never a topic i don’t love! as i am a girl, i do not have one to name. however i do take a second to note: wow we have a gay person here? (throws a party). i love gay guys and i shouldnt even have to mention it but i was like floored. mostly cause i have never seen one gay reference since i arrived. maybe i am not looking hard.. enough
LOL @ ezraglenn
Heard from a friend, original source unknown.
Why do men name their penises?
No man wants a STRANGER making 98% of his decisions.
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q3/namepenis.html
A cowboy two steps into a bar, realizes it’s a gay bar. “But what the heck,” he says to himself, I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of yourpenis?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.” The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ READ REST AT LINK pretty funny.
http://www.blap.com/joke.php?query=220
What is the name of your penis?
http://www.grupthink.com/topic/index.php5?id=3876
Lovers’ Feedback Forum – Penis Nicknames
http://www.joanelloyd.com/fbnickname.htm
SOME OF THESE ARE PRETTY CLEVER BUT MUST HIGHLIGHT FONT TO READ
Kinda raunch. written by boys.
Do you have a name for your genitals? If you don’t, why not name it?
http://www.dotaportal.com/forums/index.php?act=Print&client=printer&f=139&t=56314
LOOK DOWN
The only penis whose name most of the girl world knows intimately…
and yes you will HOWL at some of the comments. pretty clean.
If you were ever a curious teen, you may recall Forever by Judy Blume. There was a young lass, a young lad and a whole lot of shaggery. And a penis named Ralph.
http://www.shauny.org/pussycat/2002/08/wax_on_wax_off.php
Naming your car is like naming your penis? Are gay guys into cars?
Try Wells Fargo—they’ve always been good to me. Naming your car, like naming your penis, is a fine American tradition. My 1974 Ford Ranchero is named Rosario (aka Rosie) and the best present I received over the holidays was a Rosie-the-riveter bobblehead doll who is now firmy mounted to the dashboard. My stepson named my 1971 Camaro hotrod (Fire red, 520 hp) simply “The Beast”. And it’s pronounced “wardrobe”.
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EQUALITY BEGINS HERE…
Naming my vagina? Asking what it would wear? Never had such a thing occurred to me. Yet, men have a very intimate relationship with their penises and its size (see: Battle of the Bulge)—many a penis has a name and its own distinct personality.
http://www.hitchedmag.com/article.php?id=304
Girls what did you name your breasts (c’mon I know you named them)
http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts1908782.aspx