Has porn ever caused you to be late somewhere?

Traffic.

No. I have at least a little self control.

The first step is admitting you have a problem, @The_Compassionate_Heretic.

OK.. I will be honest here. One day I woke up with a huge hang over and wanted to rub one off before work. It took forever. I was about twenty minutes late to work. I had to cross some train tracks to get to work (I was on a bike) and I said that a train had stopped on the crossing.

No, but this site has.

not yet lol

I’ve stayed up way to late spanking it several times to internet porn when I should been sleeping because I had to get up at 5 a.m. to go to work. I’ll even carry on i.m. conversations with @johnpowell and @allie while watching porn and that distracts me and I stay up even longer . Then I sleep only like 3 hours and have a spankover in the morning. I have probably overslept after a late night porn session so my work day started late. I didn’t have to have an excuse

No. Next question.

Sort of. There were times when it just took too long, like @johnpowell said. But it wasn’t because of the porn specifically, it was because I needed to finish what I had started.

Nope, can’t say that’s ever happened.

No. No but the imitation of porn with a live partner has caused me to be late a few times which is embarassing because co workers ‘know’, they just do so it’s better to be early or on time.

Did I miss something?

No… But sex has. :)