What is the best six-word story you can think of?

…she lost it in her vagina.

Went to bed early. Slept well.

I lost you, I lost everything.
Tweet away, and follow me here. I can write a bunch more if you want.

“One, two, three, four, five, seven”.

and nothing of value was lost

A child’s bike with journeys untravelled

“The sign did say: cliff ahead.”

“Aggressive alligator – free to good home”

There lies a once honest man.

“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” Dan asked.

“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” R.E.M. sang.

“To think it all started promising.”

Her eyes a sparkle she breathed.

Wow, some very nice ones here! And of course, @chelseababyy, the more the merrier :)

@Buttonstc Could you explain who Dan is?

Fast asleep but slow to wake.

She thought he cared. Apparently not.

He was’nt premature, just enthusiastic

42,000 years later Julara woke up.

Once upon a time, the end.

My favorite one is attributed to Julius Ceasar: I came, I saw, I conquered!

But she said they’re just friends.
Here is the book

Dan is Dan Rather of CBS news. I’m on the iPhone and can’t c/p links but pop his name and the song title into wiki search. Then all will be revealed. :)

“She just loves surprises”, thought Milo.

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Your future.”

“he’s just not that into you..”

@chelseababyy – That link brings you back here.

“that link brings you back here”

Here is this priceless vase.OOps!

“YOU SEE THIS?!?!? Oops. Blind. Sorry.”

“Hey, y’all, watch this! . . . Oh, shit!”

Went fishing and came back pregnant.

Harp; Boxed mouse on route. Milo

How does that make you feel?

This question isn’t when, but how.

Dude, I think it is herpes….

@kibaxcheza that’s only five words

Fixed ^.^

“The majority said yes to it.”

Enlarged, yes. But did it work?

I spent yesterday removing blood stains.

Every Halloween, he claims a victim.

@cprevite That’s a great one.

He came, he died, he’s risen. =)

@ubersiren LOL!

He awoke, dinosaur was still there.

Lights from the sky vaporized Joe.

Does this look infected to you?

Though chosen, she fought her destiny.

@rebbel: thanks.

She hugged her bear and cried.

“I am glad we were insured.”

Hold my beer and watch this

She cried alone, just like always.

New Link

Got born. Lived. Died. The End.

You aren’t going to believe it.

….or, what’s behind door number four?

You think I’ll snitch? You’re pistol-whipped!

Only half a stick of dynamite?

So, this one time in Tijuana….

Don’t stop me, I’m having fun.

When time dies, so do we.

@kibaxcheza : Hold my beer and watch this.

^^You still cannot count, it seems.

I’ll leave you with this key.

Watch me as I walk away.

Oh my God! It’s a cookbook!

All great shows have been canceled.

It was a dark and stormy

Are you who I’m talking to?

No, really, that’s what she said.

What’s this red button for, Ahmed?

@gailcalled ummm best 6 word story…. hold my beer and watch this…. thats 6 hun

i believe i can count just fine ^.^

@klbaxcheza: Edited when my back was turned? : /.

@gailcalled not at all, i just got back from class TBH, so i wouldnt have had the chance. Like i said, you prolly just miscounted, no worries ^.^.

but for future reference; its k i b a, kinda like kibble if you have a dog. KibaXCheza

Watching Disney movies ruined my life.

This time she brought the donkey.

When will he learn to talk?

When will he ever shut up?

@YARNLADY- Replace “he” with “she” and you’ve got something there.

@AstroChuck AMEN!

Now now, no need to be sexist. Men can ramble on and on just as much as women!

@AstroChuck I almost did, but my children were all boys

My six word story really sucked.

Ok so the story ended where?

They both lived unhappily ever after.

@gailcalled I see we have emphasis on the “story” aspect ey?

Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?

Where’s the rest of the band?

It started like any ordinary day

I do not like brussel sprouts

boom boom boom, gotta get get.

@brinibear Good Answer but I love them, and I feel sorry for anyone who does not understand this pleasure.

Help! The gerbil is biting me!

Chuck, pull it outa your ass!

Chuck Norris….

(not only is this the best six word story, but its even more so because its just bad ass enough to count as 6 words when it only is 2)

A minister, a priest, a rabbi…

@Yetanotheruser That made me laugh, thanks

-@YARNLADY There are six words there!

Yes, if you count a three times as a word, indeed hahahahahahahaha

She overcame her horror story childhood.

Earth united would prove no match.

Amazing… Six words can do anything…

Wow, Fluther is great! So many lovely stories, I’ve had a great time reading through them just now.

Let’s go, she said, it’s starting.

My head-over-heels love affair.

“To me it tasted like piss.”

I couldn’t think of a story.

“Instead he ended up in Romania.”

She died as the sun set.

Did the earth move for you?

No. That was the vibrating bed.

Did you hear the one about…..

But the rattlesnake had other plans.

He said, “That’s what she said?”

Beyond anything anyone could possibly imagine.

Unfortunately, he never saw the skunk.

Furiously pumping the pedal…..no response.

coffee engages
programming algorithms
haiku gibberish

One hit can heal nine misses.

@ratboy What the hell are you doing?

I told you I was sick.

The house was lonely without them.

He hadn’t read “terms and conditions”.

Smokey the bear…. not so nice….

No one will hear you now.

Blackness. He awoke to the sound..

….and under the duvet was Derek.

Derek didn’t know who he was.

He was Donald Trump’s second cousin.

Your mom is the chosen one.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL JELLIES!