Have you ever bought a miracle exercise gadget with a written guarantee to give you a killer body in just a few weeks ?

I did. Once. Next time, like the proverbial slap, it will be my fault.

Never. First because I am not too concerned about becoming “ripped” but more about being ripped off, and second, how would a mechanical device achieve what you could not even achieve if you pumped yourself full of steroids? I mean, a few weeks, come one.

No, but I bought a $700 Nordictrack ski machine that I seldom use.

No,but I have bought alot of things to make my @$$ fatter.Twinkies are cheap and you get almost instantaneous results ;)

I just walk everyday,do yoga and use free weights and it works just fine!

I’m convinced that there are only about a dozen treadmills left in the whole world, and we just keep selling ‘em to each other through the newspaper or craigslist.

Every time I see one, I wanna call ‘em up and ask ‘em to email me a picture of themselves so I can see how well it works!