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Who's had sex at work (or wants to)?

Asked by astrakan (89points) October 2nd, 2009

Anyone else agree that sex at work is a big turn-on? Who’s tried it? Who wants to try it but hasn’t had the nerve?

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mrentropy's avatar

I’ve never had the opportunity. But I’m game.

janbb's avatar

In the library??

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I’ve fooled around at work, back when I did cancer research..we did stuff on the desk next to flasks of cells I was growing, sexy!

mrentropy's avatar

@janbb Librarians can be hot. Some of them. The under 90 crowd.

Cupcake's avatar

@Fireside just did… but he works from home
does that count?

eponymoushipster's avatar

do blowjobs count?

Axemusica's avatar

@mrentropy Ditto. I’ve kind of had a fantasy about the “office sex” idea. lol, but any place of employment would do. sure hope they never see this, lol.

@eponymoushipster I’d say yes.

poofandmook's avatar

I’ve given a blowjob at work.

Haleth's avatar

Sex at work really turns me off. I’m a waitress. Where could it happen… the walk-in refrigerator? Gross.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Haleth lol, if you get creative and don’t mind frostbite

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Haleth right on the table. damn near guarantees a tip!

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes I have I don’t work there anymore!

Jude's avatar

Yep. Fooled around in the warehouse.

jrpowell's avatar

Yup. At the theater. The screen has small holes in it sound can go out. From behind the screen you can see out but people can’t see in. So yeah, on a bank of 18 inch sub-woofers while we could see people staring at us but they couldn’t see us. A movie was playing and a few hundred people were watching it.

veronasgirl's avatar

I haven’t, but I would try it at least once. ;-)

astrakan's avatar

@johnpowell That must have been quite an experience.

astrakan's avatar

@poofandmook It wasn’t the boss was it?

Axemusica's avatar

@johnpowell omg that must have been the best orgasm ever!

tandra88's avatar

That would be kinda…sick. I mean, what if you worked as a sercurity gaurd in a mall? Where would you go? It’s to public of a place.

PrancingUrchin's avatar

@tandra88, Or as an English teacher?

eponymoushipster's avatar

i worked in a library and repeatedly was blown in the back staff area. (see the thread about bulges in pants)

FutureMemory's avatar

A few years ago a co-worker dragged me down to the company parking garage and had her way with me. During my lunch break she literally followed me around, pestering me to screw her. Since we had only flirted up until then this came as quite a shock to say the least! I resisted at first but in the end persistency paid off, as I went from “that’s not a good idea” to following her orders to disrobe in a matter of minutes this is a true story!. Considering the constant traffic in that garage and the very real possibility of getting fired if caught (as happened to an amorous couple just a few weeks prior), it was rather exciting – but at the same time scary as hell. I’d rank it up in the top five adrenaline filled experiences of my life.

MrBr00ks's avatar

I haven’t, but I would be willing to try. It has been done at my work, alot, but not by me.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Yes, I have. And some librarians ARE hot. ;-)

augustlan's avatar

I had an entire day to myself at work one time, and my boyfriend was there for most of it. ;-)

Allie's avatar

I fall into the third category. I’ve fooled around for a bit. Making out and such, but I’ve never actually gone through with it. I’m too nervous to try. Maybe one day.

Noel_S_Leitmotiv's avatar

Never get your meat the same place you get your bread.

astrakan's avatar

@Noel_S_Leitmotiv What if you’re vegetarian?

casheroo's avatar

I am a stay at home mother now, so yes I have had sex here.
Prior to that, I have done quite a bit of sexing at my places of employment.

Noel_S_Leitmotiv's avatar

Then don’t get your free trade dildo where you get your organic bread.

ratboy's avatar

It eventually got so old that I abandoned my career as a sexual surrogate.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

Yes, once and it was really disappointing and weird, nothing to repeat.

Facade's avatar

If I worked somewhere where I had an office, I’d do it at least once a week, with a my probably by then husband, and probably more often without :)

DrBill's avatar

Many times, and I can tell you in a mall is very possible, so is at a public beach (day+crowds), auto repair shop, tax office, movie theater, on a bus, in a car (while driving), on a motorcycle, and the list goes on and on and on…...

Grisaille's avatar

I have.

Due to the nature of my job at the time (project manager, estimator), I’d often be the first in the office and last to leave. I had a spare set of keys.

Let’s just say that that conference room table can support a whole lotta rockin’.

I’m dirty like that.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Grisaille you banged a table?! that’s not sex, that’s just weird.

dalepetrie's avatar

does it count if I was alone?

Grisaille's avatar

It was consensual.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Grisaille the table wouldn’t get polished that way if it didn’t want it.

Jack_Haas's avatar

It’s even better when your girlfriend/employee is the one who came up with the idea.

Jack79's avatar

Well I have had sex at my workplace, but when it was closed (I have keys).
I have had sex in class during the break when I was at college, which is not exactly “at work” but it’s the closest thing I guess. We did it like rabbits with that particular girlfriends, in all sorts of places including the cinema, the bus, various toilets, and the little shed in the garden of our college (the only time we got caught).

ubersiren's avatar

I had sex at work a couple of times at my first job. It was the only place I could’ve gotten away with it. I could’ve sold elephant rides at that job and not been caught. It was a big turn on then, but wouldn’t be now.

sandystrachan's avatar

Sex in secondary school….... but never had the chance at work .

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SABOTEUR's avatar

Oh, heck no.

Besides being married, everybody knows too much about everybody else’s business already.

“Sex at work” here is a recipe for disaster!

sleepdoc's avatar

Not as many times as I have imagined it!

Allie's avatar

I have had sex at someone else’s work.

sleepdoc's avatar

@Allie… hopefull you knew them LOL

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sleepdoc's avatar

@RebeccaSJ… maybe you should privately message me that response LOL

Axemusica's avatar

@sleepdoc I think she’s been removed from the collective. I don’t believe she was a real person anyway….

sleepdoc's avatar

@Axemusica… she was a real person over on AB

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Axemusica's avatar

@RSJ are you implying that you’re an adult entertainer?

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