A headline caught my eye... "How You Can Smell Like a Celeb." Which got me to thinking... What do you think celebs smell like?

Maybe Andrew can wade in on this one.

Oh, c’mon @chyna. What do you think Clint Eastwood smells like? Is it something rugged and manly or something like Bengay?

Like some overprocessed synthetic material and shame.

Except Scarlett Johansson and Alicia Keys. I’m sure they smell like heaven.

Something like a mix of alcohol, cocaine, and sex

I never realized that celebreties had a heightened sense of smell.

@AstroChuck Jesus, you just reminded me of that Monty Python sketch.

I won’t repeat the joke, as I’m afraid everyone will fall dead from laughter.

I do this with celebrities like I think that Will Smith would smell absolutely delicious and I have always thought Billy Bob Thornton would stink. Those are the only two I can really think of right now. And I don’t even know if I answered your question I apologize I’m tired

I hate the word celeb! It brings to mind every tabloid cover… ever. As for your question, I never really thought about it, but I think Heidi Klum must smell like something crazy, like pop rocks and unicorns. You wouldn’t think it, but from her personality in interviews and the quirkyness of things like this picture, she is the ultimate manic pixie dream girl. She’s freakin’ adorable.

If anyone smells like rugged manliness, it’s definitely The Shat. Hoooo baby.

@Haleth You do know that “shat” is a past tense of “shit,” right? Appropriate nickname. :D

@avvooooooo I know </3. During his comedy central roast, I think the slogan was, “the shat hits the fan.” I don’t care. Shatner is the best!

@Haleth – The Shat is something else isn’t he! At the moment he reminds me of a pork sausage, I think if you pricked his skin with a sharp fork, the fat would roll out. heheheh sorry.

While I was there I watched Picard’s dance, that is funny too. Zen Man if you are lurking about, you should watch your guy do his soft shoe routine at this site

Now to answer the question, once while I was waiting for a haircut I read that Julia Roberts “ponged.” That is australian for stunk. Other than that I have no idea how they smell, but there are some I wouldn’t mind checking out.

i guess Michael Jackson smells pretty rough now.

@mammal That was just wrong. GA!

I think he must have smelled like cotton candy or something in real life. Something creepy, sickening, and weird. :)

I heard from a very reliable source (the internet) that celebs all aim to smell like me. So they smell like Gillette “Arctic Clean”.

Like what they are. Assholes.

Sweat and shit, like the rest of us.

The only time I ever think about what celebrities smell like is when I am watching close talking scenes or kissing scenes. Then i always wonder if one of both of them has bad breath. I heard a rumor once that Clark Gable had nasty halitosis.

Money.

Alcohol.

I have heard Mathew McConnahay (sp?) doesn’t use soap and/or deodorant, that he likes to keep it au natural. Love scenes must be fun with him.

Uhm…depends what cologne/perfume they have on? right?

I meet famous people every now and then in my job. They usually smell of too much cologne and new car smell… I see them in their cars.

money Money and more MONEY

Botox, expensive cologne, and a strange mixture of hope, and fear.

*Hope smells like cottons balls dipped in something astringent, and fear smells like Orange oil from the rind.

Expensive no doubt.