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axlekb's avatar

Professional areas that having a beard might give you a slight advantage?

Asked by axlekb (58points) December 16th, 2009

Finance – no – too serious for beards?
Law – yes – makes you look older and wiser?
Food service – no – might get in the food?
Farming – yes – you are close with nature?

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CMaz's avatar

Ass kisser – yes – It tickles.

hannahsugs's avatar

Santa Claus: Yes! Real beards are better than fake.

Sarcasm's avatar

Psychologists and philosophers I think are better off with facial hair (women not included)

Ghost_in_the_system's avatar

cave man stand in.

Les's avatar

Mad scientist.

Jude's avatar

You’re an ac-tor and they’re casting for the Captain Lou Albano Story.

Bring your own hair tie!

scruffpuff's avatar

Programmer. All serious programs are written by men with serious beards.

Vintage55's avatar

Circus ~ bearded woman….

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Lumberjacks (also needed: plaid)

Blondesjon's avatar

Any job where it is important that folks think you are “straight”.

ragingloli's avatar

Beards (depending on the type) generally imply Intelligence, Wisdom and a general feeling that he knows what he is talking about. So any profession in academia (teacher, professor, scientists, psychologist, etc.) or a position of non physical authority (politicians, judges) are appropriate.

axlekb's avatar

@ragingloli why do beards imply intelligence and wisdom? how did that happen?

Jude's avatar

You’re an ac-tor and they’re casting for the Ben Finkel Story.

Good looks a must.

Ame_Evil's avatar

Paedophile

… oh wait that’s not a profession

Haleth's avatar

Academia. Especially if you wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches and drink a lot of coffee to show that you mean business.

jackm's avatar

Prostitute

jaytkay's avatar

Rabbi
Orthodox priest
Sikh
Amish guy
Taliban fighter

Miles's avatar

Sensitive indie singer/ songwriter.

SeventhSense's avatar

<——Ahem…

Kayak8's avatar

Beard model?

Open_Your_Mind's avatar

An actor who performs in Civil War re-enactment’s.
If you have a receding chin.
You are Santa
Your girlfriend or S/O likes a beard.

ratboy's avatar

Bearded lady.

Darwin's avatar

A beard is a good idea if…

…you hate to shave.
...people tend to think you are effeminate and you don’t like that.
...you live where it is really cold.
...you are a mountain man.
...you need to look older.
...you need to hide a really ugly neck tattoo.
...you hate getting those @#%& shaving bumps.
...you have an unfortunate chin.
...you are a professor at the Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School
...you want to attend SantaCon but don’t want to stick out.
...you want to look like a badass biker.
...you don’t want to be a full time Mormon missionary, a pilot, a firefighter, or an amateur boxer. Did you know it is illegal for amateur boxers to have beards?
...you want to be a sapper in the French Foreign Legion.
...you wish to join the Beard Liberation Front.
...you wish to compete in The World Beard and Moustache Championships.

SeventhSense's avatar

If you’re Chaz Cher.

CMaz's avatar

<——Ahem…

SeventhSense's avatar

@ChazMaz
And few realize these are our actual portraits

Blondesjon's avatar

@SeventhSense . . . you work for coke?

CMaz's avatar

Actually, it is a picture of my butt.

:-)

Darwin's avatar

Also, having a beard would definitely be an advantage if you were being the stand in for The Most Interesting Man in the World.

“Stay thirsty my friends”

aprilsimnel's avatar

A revolutionary.

Che? Beard? Check.
Marx? Beard? Check.
Cleaver? Beard? Check.
Lenin? Beard? Check.
Castro? Beard? Check.
Khomeini? Beard? Check

If you’re a revolutionary, a beard says, “F you! I’m too busy overrunning my country to think about a farkin’ razor! Maybe I have just enough time to bone before my enemies show up.”

Blondesjon's avatar

@aprilsimnel . . . You forgot Lincoln.

aprilsimnel's avatar

I did, didn’t I? . Well, he just rests my case. He revolutionized to be sure, though, yes, he was duly elected. :D

UScitizen's avatar

Strip club bouncer.

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