People who have been mentioned that I particularly agree with:
– George Clooney: He appears to be so Classic Hollywood. I’d love to find out if he really is.
– Mike Rowe: Okay, I might not be able to handle meeting him without making a fool of myself. That voice…
– Ellen DeGeneres: She’s so funny and she also seems so genuinely kind.
– Robin Williams: Ditto what I said about Ellen. If you haven’t seen his episode of Inside the Actors Studio, I really recommend it.
– Johnny Depp: Another one that I’d like to meet based on his episode of Inside the Actors Studio. He gave the impression of being rather quiet and shy.
– George Takei: He seems like such a happy-go-lucky sort of guy. And I’d like to meet his husband, too. They’re so cute.
– Michelle Obama: I would like to hug her.
I also honestly would love to meet Paris Hilton. Her media image is so crappy but… Okay, she was in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which I love. When I got the DVD I listened to the commentary track. And some of the stuff people who’ve worked with her said about her made me really curious about what it would be like to talk to her for real, away from the media.
In the same (gaaaaay!) vein as George Takei, I think Ian McKellen would be a wonderful person to be friends with because he seems like he’s such a happy fag. (I use that term lovingly. faggy = flamboyant but not queeny) I want to go to protests and marches with him.
I would love to have a heart-to-heart with Hugh Laurie. And ditto on Stephen Fry. Though not at the same time. Then I’d probably bust a gut laughing instead of getting to talk about anything serious. But Hugh Laurie has said some things about his life and about depression that make me really curious to pick his brain. He seems very quiet and humble behind the self-depreciating British humor. And Stephen Fry just cares about so many things… I love being around people who love things. It makes me happy.
Betty White. If you don’t want to meet Betty White, I don’t know if I can be your friend. She’s awesome. The sweet face/sharp tongue combination is the best.
I can attest to the fact that Neil Gaiman is genuinely likeable. If you read his blog or follow him on Twitter… he really is just the same in person. He’s quite soft-spoken and subtlely funny and he is genuinely appreciative of his fans. He doesn’t give off that sense of superiority and entitlement that I’ve seen so many authors have. (I’ve also experienced Terry Pratchett and Stephen King consistently not being assy. And I don’t think George R.R. Martin could be assy even if he made an effort.)
I’ve also heard that, despite being a totally shit comedian, Larry the Cable Guy is extremely nice.