What would be a good name for the ubiquitous Motel guy ?

The Thunder King

I’m glad I don’t seem to check into those motels. Either that, or I get to the room soon enough—and stay inside—and just don’t notice.

But “Norman” seems like an appropriate name, doesn’t it?

“Peeker-creeper-sneek-alot”? I just thought I would encompass all aspects of the guy in one name.

Earl (and I apologize profusely if there are any Earls on board at Fluther!)

Rudy Room Servant

The Guy Who’s Presence Should Teach You Not To Stay In Such Motels Anymore Already.

Motel Sick(s).

Bob

How about Carl or Karl ?

Garth

Stan the Snoop

Moe.

I’m with the wasp; Norman, hands down.

Milton!

It’s got to be Norman.

It can’t be Norman because the question says ubiquitous, Norman is a very specific creepy motel guy. His name is the Thunder King. I’ve asked… all of them.