Three things you'd do before they hit the switch on death row?
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September 17th, 2009
Inspired by (yeah, right) all those desert island questions: what three things would you like, like done to you, like to do or shoo-be-do before you are fried?
Me? Thanks for asking. Shit shower and shave.
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Get laid with a really big one…yeah I want to die with a smile.
Finish my book but writing it since last year.
Write letter to my kids trying to explain me.
a mutation that makes me feed on electricity.
Hmm..lets see.
1.Make love, sweet love.
2.Tell everyone I love goodbye
and oh yea!!
3.Go skinny dipping!
Do you mean if you were on death row? or just something more like a bucket list?
(1.) Have a gay sexual experience with @Zen
(2.) Have @Jeruba edit my autobiography
(3.) Run naked through the Fluther 10K clubhouse.
@Jeruba A bucket list, of three things, while on death row.
Well, all right, then, @Zen, for you. Ordinarily I avoid all speculative “what would you do?” questions. But EPZ just gave me the oddest sensation, like having soap bubbles pop in my brain. In that diminished condition I’ll answer:
1. Have Michael Chabon say “I loved your novel.”
2. Have an all-fluther group hug, with selective benefits.
3. Stuffed quahogs. Green salad with at least 8 ingredients. Boiled 2-pound Maine lobster with drawn butter, baked potato with sour cream, fresh green beans with mushrooms, a cold glass of chardonnay, ice water. Chocolate ice cream.
@Jeruba, you’re welcome, or, my apologies, whichever one fits best.:-P
Thanks, @evelyns_pet_zebra. I’d like you to change the order, though: put number 2 last. I definitely want the running-naked story in your memoir before I edit it.
We’d better take care of this before it’s time for me to start in on my lobster.
Eat. Read the Bible. Pray.
1) Take the cruise I’ve never been on
2) Take a year long European tour
3) Make amends with everybody I have hurt both physically and emotionally.
1) Travel the entire world and see everything of interest
2) Write a 2,000 page novel
3) Have sex with 10,000 women
Just let me get those things out of the way, then you can pull the switch.
Disconnect the earth from electricity .
Murder all in the room .
Eat the bodies .
Yay i am still alive .
I have been playing too much inFamous and Prototype
I would say goodbye to everyone I love, tell them bit to cry, and die with a smile on my face, because I know I’ll see them again.
@dalepetrie Magic Johnson used his pseudonym here and answered the same as you. Waitaminit, he wrote another 10,000 women.
1. Snuggle a tiger
2. See the aurora borealis
3. See one last DMB show
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