What's your favorite non-existent word?

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do you mean the words that are not yet in the Dictionary?

FUPA

If so, I like the word schmoopiepapoopie.
I don’t know if fluther is in the dictionary or lurve. <———I lurve those words, too. (:

Cromulent.

I can’t tell you, it’s a secret. Or I will have to kill you.~

Poop.

It’s not exactly what you asked, but I’ve always thought people mistakenly said satiated when they meant to say sated.
Turns out satiated is a word after all. Still don’t like it.

janky and bedgasm

bringerbinder. It’s a word that came to me in a dream. There is no such word in the dictionary, but it was recently copyrighted by me, and if used by others, I get to charge $5 per useage. go ahead and say it, I could use the cash.~

Probably munge.

Whatever gets me a triple word score.

Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­cranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­carabo­melito­catacechy­meno­cichl­epi­cossypho­phatto­perister­alectryon­opto­cephallio­cinclo­peleio­lagoö­siraeo­baphe­tragano­pterygon

is a fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes’ comedy Assemblywomen.

It is a transliteration of the Ancient Greek word λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμ­υπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβο­μελιτο­κατακεχυ­μενο­κιχλ­επι­κοσσυφο­φαττο­περιστερ­αλεκτρυον­οπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλο­πελειο­λαγῳο­σιραιο­βαφη­τραγανο­πτερύγων

Source: Wikipedia

@Ashalah actually, i think i had a bedgasm the other night…

@mattbrowne thanks for the word that makes me feel stupid. I can’t even begin to pronounce it, because as soon as I get through to the eleventh syllable, I have forgotten what the first syllable was. =)

douchenozzle

@evelyns_pet_zebra – Let’s hope the dishes on the menu got numbers as well. I’ll have number 7, what’s it called? Poor waitress.