What is the longest time that you've ever had to live with a wedgie because there was no way to discretely work it out?
I was in the grocery store today and ended up with a wedgie shortly after I entered the store. Since it was Wednesday (sale day) and half the town was shopping, there was no way that I could find a place in the store to do the removal wiggle and it got worse and worse as I continued my shopping dodging the bumper carts and the little old ladies trying to run me down the whole time. By the time I got to the car, I was miserable and had had my wedgie for well over half an hour which was really sad because I only had 6 items on my list and it should never have taken me that long to get through the store.
It got me to wondering… What’s the longest time you’ve had to just live with a wedgie because there was no way to remove it?
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45 minutes in a mall I finally dug it out of my ass not caring who saw
Men have front pants pockets so we can readjust more discretely. No need to suffer for any period.
You didn’t think of the public washroom?
I didn’t want to explain to my elder rellies what was goin on
I think the times that felt the longest were during my gymnastics routines. You absolutely cannot pick a wedgie during a routine. My ass being the black girl that I am was out a lot lol
@XOIIO Many grocery stores do not have public restrooms.
an audience wont stop me. and i dont tend to get that really, only with Y-fronts. and i dont normally wander around with them on.
@XOIIO this was at an icky burby mall in elizabeth my nana would’ve piled in there with me easier just to deal with it
don’t all the girls have wedgies now with those thongs?
@XOIIO If you could get into the restroom on a Wednesday (even if you were brave enough to go in that one), it would be an accomplishment.
@faye I don’t wear thongs except every once in a while. You get used to the feeling of the sting up your butt, but when you’re wearing undies that aren’t supposed to be up there… :(
About two hours.
I was leading a trail ride lesson, and there was a very cute boy on the horse behind me.
I had no choice but to ride it out.
1½ hours.
I was 10, and got it in church somehow when I had been up singing with the children’s choir. I was not allowed to go to the toilet after returning to my seat, as my aunt had accused me of using the toilet as a way to not have to listen to the sermon, and she was determined that I hear every word. Plus, I hadn’t reckoned she wouldn’t let me go at that point. If I’d known, I’d’ve dashed for it as soon as we were dismissed! :P
Then, I had to wait in a queue after the ervice because everyone else had to go. By then, I had a wedgie and I had to go really bad. :/
No, never; it would be like a flagpole getting a wedgie from its flag, to be honest. Not possible.
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