What do you call a cougar past their prime, but still hot?

Darling?

All cougars are past their prime. That’s what makes them cougars. (Cougars are not generally women in their fifties and sixties, more like thirties and forties.)

I’ve heard GILF (Grandma I’d like to… you get the gist) but I wouldn’t use any of these terms. They’re pretty offensive.

What do you call a man who uses these terms? Jackass

@Chkipi: MIlo here; I call a cougar past her prime but still sexy, “Gail.”

@milo Great answer! But I don’t think Gail is past her prime.

<—- Happy jackass.

Funny. My husband and I were just (jokingly) wondering that over the weekend when we saw some women in their 50s or 60s who fit the description. We didn’t come up with anything.

Outlier

“Sexy senior (citizen)” is dated but still applicable.

dust
I’m just kidding, calm down. No need to get butthurt here.

Just because an older woman is sexy/attractive doesn’t make her a cougar. To be properly labeled cougar, she has to be pursuing/involved with younger men.
Demi Moore could be considered a cougar, although it sounds like Ashton Kutcher didn’t have to be pursued. Jane Mirren is not a cougar, even though she is still sexy at 64. She is happily married to a man of her own age, and is not “on the prowl” for a boy toy.

How about we make up some names for men who are way to old to be leering at younger women? Why is it that there are so many double standards?

Bea Arthur.

Somebody call the waaaambulance.

@kevbo
why? Did the gilf fall over? Lemme guess. She can’t get up either? She better MediAlert that call.

The age of a cougar would seem to start at much younger than 50

Oh Lawd.
I would like to say that the mere Thought of that makes me cringe, but I have already seen enough, and worse, Stuff on the Internet to be shocked.

My MIL is 74 and is falling apart. She has had several close calls lately and we thought we were going to loose her. I just about fell of my chair the other day when she said she might consider getting a boob lift. Her skin rips and bruises when you barely touch it and she’s thinking about a boob lift?? I guess it keeps her alive thinking she is still a hot mama.

@Judi I love her spirit!

@Judi I just about fell of my chair the other day when she said she might consider getting a boob lift

She’s probably worried about tripping over them.

@DarkScribe : I am just a tad younger than Judi’s MIL and mine are still pretty perky.

@DarkScribe ; maybe so. She HAS had several falls lately that have landed her in the hospital. Even broke her collar bone.

@gailcalled I am just a tad younger than Judi’s MIL and mine are still pretty perky.

Would you like a second opinion? ;)

(I am something of an expert – if experience counts.)

I am sure that when my wife get to that age, hers will be too. She still can match many twenty-somethings in a bikini.

This is the point where I stopped following

@The_Compassionate_Heretic This is where I stopped following

Yet you are still here… Are you in front now?

I don’t usually type things like this but right now I’m gonna.
LOL. LOL. LOL.

How about, dated beauty? Not catchy, but fits the cause :)

@DarkScribe: (I am something of an expert – if experience counts.)

Any time you’re in the neighborhood, drop in. I have had a second opinion from Milo, if that counts. He kneads me and seems to expect milk from time to time. I can do a lot of things, but that, alas, is no longer possible.

Wait, if someone’s still shaggable at an advanced age, then they aren’t past their prime. Ergo, the word for such folk is sexy.

Usually it depends on how much money she has. Could be “Yeah, no thanks.” or “Honey let me drive.”

Age appropriate trophy