If you could create film ratings based on viewers _real_conerns what would they be?

NAGATB—not as good as the book

BTTB—better than…

ACRER- Actors Carrer Reflects Early Role (Robert Downey Jr in ‘Less Than Zero)

How about WTBM: Warning Teeny Bopper Movie
or WCHTNAF: Warning Crude Humor that is not actually Funny.

MH: Might Hurl
DWM: Don’t Wear Mascara (tear-jerker)
DDBAD: Don’t Dare Bring a Date

Oh ya how about:
DWWP: Don’t Watch With Parents

I also think there should be a website that informs viewers when it’s okay to get up to pee without missing anything. For example, “About an hour in Jim leaves the bowling alley but he can’t find his keys. You have five minutes, go!”

ICRGADF Ice Cold Rap Gangsta As Dufus Father. (Ice Cube)

@RedPowerLady GA, learned that the hard way about many movies, this would be a great warning.
Or DWWG: ...Grandma. Bad memories.

@sliceswiththings Might Hurl, LOL!

WNAFROCF: Warning, not appropriate for rednecks or christian fundamentalists

NGMTIAPG: Nicolas Cage movie that is actually pretty good.

@proXXi Thanks:) GQ!

TSCG- Tentacle Sex and Cat Guro

CFTE: Come for the explosions (ex: any Michael Bay film)

WTVM: Warning, teen vampire movie

MFGW- Contains Morgan Freeman’s Gentle Wisdom.

Haha @erichw1504 GA on Nicolas Cage one

@sliceswiththings, there’s an app for that.

but I forget what it’s called

BPTGHATYA: Be Prepared to Go Home and Touch Yourself After

WAAMLR- Washed Up Aging Athlete Makes Longshot Return.

@kevbo Really?? That’s awesome. I’ll have to check it out.

AO: Actually original (not based on a novel or comic book, not a sequel, not based on a true story)

Touch Yourself, GA @erichw1504 LOL

CNB: Contains naked BOOBIES!

FCGSOTS- Former Comedy Great Selling Out To Studio (Eddie Murphy)

@sliceswiththings Loving the pee idea :)

Oh yeah… http://www.runpee.com/

Health Hazard WTS: Way too sweet, you may develop diabetes

@kevbo Yesss. Thank you!!

AACFLATWTB- Aggresively Anti Capitalist Filmmaker Laughing All The Way To The Bank. (Michael Moore)

MMDNALAPITF: Mike Myers does not act like Austin Powers in this film

WBQFE: Will be Quoting for Eternity

LOL @erichw1504 GA, you so get it.

@erichw1504 haha great answers for all

BWIAG: Bruce Willis is a ghost

WNLJLWWIY: Will Not Like because Jude Law is with a Woman who Isn’t You
Couldn’t stand “The Holiday” just for that reason.

CGFISR- Comedy Great Failing In Serious Role. (Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey)

STCAD- Suprise! The Chicks A Dude

@proXXi Nice!

@erichw1504 thx!

@proXXi Hahaha, Morgan Freeman’s gentle wisdom!

NUOPTT- No Understanding of Priciples of Time Travel.

WKRMBTMAS: Warning, Keanu Reeves movie besides The Matrix and Speed.

GSBW: Get stoned before watching

LFISBQT- Lauded For Idea Stolen By Quentin Tarentino.

Here’s a nice one:
KMAWL: Kids Movie Adults Will Love

VCBDGCWL- Victim Citizen Brings Down Giant Corporation With Lawsuit

WSM: Warning, spoof movie (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie)

SMotT (Sh**iest movie of the year)

‘Oh, man don’t waste your money on The Hangover. It’s a total smott’

TORQATMITFTINKNTWIA: The only redeeming quality about this movie is the fact that I now know never to watch it again.

Too long?

TTTLTA- Terrifying To Teens, Laughable To Adults (Blair Witch Project)

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Too short.

lol @erichw1504, Get Stoned.

HPSAIO- Hero Predictably Succeeds Against Impossible Odds.

CCRAF Warning: Chucky Cheese Restaurant As Film.

AJP: All the Jokes were in the Preview

MCD: Main character dies

WLOLC- Will Land On Lifetime Channel.

RBD- ‘Reimagined’ By Directior

CBFVP- Concieved By Former Vice President.

SHBRSTD: Should have been released straight to DVD

@sliceswiththings AJP Way funny GA

@proXXi Thanks:)

TSCD- Theme Song Sung By Celine Dion

TGMATE: They get married at the end

LITT- The word ‘Love’ in Title’s Tagline.

@erichw1504 Married, ROFL GA

DCIUC Dialogue Contains Insipid yet Ubiquitious Catchphrase.

DNDFWPVPV- Do Not Discuss Film With Previous Viewer Prior To Viewing. (M. Night Shaymalan)

TRITFOB Teenager, Running In Terror Falls On Her Boobs.

SB: Cast includes Steve Buscemi

Holy Shi.. You didn’t like ‘Fargo’ or ‘Resivior Dogs’ !?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I was thinking of another person. Got two actors mixed up. Forgive me. Steve Buscemi is an awesome actor. I meant James Belushi.

SSADG Steven Segall avenges dead girlfriend

TAFFF: Television Actor’s First Feature Film

FFNBNA: Full Frontal Nudity By Name Actress.

FFNBNAOTKBOMS: Full Frontal Nudity By Name Actress Other Than Kathy Bates Or Meryl Streep.

WADTJGCA: Warning! Another Director Thinks Jeff Goldblum Can Act! (also available for Nick Cage or Keanu Reeves)

WETMCLTM: Warning! Every Terrible Movie Critic Loves This Movie!

REROTFCME: Roger Ebert’s Review of This Film Cracked Me Up

GA @kruger_d and @aprilsimnel !

@erichw1504 SB still applies, as a good rating! I love Steve Buscemi and would thus see any movie rated “SB” no questions asked!

CMTOPJ: Contains More Than One Penis Joke.

PCSBC: Problem Created/ Solved By Crossdressing.

AHTAS: Actor Hopelessly Typecast As Self (Robert Di niro)

CFSABROM Character’s features surgically altered by removal of mustache.

TENU: Telephone Etiquette Not Used (don’t you hate in movies when the characters don’t say “hello?” or “bye”? They just hang up when they feel like it!

It’s considered a waste of script time to make phone conversations (or any conversations) too much like real ones unless it’s dramatically relevant.

@sliceswiththings Hah! I’ve noticed that happens a lot in movies and tv shows.