What will be the last thing you ever say before you die?
Don’t worry, this one doesn’t count.
I think mine will be something like “Forgive me”. I don’t know, something like that. I only hope I get to finish the statement.
He said “Forg-g-g”?
But beyond an actual statement, maybe you haven’t considered one, so perhaps you will share your vision of the perfect death experience. I’d like to be outdoors somewhere, under a tree and lying on the dewy grass surrounded by the beautiful wet leaves in the fall. It would be wonderful to hear children playing and laughing in the background.
Have you thought about it?
Observing members:
0
Composing members:
0
69 Answers
Absolutely no regret. – from the song ``Human nature`` by Madonna.
I want to drink myself to death while I’m surrounded by beautiful women. As far as last words, I really don’t know.
I would thank my family and friends for loving me.
Maybe, “Hey you guys! Watch this!”
@pdworkin You stole my answer!
It would probably be something like, “I wonder if this will hurt”.
I hope it will be I love you- then I’ll explode into a rainbow. (then it’s off to the Body Farm for the shell.. well after the organ donation guys are done with me)
“Weak, dude.” I think I will be assassinated.
Speak for yourself, sir. I intend to live forever.
How come nobody is describing their death scene…? Accept of course for you @ragingloli .
Once the rotor decapitates me, I don’t think I’ll have time to utter anything other than a scream-turned-gurgle, do you?
“See you in the next life”
“Let’s see how fast this thing goes”
“I think you disarm it by cutting the green wire”
“You think you’re tough? You don’t look so tough!”
“Hey, honey! I got that life insurance you wanted me to get.”
i knew he was mine all along, just wasn’t sure. eerk, gasp, oof, huhhhh, gulp, sigh,——-
“the antimatter containment field is about to collapse!”
I hope your ready GOD I am coming for you
everything was beautiful and nothing hurt
or at least that’s the plan
Haha, you missed! Oh, wait…
F*** You Sarah. Shes like my best friend. We agreed that she would say the same thing about me.
I will fall into a pain-free sleep thanks to a very heavy narcotic overdose (morphine, methadone and heroin) in the arms of @sccrowell. My last words: I love you sweetheart….please keep your heart open to falling in love again. Peace…..at last.
See ya…..Gary/wtf
Technically…. we don’t really ever die…we just move to a new suburb. :)
But for the sake of this discussion…..
I will probably say:
“Oh….thank goodness…in about six weeks, I’ll finally have thin thighs.”
I will fall into a pain-free sleep thanks to a very heavy narcotic overdose (morphine, methadone, and heroin) in the arms of @sccrowell. My last words: You got Gary, now me! Someones got to warn @AstroChuck!
@PretentiousArtist….yeah, that’s just the smoke from my pipe…..we know that is not your thing.
@filmfann….on a couple of occasions over the last several years, I’ve answered the phone only to hear: “give me the black widow.” Hell, I thought it was the new ad campaign for our local pest control company. @AstroChuck is just a kid and is probably many husbands away. Better warn all the other jellies, too!
See ya….Gary/wtf
“Now for the big aha moment-Yippie!”
I don’t know what’s going to happen after I die, but it will be a mystery solved
“Don’t worry, I can make that jump.”
“Go Long..”
“Don’t worry- it is dead”
“Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…”
If I were decapitated, I’d request that they time how long my eyes moved and face twitched and pass it on to my family. This is good information.
“The money is in the…..... ”
“Don’t worry baby, it was probably just the wind…”
Those things are poisonous!?
Here, hold my beer for a second.
oldest joke ever
Practical Last Words: “Take the trash out of the kitchen, and eat the cheese on the top shelf of the fridge before it gets mouldy.”
Sentimental Last Words: “I love you [to those assembled]. Remember me, but move on in life. Be happy.”
Anxious Last Words: “I’ve never done this before. Will it hurt?”
Famous Last Words: “Et tu, Brute?”
Maybe I should just go with the Practical Last Words.
@kyanblue
just looked it up, it really is brute
but anyway:
It’s often misquoted, but when Bruce Schneier killed Julius Caesar for promoting weak cryptography he actually said, “Et tu, Bruce?”
Really, who farted?
Or, the classic:
Pull my finger…
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Your description of your perfect death experience was nice—up until the part with the laughing children. That’s just creepy, dude.
“I told you I was sick!”
In reality I will probably die in silence, all drugged up and on a respirator, because that’s the way things seem to be heading these days.
@Darwin – Are you a fan of Mr Milligan too? :)
Yup. I know that the quote in your previous comment is in Gaelic on his headstone, so I thought I’d ask!
Ok, I thought I was crazy for recognizing that.
Actually I think he said “I told you I was ill.” Or to put it correctly, ”“Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite” But that doesn’t really matter. The Goon Show rocked.
He wrote his own obituary, in which he stated repeatedly that he “wrote the Goon show and died”.
I am not sure how anyone could know what there last words could be right before death until it’s on there door step. So for now, mine would be ????????????
@Dog When I read ur answer I nearly died laughing!
“No, really! Farts are flamable! Let me show you. Who has a match?”
“Yeah, i’m sure it’s unplugged.”
die as muslim and say the following:
There is no god but allah and i bear witness that mohammed is the last messanger.
“Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing!”
As long as you don’t get shelled by an elephant!
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
RIP, David Lloyd
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has got to go.
Answer this question 
Composing members:
0
