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willbrawn's avatar

When googling: what is something suprising you have come across?

Asked by willbrawn (6619points) December 14th, 2009

My.wife and I were Googling “how to….” we were looking for teacher but came across “how to be a ninja”. Totally made us crack up.

What surprised you while Googling?

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Berserker's avatar

What doesn’t? XD

Was looking up some information about an old Xena Playstation video game and what do I get, pictures of a human liver for some reason.

colliedog's avatar

If you type “why ” among the choices are: “why does my vag smell?”, “why is my poop green?” and “why did i get married too?”

deni's avatar

cucumbers are fruits

thriftymaid's avatar

Porn sites have popped up when researching vitamins.

SeventhSense's avatar

The recent more plain requests for donations on Wikipedia which is always top of most any search. Can’t say I have an excuse not to at this point. Next to Google itself it has been a tool I’ve used far more than my free ride should warrant. I guess it’s time to throw ‘em a couple of bucks.

chelseababyy's avatar

Don’t try to get a GA from this Q. You will not surpass me in lurve :D

Vunessuh's avatar

Go to google and type in, “why won’t my p” and read the first thing that pops up.
I was quite amused.

Berserker's avatar

@Vunessuh All I got was something about a PC. O_o

La_chica_gomela's avatar

@Symbeline: That’s not what I got…..BARF

Berserker's avatar

…oh.

I thought she meant results…yeah okay I saw it…I don’t even wanna know haha.

Vunessuh's avatar

Yes sorry, I didn’t mean check the results, just what pops up below it. :)

Berserker's avatar

Some sick shit indeed…lol.

styfle's avatar

Theres rumors that some of that stuff is put in by google as jokes. They do have quite a few “easter eggs” and practical jokes.

Vunessuh's avatar

@styfle Or, a lot of people would just like to know why their parakeets are denying their poop. How do you think I found it? Oh wait…....er um….. what?

my_hearts_in_scotland's avatar

When I was 13 or 14 I wanted to Google “So Weird” a kiddie tv show I used to watch. I spelled ‘weird’ wrong and one of the first sites that came up was a naughty site…first time I’d ever seen that ever.

Ansible1's avatar

I remember getting in trouble in high school because I went to whitehouse.com to do research for a paper but it took me right to a porn site. I was really embarrassed cuz some girls saw my screen….it had these girls in skimpy stars and stripes ‘outfits’ and this creepy guy in an uncle sam costume about to get a bj.

Berserker's avatar

@Vunessuh I fucking lold. :D

Blackberry's avatar

Whenever you type in the beginning of a question, like : ‘Why is..’, or ‘How to..’, these pre planned, or commonly asked questions come up. I was just surprised when I see all the dumb questions that come up that are apparently commonly asked, like “Why does my boyfriend want to pee on me?” O.o

grumpyfish's avatar

While searching for something relatively unrelated, I managed to find copies of our proprietary documents published online publicly from one of our clients.

oops

UScitizen's avatar

Looking for tires, found porno.

drClaw's avatar

Type ”Find Chuck Norris” into Google and press the ”I’m feeling lucky” button

Or if you’re lazy just click

erichw1504's avatar

Type “why is” into the search bar and you’ll find one hilarious suggestion.

erichw1504's avatar

Type “is it illegal to” into the search bar and you’ll find many hilarious suggestions.

ClubJenna's avatar

@drClaw Oh, you took my answer!

SeventhSense's avatar

@drClaw
Well I was amazed because he actually contacted me. I was told I could offer the following 10 facts to mankind but only in written form. Of course I removed my own tongue in honor of his bestowing such grace upon me. He was pleased with my sacrifice but only smiled with his eyes.
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

mattbrowne's avatar

One of my namesakes gets the top of Google’s result list and it reads

Matt Browne – My Experiences, Events, Thoughts, and More – Posted by Matt Browne on November 25, 2009. One way to get over your Turkey coma this weekend is by going to support a local theater production.

I never experienced a Turkey coma. I like the country though. And the bird.

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