Oft-found entry in Appalachian Trail Shelter logs:
LOVES TO EAT THEM MOUSIES,
MOUSIES WHAT I LOVES TO EAT.
BITES THEY LITTLE HEADS OFF,
NIBBLES ON THEY TINY FEET.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Kidding aside (not really), the one, most universally found meal in backpackers’ food caches is:
Mac ‘n Cheese!
Lightweight: Add water (heavy, ugh!) AFTER you make camp. Doesn’t take too long to cook if you cheat a little, besides, crunchy style is good too! (saves fuel)
Compact: Remove it from the box (properly discard) then give it a few stomps with your boot and it fits fine, most anywhere in your pack.
Durable, long-lasting: Doesn’t get rotten easily, and if it does, just chop a few pieces of human food into it (onions, garlic,ramps,roots, dandelions, ferns, ants, berries, mice, used socks, moose droppings, raccoons, porcupines, squirrels, baby birds, lizards—you know, most anything you come across in the woods that is edible; then eat it anyway, to help replace your calorie burn-off, constant hunger. And besides, all this adds flavor, combats the monotony of eating mac ‘n cheese for the last 70 days in a row. Just close your eyes and imagine it’s something else. Don’t forget the hot sauce! (Natural, all-purpose antibiotic, disinfectant)
Favorite comfort food: Those little individual packages of “Swiss Miss” hot chocolate, with the tiny marshmallows floating on top, boiled right in your sierra cup…then don’t wash it out (saves water too) so you have a snack later in the morning—licking the crusty stuff left inside your sierra cup, with a couple of ants stuck to it, if you’re lucky, for extra protein. mmmmmmmmmmmm.