1) Witnessed an armed robbery in a convenience store in Miami.
2) Witnessed shoplifting incidents in several stores back in the days when I hung out with a friend who was a PI.
3) Witnessed my mom being pinned down behind the dumpster at Howard Johnson’s in Coral Gables during a drug bust.
4) Witnessed several car chases down the street where we used to live – for some reason bad guys would turn off at the entrance to our development and just keep turning left, right, left, until they always ended up on our street. They typically ran off the road into the soft dirt of a sorghum field trying to make a sharp turn.
5) Wanted to stop for a snack at a Burger King when I realized there was a huge flock of cop cars there. Turns out a bipolar guy had gone off his meds and taken everyone hostage. I later met his parents in a local restaurant.
6) Found a dead guy when I was on my way to the airport.
7) Saw a guy hit and killed by a car on Ben White Boulevard in Austin. We were stuck in the resulting traffic jam for 2 hours.
8) Found body parts in black plastic garbage bags floating in a canal in the Goulds area, south of Miami.
9) Saw a number of busts for drugs and prostitution in the apartment building I lived in after college in Miami.
10) Saw the police in Venezuela capture a burglar and beat him to a pulp while I was stuck in a traffic jam on the Autopista in Caracas.
11) Saw the arrest of a gangbanger for having shot and killed another gangbanger at our local convenience store.
12) Discovered a house on fire with a handicapped guy still inside. Called 911 and helped a meter reader get the guy out. By the time we did that loads of cop cars were there as well as the firetruck, because the house was a center for drug dealing and fencing stolen goods, the handicapped guy was a disabled veteran who had been held in isolation by his “girl friend,” and he set the fire to call attention to his plight.
I think I need to move to a better part of town, and find some new friends who aren’t in law enforcement.