My goodness. I feel like a complete snob here, but a lot of the foods mentioned here don’t seem to me to be foods.
I have a friend who can’t stand bananas. He almost hurls when he smells them, says they are mushy and taste like dead people. I find it very odd, being that bananas are clear proof of God.
Anyway, I’m just going to chime in on Hot Pockets because this is the internet and I can. I assert that Hot Pockets, Ramen, and anything made by Kraft, is not food. It is rather the product of a precession of the simulacra (see also second order simulacra) that has made it as far as our very food supply, something which one might think would always have to be real.
There is not one whole food ingredient in a Hot Pocket. The wheat is mass farmed and bleached, the meat is grade D, hormone-pumped, mass farmed, left-over, flavored goop. The “tomato” fillings and “cheese” are also industrial waste products. For anyone accustomed to eating food that comes out of the ground without being saturated in pesticides and quick-fix fertilizer, a Hot Pocket causes severe digestive discomfort, usually culminating in explosive diarea, hence this comedy sketch.
Pre-packaged, processed foods encourage people to eat alone and eat too much. Compared to real food, they taste like crap and aren’t nutritious. There are inter-subjectively valid metrics of good and bad food. Agribusiness may have succeeded in making “food” into a commodity for at least two generations of americans, but food remains at its core a mainstay and nexus of human culture. As Dr. L.H. Bailey has said, “Agriculture is the bottom condition of civilization.” How we eat and how we interact with each other to obtain and enjoy our food is a sign of our civilization.
In my opinion, there are some foods whose quality is a matter of individual taste governed by genetics, but for most foods, whether or not someone likes a food is an indication of their experience and accuracy of aesthetic judgment, and ultimately their thoughtfullness.