What would be a good opening paragragh for my persuasive essay on how macs are a better choice than PC's (non-mac systems)?

The sooner you learn to spell, the more persuasive you will become.

give me a break, typing on a 10 year old peace of poop is hard enough

Sorry, I was trying to help.

I hate homework questions, and I hate macs, but for some reason I’m feeling altruistic today.

If it is a persuasive paper, you are trying to get the reader to believe what you are presenting. A good place to start is to make a list of reasons why you think macs are better. And you should probably define “better”. Do they perform better? Are they more cost efficient? etc.. Why do you like your mac? That’s a good place to start. The first paragraph is just a brief intro about what you are going to present. So maybe you think macs are “better” because they are more user friendly. Start by introducing both types of computers, and then briefly describe how a mac offers more to the user by being easier to learn and utilize.

Or something. Do I get my Fluther gold star today?

didn’t mean to offend you either, no big deal, i just thought you were hating(alot of that going around), but if your trying to help thanx

yes, and a big wet 8 tentacled hug too, i think i left a bright red tentacle-stick print on your cheek (creepy, i know right!...almost as much as the fluther welcome back phrases)

Well, you can always start with how the Mac guy in the ad is so much cuter than the PC guy.

Or maybe not.