How would one stretch out their butt?

Like this. It feels so good.

okay, thanks a lot!

I love this question, to bad the correct answer came so quickly.

@Judi I was scared to answer.
But @lefteh posted the best stretch ever. ♥

The Pigeon Pose from yoga is also really gooooood…

I would ask that goatse guy what his secret is…

I figured by now there would be at least 3 moderated answers.

Word of advice.. Don’t google goatse unless you want to see something very gross. You have been warned.

Book a hotel room with Kobe Bryant.

See, that’s what I am talkin’ about!

When I first read the question, my immediate question was WHY?

Most people want to firm it up.

But then I read the explanation and unfortunately it made sense :)

@curiouscat: The word you might want to use here is glutes or gluteal muscles, to avoid certain types of, erm, misunderstandings.

Personally, I like how the question was worded.

@rangerr ; me too.

@rangerr & @Judi: If that’s what you’re into… ;-)

@La_chica_gomela I’m going to marry them. Lurve.

Watching TV while munching pork rinds and swilling beer has worked pretty well for me.

@La_chica_gomela ; I almost choked on my hot chocolate!!

Lurve for asking this question!

It took me a long time to decide if I wanted to read the details of this question or not. The places my dirty mind went when I read the original question were so much more fun.

Sit in “Indian style” and lean forward.
Sit with your legs in front of you. Bend one knee. Hug it ‘til it feels good. Repeat on the other side.

you can warm up those gluts by doing standing quats, step lunges or even sit on your butt and walk with your butt cheeks across the carpet – it looks weird but it works very well

Tons of cookies.

Holy crap, you can just imagine what I thought this thread was gonna be like.

good answer at the top