I have a lip scar on my lower right side from when I was two and ‘filing’ my parents papers in their large metal filing cabinet. At some point I tripped – and landed mouth first on the corner of the open drawer. It’s barely visible unless I push it out or stretch my lip since it’s 21 years old now, teehee it can drink!
I have a spot shaped scar on the top of my foot just a bit back from my… pointer toe? I was skipping along the edge of my pool, kicking my right foot into the water by the edge on every other step. My pool was sort of hourglass shaped, I misjudged the curve as I left the middle section, and kicked my foot full force into the pitted concrete foundation. I then promptly squealed and plummeted in the pool. Insult to injury.
I have a Nike swoosh on my left thumb from using one of those large office paper slicers without paying attention a few years ago. It missed the base of my nail by a hair.
When I was eight or nine, I was having an adventure on some rocks along a concrete barrier at the ocean in Florida. I was jumping from rock to rock, hit a slippery spot and broke my fall with my hands, I have some paper thin scars on the upper arch of my feet where the barnacles sliced them open like scalpels, and luckily in my hands I landed on barnacles as well but right on the creases, I have surprisingly straight creases on one hand because it split the natural one. But you can’t tell it’s a scar anymore.
I have vague sort of spots on my knees where I have slammed them into icy concrete or iron curbs in New York and Washington, DC on four separate occasions. Two hits each.
I also have a single line of a scar on my right shoulder where my cat, Musette, who died a few weeks ago scratched me in a mad attempt to escape a bath when I was 10. I miss her, but I’ll always have souvenir. :)
And the family favorite – a 5.5” scar running parellel to the bottom of my foot that wraps around my heel and into my arch. From a Cutco Butcher Knife. It was hiding in our couch. What. The. Fuck. I still have no idea how that got there, but I ended up sitting on the couch and when I stood up to get a drink on a commercial break, I slid my legs off the couch and consequently along the entire length of the blade. I was home alone, 14 and ended up ripping off my pants, using them to wrap my foot then hopping up the stairs on one foot to the bathroom where I used some basic first aid until my mom came home hours and hours later.
We ended up butterfly bandaging it and I just hopped around for a few days. A week later we went to the doctor – he basically said I was insane and while I did the right thing he thought it was really weird I 14 reacted like that instead of bleeding all over or calling my mom.