I live in Washington, DC. According to every movie ever made about DC, everyone here is in the CIA and if you come here you will get in a car chase around the white house and the capitol, somehow missing all the streets in between. The only places that exist are K Street, which is full of powerful, morally bankrupt lawyers and lobbyists, and Capitol Hill, home of corrupt, jaded senators and fresh-faced, green, soon to be corrupt senators.
Actually, the city has gone through a huge amount of gentrification and development recently. This means we’ve got some pretty bitchin eats and nightlife now. 14th and U is the most fun area. It’s full of hipster bars, live music venues, jazz clubs, and live music venues. Our late night pizza really sucks. Jumbo Slice is everywhere, and you pay $5 for a thin slice of cheeze or pepperoni pizzas that is bigger than most regular pizzas. It’s so big it comes in it’s own box. When you hold it up, it just flops over and drips grease. There’s a lot of history in this neighborhood, though. DC basically had it’s own Harlem Renaissance, with U st as the epicenter. I like Penn Quarter, too. Everything’s new, trendy, and expensive, but lots of fun.
We’ve also got the Smithsonian, which is free and awesome. You haven’t lived til you’ve been to the Air and Space museum and had astronaut ice cream. (freeze dried powdery chalk-like substance in neapolitan stripes.) The National Gallery is the bomb. We have the Cherry Blossom Festival, which is a lot of fun except that massive droves of tourists descend on the mall every year and you can’t really get to the natural beauty. We have Eden Center in Falls Church, home of at least 50 very authentic and delicious Vietnamese restaurants. DC is cold and wet during the winter, and hot and swampy during the summer. Nights during the summer, however, are perfect. And just outside DC is Arlington,, where you can learn what it is to be a real motherfuckin’ G.
So that’s what DC’s like. Equal parts lame and awesome, so you kind of have to have a sense of humor about it. But oh yeah- we’ve got Obama! ZING!