Oh, and speaking of Office Space, I always loved the movie and related to it, considering that I’ve always worked in an office setting…I’ve had the loud talking co-worker who says the same thing over and over and who thinks it’s cute to say things like “Someone’s got a case of the Mondays”...I’ve had the passive/aggressive boss who thinks he can be your buddy to get you to do things, I’ve had pointless TPS-like reports to file, I’ve had multiple bosses who would come down on you for something stupid, I’ve worked with people who are clearly in the wrong line of work, I’ve worked with people who act as if they’d just as soon set the building on fire, I’ve worked in situations where they’ve brought in outside consultants to tell them to fire the best workers. It’s all there. But the thing that resonated the most to me was in the special features.
I worked at a Fortune 500 company a couple years back, and my boss made all her employees put a white board in their cubicles, and I was talked to a few times about how if I’m going to be away from my desk for more than a couple minutes, I needed to write exactly where I was going to be on that board, because someone might need to find me. It was like basically if someone come to my desk to ask me for something and I wasn’t there, they wouldn’t leave me a note, they wouldn’t wait a couple minutes, they wouldn’t come back later, they would go to a co-worker and make them drop whatever they were doing to help them, and then they’d go to my boss and say I wasn’t at my desk and they “couldn’t find me”, and my co-worker would also be “solicited” for “feedback” by my boss, at which time she would also hear about how I wasn’t at my desk and how they had to drop everything because I couldn’t be found. And maybe I was just in the bathroom, it’s like, I didn’t want to put “taking a dump, be back in 10 minutes’ on my white board, but that was almost the level of detail I was asked for.
So, when I finally got Office Space on DVD and watched the deleted scenes, I saw this scene where Lumberg goes to Peter and says something to the effect of, “yeah, where were you at 10 am last Tuesday?” Peter of course didn’t know exactly where he was, and Lumberg pushed, so he said, maybe I was in the bathroom, and Lumberg countered by asking him about his shoes, saying he looked under the stalls and didn’t see Peter’s shoes. I swear I was having flashbacks, I actually did have my boss ask me where I was at a certain time on a certain day and only thing I could think is maybe I was in the bathroom, and though I never to my knowledge had anyone come into the bathroom to look for me, but I was once tracked down when attending a company program. I was SO glad to be laid off from that job, but Office Space really helped me put it in perspective.