If you were the Anti-Christ what would be your hook?
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How would you draw people in? What would you give them? What would you promise them? Would you kill them with kindness? How would you go about acquiring souls?
Caveat: The souls must be freely given.
I’ve run out of ideas. Help.
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why, christianity of course!
Precisely. The goal of the antichrist is to convince the masses that he is the true Christ.
Makes for an easy sell, with the miracles (water into wine, walking on water, etc.)
But if you tack on a boat, couldn’t hurt right? Ding. One more soul.
You make Christians seem like they just want peace and love. I call horseshit on that one.
Maybe the prop Necronomicon from Evil Dead. I always thought that the drawings in there were awesome.
I would appear just like Christ is supposed to. Then we could have one of those Oh No, They Both Look The Same Who Do I Shoot? things.
I would be a rectangular box. One end being plugged into the wall for power.
The other end with a viewing screen.
I will make it easy for you to shop and become “educated”. Communicating with people all over the world from the comfort of your home and/or office.
In the process desensitizing/distracting you from the outside and socialization. Filling your mind up with porn and an abundance of things you cant afford but want to have so badly.
Fat people will tell you they are thin, thin people will tell you they are fat.
Cats will have sex with dogs and you will eventually refuse to get up to eat. Your ass fused to the vinyl couch and or gaming chair.
When you are all sucked in with your direct deposits, electronic banking and a cash less society.
I will just reformat.
“I meant a realistic hook.”
You did say Anti-Christ?
@Dr_Dredd I know, besides you don’t need the anti-christ to give out you free lurve… i’ll do it.
I would use the word “CHANGE” in every sentenced I spoke !!
*sorry but I couldn’t help myself !
I would try to convince one of the 2 witnesess that I would be willing to split the USA and world bwith him in half ( persons who wanted to keep sining in one part and all christian in the other half of the USA and world. The Bible says this could be a realality, scripture in 2 Chronicles 7:14
and let him know meaning Satan lost the battel on earth, and give him proof I meant this.
My evil grin and my sinister nose picking
Jelly bellies of course. But only God can make Jelly Bellies..so that’s out..
but they’re sometimes found at Candy Mountain
but be wary of talking unicorns.
I was waiting for someone to say that…
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The hook is nothing more than a predilection we have towards what the Tibetans have called shenpa. As soon as the mind reflects that there is a want, a desire, a need there is the capacity to split off. It can be anything. The most subtle are the most dangerous of course. Those things which look good, right and just are most powerful. The habit of shutting off our innate wisdom and entering into rapidly escalating dramas which lead toward self absorption and getting what we want. We need to be one with our energy and there is no hook that can draw us. It’s the choice for peace rather than war.
The hook to be disentangled is within.
there are 2 witnesses, If I were the antichrist I would explain that in the bible it says the following 2 Chronicles 7:14
I would then ask if the one of the 2 witnesses since the scripture says 2 Chronicles 7:14 the scripture means to split the evil race of people to themselves and let all christians be with themselves) If the world half evil, and half christian, then the antichrist if possible could make amends, with god/jesus ect, and could live as long as the world would last. Until god wanted to end it, at the true end of time. Its simple. hope it helped.
What do you mean, if? According to the description in the KJV Bible, I AM the antiChrist.
@cprevite Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies. :)
Well according to the bible the antichrist has no authority to do anything without the Alpha and Omega’s permission, Dante notwithstanding.
Is there ever enough cookies?
Pieces of flair. Everyone must wear a minimum of 25 pieces of flair.
lol That sounds too much like work. lol
Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Bill Lumbergh: Mmm, yeah, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too. We’ve got some new people coming in and we… need to play catch-up. Thanks!
Actually maybe Lumbergh is the antichrist..
Bob Slydell: I’ll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings “When a Man Loves a Woman”.
I can’t believe you slept with Lumbergh!!
“Would you like to meet Simon Cowell?”
lol
“Join me and I’ll give you all everything you want for free!”
Oh wait. Am I thinking of liberal politicians?
I can’t speak for other countries but in the U.S. the Anti Christ could slip in easily. All he’d have to do is run for office on a right wing Republican ticket, then run his mouth constantly about gays, minorities, people on welfare, etc. etc. The Christian Right would march behind him in lockstep and never even realize that they had been taken in.
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