If you were a dog who was confronted by a giant cat, how would you react based on your personality now?

I’d try to make the cat my friend and then there’d be no problem. I really enjoy meeting folks who are different from me!

I would fuck it!

Right in the ass!

I would head for the hills.

I would meow.

I would tell it the joke about the giant mouse.

I would commence a mating ritual.

I guess I’d try smiling and trying to befriend, negotiation, finding common ground, searching for allies—and a murderous attack in the middle of the night. Followed by denial, misdirection, implication of others and bribery.

I teach my big dogs to be friends with cats, so I would be friends with it.

Freeze, absolutely.

I would remain calm and try to use psychology to talk the cat into a calm state.

Just like in real life if you take a hostile stance it is usually escalates the situation.

First thought would be, dam that thing is big. I would think freeze and, no sudden movement. If it came at me I would then think, I better give it all I got. I’m not going down easy, and protect the face. :)

I would be all like, “WTF you so upset for, what, yo mama didn’t love you when you was a fat ass kitten?”

Based on my own personality I would meow and try to make the cat believe that I am also a cat. Wait for the opportunity to run, run far far away. Yup, I am a wimpy pretender I guess.

But let’s be honest here, if my sparkling personality did not carry over into that dog…that dog would be nothing but licking its own butt.

I would chomp onto its ankle and not let go until it was crying out for mercy!

I would offer it some catnip…I don’t think cats drink beer.

I’d stare and think ”...the heck is that?”

Then I’d adjust my tie and politely bid it good evening.

Well, if I were anything like my new puppy, I’d try to bite its toes!

I would ask it why it let @ChazMaz fuck it in the ass.

I’d convince it that I was a BIG dog!

I’d give it some cat nip and throw a ball for it to chase.

I’d stay perfectly still and stare it down, probably.

I would try to be its best friends because I’ve seen how cats can be to a dog when they don’t like them. Not too pretty.

Leave it alone. If it was harassing me, I’d run like hell, unless I was a Pitbull.

I’d panic, and either run or freeze.

I would be friendly, but if things got out of hand, I’d keep in mind that I’m still the dog; and dogs chase cats. ;)

@CorwinofAmber In cartoons yeah…ever seen a cat that wasn’t afraid of a dog? Ain’t pretty. XD

@ Symbeline, what if I was a Zombie dog (slight change in rules, I know)? :P

@CorwinofAmber Bwaha, then the cat would have some work on its hands…and then would most likely turn into a zombie cat. I’m thinking the pound people would start hating their jobs lol.

@CorwinofAmber Would a zombie dog still sniff other dogs’ butts? I think they probably would, since that’s where many people and dogs keep their brains…

I’d probably bark my fool head off at it…