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J0E's avatar

How would you motivate me?

Asked by J0E (13172points) October 29th, 2009

I need a major dose of some motivation. I have some homework to do, that’s going to take me a while, and I’d like to get it done before The Office.

Imagine your sitting next to me, what would you do or say to get me moving? Maybe you have a motivating song or quote you would share. Give me your best stuff.

Maybe it will help…

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buckyboy28's avatar

Take your time. It will be on Hulu tomorrow anyway!!

Val123's avatar

Kick ya in the butt.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Put the Fluther down. As much as I love it, its not conducive to homework.

SamIAm's avatar

My ex and I used to offer sexual favors as motivation…

SpatzieLover's avatar

<igniting fire under J0E’s nether region>

That should do it!

oratio's avatar

Who will offer J0E sexual favors? Anyone?

Val123's avatar

@SpatzieLover You go! You’re lighting fires and I’m kicking!

SpatzieLover's avatar

@oratio I’ll blow in his ear…but I’m a married lady

SamIAm's avatar

I was just sayin’ ...

no offers here

rangerr's avatar

I have this problem. A lot.
But in your case. You gotta pick. Homework now, or during the office?

cyn's avatar

Do you want to flunk this class and redo it? No? Well then get goin’!

J0E's avatar

@cyndihugs AHHHHHH! Yes ma’am!
:: searches for books frantically ::

Val123's avatar

@oratio—LOL! Just talk computer stuff at him! This is for you, Joe. Pillow talk~ <html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv=“Content-Language” content=“en-us”>
<meta http-equiv=“Content-Type” content=“text/html; charset=windows-1252”>
<meta name=“GENERATOR” content=“Microsoft FrontPage 6.0”>
<meta name=“ProgId” content=“FrontPage.Editor.Document”>
<title>Arkansas City, Kansas</title>
<script LANGUAGE=“JAVASCRIPT”>
<!—Hide script from old browsers
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(Dirty Pictures here)

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</script>
</head>

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<table border=“0” width=“100%” cellspacing=“0” cellpadding=“0” marginwidth=“0” marginheight=“0” height=“100%”>

<tr>
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J0E's avatar

That’s hot

Val123's avatar

@SpatzieLover You can save your breath. I took care of him up there!

oratio's avatar

Whoa, this thread is turning durdy. I say!

J0E, just do it, you know how good and relaxing it feels after wards. And now I am talking about homework.

jrpowell's avatar

<meta name=“GENERATOR” content=“Microsoft FrontPage 6.0”>

ewwwww…..

cyn's avatar

what does all of this mean?

Val123's avatar

@johnpowell I’m teaching myself HTML with a little help from my friends. Why you say “Ew” to microsoft front page? I’m teaching myself hoping to land a position with a company that requires maintaning their website so…?

Val123's avatar

@cyndihugs Are you talking about all that stuff I threw out up there?

J0E's avatar

I learned MS Front Page in 7th grade…so…yeah

Val123's avatar

@J0E Oh. I see! Well, I’ll be talking to you soon!

J0E's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Well, that is my usual approach…

@Val123 I doubt I remember much.

Haleth's avatar

Do it during the commercials? The office is on now, right? And you’re still on fluther…

Edit: Michael is singing about Diwali right now. This is awesome!

J0E's avatar

No, it starts at 9 (I’m EST)

cyn's avatar

@Val123 Yes. I don’t understand. My head hurts.

rangerr's avatar

I’m pretty sure that this thread isn’t helping much..
But now I’m curious.
What homework do you have?

J0E's avatar

@rangerr Intro to Computer Programming: Starting Out with Python

rangerr's avatar

@J0E Yeah, I’d say there’s no motivation for that except the fear of having to redo it.

Blondesjon's avatar

Hey @J0E! Look at me! I never got motivated to do my homework either!

Jeruba's avatar

“Getting started is the hard part.”

“Tell me how you’ve thought about approaching it. Let’s talk about how you’re going to get a handle on it.”

“Can you focus or narrow or simplify it some so it isn’t overwhelming?”

“What’s your idea of done? What’s it going to take to accomplish that?”

“Break it down into small, manageable chunks and tackle them one at a time.”

“You’ll feel better when it’s over.”

adri027's avatar

I’m gonna sock you if you don’t get to steppin son!

Val123's avatar

Have you steppin and fetchin across the room tryin to catch up with yourself, son!

J0E's avatar

Update: I’ve been chipping away at it since I asked this, took a break to watch The Office, now I’m going to finish it up. Something that should have taken me less than an hour to complete is taking me all night.

Val123's avatar

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychedelic_Zebra's avatar

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Val123's avatar

Well?? Has morale improved? (Me thinkith not!)

shego's avatar

@J0E I’ll make a batch of homemade chocolate chip pumpkin cookies. :) Yummy!

SpatzieLover's avatar

@shego I’ll take one of those!

shego's avatar

@SpatzieLover keep in mind, this is only my second time making them, but they should come out good. I’m making 3 dozen for a halloween party at a homeless shelter.

SpatzieLover's avatar

@shego How kindhearted! I hope it’s a fun party!!! They sound delish.

shego's avatar

@SpatzieLover I hope so too, thank you.

Val123's avatar

@shego :) Yougo shego!

shego's avatar

@Val123 oh! thank you.

RedMosquitoMM's avatar

Good to know I’m not the only person that reads the term “study break” as a euphemism.

higherground's avatar

Do your work first. Good things like ‘The Office’ are worth waiting for ;)

Val123's avatar

WELL??? Did you get it done??? We put a LOT of work into your homework, you know. We deserve to know the results!

J0E's avatar

heh, still working on it.

SpatzieLover's avatar

@J0E Oh my! I think it’s time you get it finished so you can have the weekend for funtime.

Val123's avatar

TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!

sophillyk's avatar

i would tell you that i have just finished school, and it is not like you think its going to be, its not all parties and drinking. Its fucking tough out there, make the most of school and do the best you can so that when you do finish you will have an easier time of finding your place in the world. PLEASE TAKE THIS ADVICE SERIOUSLY. I know i sound like your parents and im only 18, but the real world is tough.

Val123's avatar

@sophillyk He knows that already.

J0E's avatar

@sophillyk Yeah, I know that, and you will too when you actually enter it.

Val123's avatar

@J0E :) How old are you anyways?

J0E's avatar

Lets see if you can find out :)

Val123's avatar

@JOE, I just sent you a PM on Inquire…please go look at it and answer my question! PLEASE??!!

oratio's avatar

I know! I know! Me! Over here! Me!

oratio's avatar

21 yrs old, live in Michigan, loves chocolate, hates men who don’t call back. Once fought a beaver.

J0E's avatar

Heh, you got my age right, that’s about it.

Val123's avatar

@oratio Dang it! I was gonna guess 23.
But you TOLD us you fought a beaver, JOE!

oratio's avatar

No… that was a lie…<starring down into the ground>

Pretty_Lilly's avatar

I would let a Lion lose behind you!

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