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I'm drunk, what's the best way to get to sleep?

Asked by jackm (6212points) October 11th, 2009

I am drunk right now. What is the best way for me to fall asleep quickly and quietly? I dont want to bother any of my suitemates.

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Zen's avatar

Have another one.

Dog's avatar

Log off your computer- the glare of the screen will bother your suitemates- then drink a glass of water to fend off hangover. Relieve yourself if needed and then lay down. The rest will take care of itself. Goodnight!

jackm's avatar

But I dont want to log off my computer. I really like you guys here at fluther

arnbev959's avatar

I’m not drunk, but I have the same problem.

But, we’ll be here again tomorrow night. Now log off and get some sleep. You’ll be glad tomorrow that you did.

jonsblond's avatar

Put your head on your pillow and close your eyes.

It works for me.

Zen's avatar

Have another one, you’ll like us even more. And fall asleep.

Samurai's avatar

Try drinking some strawberry milk or splashing your face with cold water.
Btw, did the site just crash a moment ago?

Zen's avatar

Ahhh @petethepothead and @jonsblond you guys are really sweet. Lurverolla! I love this place too!

jackm's avatar

Well I can’t fall asleep. Try clicking on my ‘Great Question’ ;) or joining me in the chat at https://fluther.campfirenow.com/room/207345

jonsblond's avatar

@Zen =)

@jackm I would but I just spent 5 hours in another chat room with a terrible sore throat and lack of energy. Rain check?

Welcome to Fluther btw!

Samurai's avatar

@jackm The chat seems broken, its requires an email and password, what useless things.

jackm's avatar

@Samurai just give them the info and talk to me

Samurai's avatar

Heh, chat rooms are a bit too much, more like black holes.

Zen's avatar

We’re having fun in the chat – c’mon in =- water’s fine. No black holes. Promise.

Engage.

Samurai's avatar

Sounds like the pedophile van is coming! oh no!

Jeruba's avatar

Read Plato.

Please don’t tell anyone I said that.

Zen's avatar

@Jeruba come into the chat babes.

jackm's avatar

everyone should join us in the chat. The link is here: https://fluther.campfirenow.com/room/207345

Dog's avatar

If the link above does not work try this one

buster's avatar

Sleep when your dead.

buster's avatar

Take some benadryl then jerk off slowly.

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XOIIO's avatar

masterbate?

sandystrachan's avatar

@XOIIO Wouldn’t the rush make you more awake ? after i recover from a black out (lasts fractions of a second ) after climax , i am more awake than ever

peedub's avatar

@buster Haha, Benadryl? What does that do? Can you jerk it with the Benadryl? I thought you’re supposed to drink some ‘Tussin and jerk it slowly. Maybe that’s for the psychedelic effect.

saraaaaaa's avatar

Hope the hangover isn’t too bad :)

mattbrowne's avatar

Too much alcohol will keep you awake. You will snooze on and off all night. Your liver will be very busy. I would not recommend more alcohol although eventually you might fall into a coma. Some people never wake up.

Best thing you can do: drink half a gallon of water.

jackm's avatar

I did eventually fall asleep and now i have a massive hangover

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