Stop me if you heard this one! Anybody have a one-liner or short, clean, joke they'd like to tell?

I love one-liners and quick jokes. The old Borscht Belt comics were hilarious and many of their jokes are as funny today as they were back then. Here’s on on my faves:

A drunk was
in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve
been brought here for drinking.” The drunk
says “Okay, let’s get
started.”

I’d love to hear yours.