yes. Just like my response to your cleansing question…. don’t be fooled.

bumwithablackberry's avatar

I think I’m going to try Extenze, just for fun

dpworkin's avatar

Please report back, and tell me if this prediction is correct:

1) In order to get your “free” week’s worth of pills, you will have to give them a credit card number.

2) Around the time, or even perhaps before you get your “free” sample, you will find yourself receiving larger, expensive packages for which you will have been billed.

3) You will try to stop your “enrollment”, but you will continue to be charged for, and receive, shipment after expensive shipment, long after the point that you have figured out that the pills don’t work.

4) Your communications begging the company to stop will go unanswered, or you will not be able to reach them with the numbers you were given.

Let us know how it goes.

MissAusten's avatar

I took those pills for years and my male hasn’t been the slightest bit enhanced. Two martinis work a lot better.

bumwithablackberry's avatar

Wait, @MissAusten uh, you took Extenze, but you name implies your a woman, oh, you lost me.

MissAusten's avatar

sometimes I’m the only person who laughs at my jokes

give_seek's avatar

I worked for a dispute department of a bank. I took a lot of calls from folks who wanted their money back from the male a enhancement product they’d purchased from TV. When they were unable to contact the company for a refund, they called the bank and we disputed the purchases for them. I took that to mean the porducts don’t work.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

The size enhancement pills? Nope, those are funny.
Now Viagra and Cialis do work to give men multiple erections that I’ve witnessed but I don’t like the day after affects of headaches and moodiness. I know guys (most) want to give their partners as much pleasure as possible but I also wish they didn’t have to hurt themselves, I’d rather my guy have one good go than have him uncomfortable the next day.

Garebo's avatar

Not for wood, but a strong aphrodisiac combo is Catauba Bark and Maca; as alluded to in the old Brazillian saying “until a father is sixty, the son is his, after that the son is Cautabas”

AstroChuck's avatar

I use the cream instead. Nothing’s been enhanced down there yet but my hands have gotten huge!

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS…
Shaving your junk doesn’t make it look any bigger.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence but her shaving it for you makes it get bigger…

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@eponymoushipster: smart simian, that is one of my superpowers.

AstroChuck's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence- What’s to shave? I’m six.

wowy123's avatar

If you want it to…

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