Alright, fine. I’ll answer this one. Hmph. I’m by no means an expert, but I have an amateur interest in aerodynamics and have spent a fair amount of time talking to aerodynamicists about cars, aircraft and spacecraft.
There are five main reasons why there are no cars like that:
1. Costs. Certainly not astronomical, but enough that to make it impractical.
2. Safety. Introducing dimples would reduce the structural integrity, which would require more computer simulated crash testing and use more material, increasing the weight. Sharkskin would probably be the same, requiring more material for the same survivability results.
3. Weight. Increased weight would reduce braking performance (making safety worse again) and would offset some of the gains from aerodynamic improvements.
4. Looks. Seriously. How well would that dimpled car sell? Better than ice cream in Antarctica? I think not.
5. It would be easier and better to just build a more aerodynamic shape to begin with quite honestly. This hasn’t been a focus for car makers until recent interest in MPG. I used to race solar car in college and we used this equation to calculate the performance of the vehicle. Basically what you should note is the aerodynamics quickly dominates the energy required to move a vehicle as it has the velocity cubed in its equation. So aerodynamics is more costly than rolling resistance (total area of the tires touching the road, tire pressure (lower pressure absorbs more energy, so keep your tires inflated!)), vehicle weight, etc. It’s important for a vehicle to have the air come cleanly off the rear of the vehicle (I’m avoiding jargon). Golf balls have to be round and there’s always going to be a turbulent wake behind them so the dimples can help that but it’s better to design the aerodynamics so the air leaves the trailing edge of the vehicle with little or no turbulent wake. If you want to see a car that’s take all of these things to the extreme I can provide an example. The tires are inflated to three times the normal pressure, the suspension is very firm (again not absorbing much energy), there’s only three tires and they have no tread. The car weighs ~400 lbs. It has fairings which are wheel covers to prevent the creation of turbulent air over the non-aerodynamic shape of a wheel. Everything on the car is moved back as far as possible to delay the disruption of air as long as possible. The trailing edge lets the air coming off the back without a giant turbulent wake compared to a normal flat car rear. Here it is, Ra 7. The Aptera 2e is another good but less extreme example.
This is why aircraft and spacecraft don’t have dimples. They are simply designed in a more aerodynamic way to begin with.
Does that cover everything you were wondering about?