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What are some alternatives or different takes on classic idioms?

Asked by erichw1504 (26453points) December 4th, 2009

For example:

“The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.”

or

“The grass is greener where you water it.” (a different take, meaning, you can make the most out of something yourself)

Other classic idioms are “A Chip On Your Shoulder” and “Like a chicken with its head cut off”.

What are some that you have heard? Better yet, make one up yourself right now!

**Please include the original idiom with your post.

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7 Answers

gemiwing's avatar

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

J0E's avatar

A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush…unless you shave.

J0E's avatar

A Taste Of Your Own Medicine…is only sterile the first time.

ratboy's avatar

Don’t shit where you eat.
Don’t defecate on the dining room table.

ekans's avatar

Original- The early bird gets the worm
New and improved- the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

stratman37's avatar

If I had it to do all over again,
I apparently invented time travel.

CaseyWVU10's avatar

When life hands you lemons, break out the tequila and salt.

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