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What are some ways I can get back at my older brother?

Asked by Ailia (1363points) November 6th, 2009

My brother is almost always trying to scare me and often he does. Likfe take today for example. But this time I feel like retaliating and partly because I’m a bit bored with the lack of fun around my place.

Anyways, I don’t won’t want to go too crazy or anything, I just want to really give him a good scare,( in the spirit of fun though). So what is something I can do that will scare my 20 year old brother? Oh and he and a friend of his are in a building next to my house so that could potentially add some fun to the mix. :) Hehehehe So any suggestions?

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Parrappa's avatar

Pranks that truly dazzle come from within. Use that intellect my man, it’s the best creativity.

Ailia's avatar

@Parrappa Yeah….but still. Do you have at least have any general ideas that I could elaborate on?

poisonedantidote's avatar

find a way of secretly getting a note to him that says” “i think im pregonant, meet me in the park at 8pm tonight. i love you. xxx”

Dr_C's avatar

How would he react to “finding out” you’re pregnant from a friend of his?

Dr_C's avatar

@poisonedantidote YOU BEAT ME TO IT!
I will have my revenge

poisonedantidote's avatar

@Dr_C lol, great minds do what?

Dr_C's avatar

@poisonedantidote totally… I think where we differ though is I believe your note is implying he got someone pregnant… where as I’m Implying @Ailia is. Did i get that right?

poisonedantidote's avatar

@Dr_C aye thats it. assuming he has actually has sex, i cant think of anything that could scare a 20yo male more than that. :D

Ailia's avatar

Well that might work if I was someone else. Because my brother and almost all my family know I would never ever get pregnant. Especially my older brother. And I don’t think I am willing to do that and plus it would never work. He knows me too well. :) But still it was a good suggestion none the less. But do you guys have any other ideas besides me being pregnant?

poisonedantidote's avatar

does it actually have to cause fear? or just a generic prank.

Ailia's avatar

Well I think a generic prank would probably be better. Not a lot of things scare my brother. Or at least that I can think of.

trailsillustrated's avatar

look on you tube ‘pranks’ there’s zillions!

Ailia's avatar

@trailsillustrated Any suggestions on which videos to watch? I don’t exactly want to spend hours looking on youtube for a good prank to pull.

poisonedantidote's avatar

maybe engineer a suddern loud noise while he is sleeping? fire crackers under his bed in a metal pot, horns and alarms set to go off.

or, you could just tell him when he gets home some day “dad/mom found your weird porn thing” and pull a “ooh oh your in trouble” kind of face at him.

trailsillustrated's avatar

when he’s gone, sew the legs of his pants shut. stick em back in the drawer. wash his underwear with a bright pink washcloth (or something red)) put it back in the drawer. dump out his shampoo and replace with olive or cooking oil. you can think of lots of things.

Haleth's avatar

Have someone else prank call him as a collection agency or a crazy stalker. The stalker works great because you can probably see what he’s doing from your building.

Ailia's avatar

@poisonedantidote Well I don’t have access to his bed as he is in another building across from my house. Plus hes not into porn and he wouldn’t get in trouble as he is paying rent to stay at my parents house. So….And @trailsillustrated those kind of antics would get me into trouble and I don’t think I won’t to get him mad, just a little scare. @Haleth Thats a good idea….

poisonedantidote's avatar

yea see, my pranks are all probably a bit too extreme. ill come back if i think of anything.

Ailia's avatar

@poisonedantidote Ok. Oh and guys I have some additional information that might be helpful. My brother has FRIENDS over at his place next door. The building faces east, and has 3 windows. lol And I live in the country so I have a bit of free rein. So any more ideas maybe?

Ailia's avatar

Hey I just got an idea. What about if I get someone else to prank call him and say something really crazy? What they would say…I don’t really know. My imagination just kind of stopped right there at the moment…

XOIIO's avatar

Build my diy tazer! I can’t put the link here, but look in my profile for my instructables page it’s a great way to have revenge!

Ailia's avatar

@XOIIO A taser? Well I don’t know how that would help right now as I want to prank him tonight. And I don’t think I have all the materials for that sort of thing….But I’ll look into it right now…

XOIIO's avatar

A couple simple things then. Saran-wrap the toilet seat. Scotch tape at head height over the door. Eggs on the steps so when he walks down he gets then everywhere. Sooooo many more!

Ailia's avatar

@XOIIO Thats a good idea, but I think I’ll try it when my dad gets back, that way I can get the supplies and build it correctly. :)

Ailia's avatar

@XOIIO Those are great ideas….but my brother is 6’7 and he doesn’t exactly hit the top of the door often. Maybe if he was drunk tho…But I don’t think that would be the best idea anyways because right now he is in that other building that I was talking about and he is with friends.

Ailia's avatar

I finally got my idea! So, since my brother is apparently asleep, I’m going to prank call him in the morning or tomorrow night. Well actually it won’t be me who is prank calling him but my friend from Kenya, who my brother doesn’t know. My friend is going to pretend he is lost at an airport and looking for his son. Hes also going to say that his son gave him this number and that he doesn’t know where hes at or what hes going to do. My brothers going to freak; he loves helping people. :)

Judi's avatar

You could open up a fake email account and start sending him secret admirer letters. You could also have a friend write some lovey dovey secret admirer letters and mail them to him. After baiting him for a while you could have the “secret admirer” ask him to meet her at the mall. Tell him she’s wearing jeans and a white sweater and secretly go watch him check out all the girls in the mall with jeans and a white sweater. If you could secretly get video of it it would be even better.

Ailia's avatar

@Judi Thats a great idea, but the closest mall around here is like a hour away and my brother has a full-time job. :? So I don’t really know if that would work. Unless I had that person go to a different place. Even then I dont even know if I could get anyone to do that for me…although I could try….hehehe. Now I think I might be able to pull this one off…..:) Thanks again @Judi :)

Judi's avatar

@Ailia ; This is a long scheme. It could take a month to pull it off.

Ailia's avatar

@Judi True, but I think it could be worth it. :) Especially if I get one of my friends involved in my plan. :)

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

Toothpaste.. inside the toe of his boots.. or at the foot of his bed under the sheets.. eh hem… I think it might work… yeah.. never tried it… eh hem…

SpatzieLover's avatar

Saran wrap his toilet, superglue his shampoo bottle shut, short sheet the bed…The list goes on & on.

The worst prank played on me was by my cousin. He waited on the side of my bed for an hour. Waited until I shut off the lights, and waited until I was snuggled in and settled, then he sprang out with an evil laugh and a flashlight under my chin….Sleeping has never been the same for me!

scamp's avatar

Put a screenshot of his desktop on his computer. He won’t know why he can’t click on any icons or do anything. It will drive him nuts!

XOIIO's avatar

@scamp you also have to right click, arrange icons, hide icons.

@SpatzieLover pssst I mentioned Saran wrap!

Sariperana's avatar

Get yourself a Jason mask, and in the middle of the night, run into his room with a chainsaw! Guaranteed results…

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