Professional areas that having a beard might give you a slight advantage?
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December 16th, 2009
Finance – no – too serious for beards?
Law – yes – makes you look older and wiser?
Food service – no – might get in the food?
Farming – yes – you are close with nature?
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Ass kisser – yes – It tickles.
Santa Claus: Yes! Real beards are better than fake.
Psychologists and philosophers I think are better off with facial hair (women not included)
You’re an ac-tor and they’re casting for the Captain Lou Albano Story.
Bring your own hair tie!
Programmer. All serious programs are written by men with serious beards.
Lumberjacks (also needed: plaid)
Any job where it is important that folks think you are “straight”.
Beards (depending on the type) generally imply Intelligence, Wisdom and a general feeling that he knows what he is talking about. So any profession in academia (teacher, professor, scientists, psychologist, etc.) or a position of non physical authority (politicians, judges) are appropriate.
@ragingloli why do beards imply intelligence and wisdom? how did that happen?
You’re an ac-tor and they’re casting for the Ben Finkel Story.
Good looks a must.
Paedophile
… oh wait that’s not a profession
Academia. Especially if you wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches and drink a lot of coffee to show that you mean business.
Rabbi
Orthodox priest
Sikh
Amish guy
Taliban fighter
Sensitive indie singer/ songwriter.
An actor who performs in Civil War re-enactment’s.
If you have a receding chin.
You are Santa
Your girlfriend or S/O likes a beard.
A beard is a good idea if…
…you hate to shave.
...people tend to think you are effeminate and you don’t like that.
...you live where it is really cold.
...you are a mountain man.
...you need to look older.
...you need to hide a really ugly neck tattoo.
...you hate getting those @#%& shaving bumps.
...you have an unfortunate chin.
...you are a professor at the Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School
...you want to attend SantaCon but don’t want to stick out.
...you want to look like a badass biker.
...you don’t want to be a full time Mormon missionary, a pilot, a firefighter, or an amateur boxer. Did you know it is illegal for amateur boxers to have beards?
...you want to be a sapper in the French Foreign Legion.
...you wish to join the Beard Liberation Front.
...you wish to compete in The World Beard and Moustache Championships.
@ChazMaz
And few realize these are our actual portraits
Actually, it is a picture of my butt.
:-)
A revolutionary.
Che? Beard? Check.
Marx? Beard? Check.
Cleaver? Beard? Check.
Lenin? Beard? Check.
Castro? Beard? Check.
Khomeini? Beard? Check
If you’re a revolutionary, a beard says, “F you! I’m too busy overrunning my country to think about a farkin’ razor! Maybe I have just enough time to bone before my enemies show up.”
I did, didn’t I? . Well, he just rests my case. He revolutionized to be sure, though, yes, he was duly elected. :D
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