If you did a Wife Swap what kind of family would you be paired up with?

If you’re unfamiliar with the show, it takes two families who are ‘opposite’ and the wives exchange places for two weeks in hopes they can make an impact on the other family and possibly bring back something learned to her own family.

My girlfriend and I are not married and don’t have any children, but if we were I guess we would be paired with a family that’s ultra liberal, strict, schedule obsessed, mormon, non-adventurous, unforgiving, and ill mannered…if there were such a family. What would be your swap?