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What would be the equivalent of a fluther food fight?

Asked by Zen_Again (9936points) December 23rd, 2009

I’ve wanted to start one here for ages…

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SirGoofy's avatar

۝→☺ That’s a tomato in your face.

Freedom_Issues's avatar

I think it would go like “hotdog @Zen_Again !” But what do jellies eat anyway?

SirGoofy's avatar

۞→☺ That’s a pomegranate in your face.

SirGoofy's avatar

○○○○○→☺ Five apples.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

Puns? Double-entendres?

gemiwing's avatar

Do we throw squid? Plankton? sometimes I feel like I’m watching a food fight when people ‘discuss’ religion, does that count?

Zen_Again's avatar

@SirGoofy Notice how I keep smiling.

SirGoofy's avatar

₪₪₪₪₪→☺ Four packages of Ramen noodles. I’m winning.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Funny….my face is still clean as a whistle.

trumi's avatar

throws applesauce into ceiling fan

Talimze's avatar

@SirGoofy Is it just me or do five apples look a lot like anal beads?
ooooo

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again ۵۵۵۵۵۵→☺ (just threw the punch bowl at you!)

Zen_Again's avatar

@Talimze It’s all you, dear.

SirGoofy's avatar

@trumi Crap! You got some in my left eye…...oooooohhhh!!

Zen_Again's avatar

Throws anal beads @SirGoofy.

SirGoofy's avatar

¤°۵◊◦▫☼▫○→☺ Everything on my plate! C’mon…BRING IT!!

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Peeeeeeeyoooooo….watch it dude….I’m wearin’ contacts today!

Zen_Again's avatar

Still smiling.

CMaz's avatar

Just disagree with what I say.

SirGoofy's avatar

What?? No ice cream??

Pseudonym's avatar

zooplankton fight!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Launches a meatloafhow ‘bout that?

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again you should’ve invited more people to this party, either that or we’re running out of food already!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Oooooooooooooo, I’ll never get this stain out of this white t-shirt!

Zen_Again's avatar

HEY @ChazMaz I disagree.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

*I play to win!*Sends a buffet table loaded with cream puffs on it’s way!Merry f’n Xmas everyone!!lol!!!

Zen_Again's avatar

@the name so nice she named it thrice: I am throwing @SirGoofy at you!

SirGoofy's avatar

Oh yeah….I’m headed for the dumpster in the alley….let’s see what’s in there!

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again NO! NO! DON’T!!! <hiding behind buffet table>

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -LOL!Tosses my mother-in-law into the mix!!!Whoops!Forgot the cream pie!!!

CMaz's avatar

@Zen_Again – I respect your insight!

But then again, you are an exception

SirGoofy's avatar

Hey everybody….I’ve got the entire pudding bowl…heh heh!! Better duck Zen!

Zen_Again's avatar

Phasers on stun.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -Hey!Don’t you knock before entering? Squirts maple syrup at him and tosses a few cats at him.Love the new coat!

SirGoofy's avatar

So….nobody’s brave enough to touch the blue cheese dressing?? **heaves the entire blue cheese salad dressing @lucillelucillelucille ** How’d you like that??!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Fills everyone’s shoes with Capn’Crunch

HumourMe's avatar

Woah woah woah guys! Let’s not waste virtual food! There’s people out there in the simulated reality world that need to eat!!

SirGoofy's avatar

**Slings the malted milk balls all over the floor**

Zen_Again's avatar

This was fun but exhausting—cleans off uniform I propose Wednesdays be fluther food fight day.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@HumourMe -I gave them fruitcake and now have a “Get out of hell free card”slaps him with a steak

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Lean over here…I’ll help yank that celery stalk out of your nose.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -I agree!Now taste this stroganoff!whoooooosh!!!lol!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille pouring what’s left of the ice down your back

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -here’s some Kahlua to go with that ice-makes a great shampoo doesn’t it??lol!

CMaz's avatar

I know!!!! I know!!!

Lets talk about RELIGION and HOMOSEXUALITY!!

Santa loves a good bedtime story.

SirGoofy's avatar

@everybody: Okay….who threw up over here in the corner??!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -That’s what he said!!!

Zen_Again's avatar

Gay Jews suck.

CMaz's avatar

@Zen_Again – You bastard!

They sip!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@sir gioofy-That’s not barf!I made stew for you guys!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -or a Jackson Pollock painting ;)

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Well geez…thanks…I stepped right in it!! you’re stew looks just like puke!

Zen_Again's avatar

@ChazMaz You were supposed to say it takes one to know one.

And who’s Gioofy?

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille AHA!! Caught your Jackson Pollock in mid-air…now I’m taking to Sotheby’s to sell it. Thanks!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -I just finisth the vodka you threw ath meeeth!

CMaz's avatar

@Zen_Again – I would, but I do not believe in Gay Jews.

Gay Catholics but not Jews.

Zen_Again's avatar

@thrice: that wasn’t vodka.

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I saved the coffee pot just for you!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -not beforee I customize it with some chop suey!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Too late…Zen knocked the damn thing out of my hand and blitzed me with the spaghetti and meatballs!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -I’m not asking!!Wedding cake coming your way!!!LOL!

Zen_Again's avatar

You know it’s a good food fight when there’s a wedding cake.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

and a mother o’ the bride…here she comes and she’s a biggun’!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Can I throw dirt?

SirGoofy's avatar

@everybody: LOOK!! Snowflakes!! Ooooooo…..wait…THOSE AREN’T SNOWFLAKES!!! It’s the parmesan cheese….okay, who threw that??!!

Zen_Again's avatar

All “Observing Members” are chickenshit and Gay.

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille No, but you can throw MUD.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again You ain’t kiddin’!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -It’s like a cheese shower!!!A real Xmas day miracle!! garlic powder for everyone!!

SirGoofy's avatar

Man oh man..THIS place is startin’ to stink!! Hey…I’m not cleanin’ any of this up!!

CMaz's avatar

“All “Observing Members” are chickenshit and Gay.”

I though that was part of the Fluther by laws for membership?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Can anyone throw some peppermint patties at me??I love them!So very much!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I did already, they were mixed in with that cheese pizza hangin’ around your neck. SEE??? Look down…you can pick’em off.

CMaz's avatar

I think we should BAN peppermint patties.

Just got one in the ear.

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

There is no food.The fluther Matrix makes your brain feel the food ,but in reality you are responding to the code of the Matrix.When you’re hit by a rotten egg or a cheese bust pie,it’s just the foodware loaded to the matrix that collides to your code logic and bugs it for a moment and the outcome is in form of response from your mind waves coded into a food you like to chuck at your opponents.Actually there are no opponents.They are agents who are in disguise of fluther food fighters who are again hard codes of the Matrix which are difficult to demolish or erase.

Zen_Again's avatar

Oh yeah?!@engineerwhateverthefuckyourincomprehensiblenameis.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -ANOTHER XMAS DAY MIRACLE!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Prarie oysters for everybody!!!!I love you all!!:)))

SirGoofy's avatar

@engineeristerminatorisWOLV You’d better run for cover buddy….there’s a gallon of peach cobbler headed in your direction!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ChazMaz -Peppy patties rock!Shoots a salad at him…

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Hey fella….this is a FOOD FIGHT…put your clothes back on!!! GEEZ! some people just get so carried away

Zen_Again's avatar

@SirGoofy I always fluther naked. Get used to it. And yes, I’m happy to see you.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@engineeristerminatorisWOLV -Keanu???Is that you???I thought I locked you in the basement!!LOL! :))

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

@Zen_Again : Logic always seem incomprehensible,but once you get used to the Matrix, everything else would follow.

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@SirGoofy :There are no peach cobblers.They are just an impression that our brain creates for the moment.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Uh…uh…uh….oh my gosh….uh….I’ve got to go the the bathroom now.

SirGoofy's avatar

@engineeristerminatorisWOLV So what’s that sticky goop drippin’ off the back of your head?? Hmn?

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille :I was locked till the time I thought that there was a lock and a basement.When I realized it’s all in mind,I was out and I’m here.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -Here…use this turkey!

Zen_Again's avatar

@engineeristerminatorisWOLV Oh shut up and eat this BIG PIE!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille My hands are too slippery….can you lob that sucker @engineeristerminatorisWOLV for me???

SirGoofy's avatar

Call a doctor!!! I’ve got M&M’s stuck in my nose!!! HAAALLP!! I can’t breathe!!

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

Hey, I didn’t realize that the Turkey wasn’t a turkey.lucillelucillelucille stuffed it really bad and that might be something that you are seeing,but not for long.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Sure!!If you *really * have to go,I have an ostrich!

SirGoofy's avatar

<BONK> Who threw that calculator??!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -I’ll get the Shop Vac!
I threw that,for I am a calculating woman!!!!

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille You’re forgiven…I thought it might be that engineeristermatorislavoris dude!!

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

@Zen_Again: The pie rebounded back to you and is covering your bald head all over.EKkkk clean up the mess quick.

@lucillelucillelucille : I asked the company of my tall chik Trinity and not the Ostich.You can have your Ostrich back.

Zen_Again's avatar

@SirGoofy That would be @engineeristerminatorisWOLV – and it’s not a calculator it’s his girlfriend.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -Throws a mini-fridge*I’m a multi-tasker too*!!

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

Okay, now the terminator is about to load his shotgun.Guard yourself for the good.

SirGoofy's avatar

Better watch out….I’m goin’ high tech here…built me slingshot out of lucillelucillelucille’s garter straps!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Gets her M1 Garand out ;) and pea shooter too

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

@SirGoofy : Oh Heck,I want my Girlfriend back.

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille You got a permit for that M1???

SirGoofy's avatar

@SirGoofy She’s runnin’ off with me. Good luck with that!

Zen_Again's avatar

Phasers on…............................KILL….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -I don’t need no sticking permit!or badgers!

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again I’m operating my phaser disruptor

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -stands behind mother-in-law…and that rude b@stard at the gas station..;)

SirGoofy's avatar

Closing the breach on my 5 inch Howitzer.

Zen_Again's avatar

NO-ONE CAN SEE ME NO-ONE CAN SEE ME

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again—-placing infrared goggles on face—

Zen_Again's avatar

Damn! Loses ability to spel.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again I can see you now….better move or take cover

Zen_Again's avatar

Take cuver.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -those aren’t googles!Those are cucumber slices.Eyes feelin’ puffy?This is the best spa ever!!

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

@Zen_Again : You need the Popeye’s Spinach can.

SirGoofy's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Oh. Well I thought that they were infrared goggles. Crap.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again hey man, loan me that cloak real quick…I’ve got somethin’ special for lucillelucillelucille!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Zen_Again -your phaser is really a zucchini.

engineeristerminatorisWOLV's avatar

Hit you all with random starfish.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Only 5 observing members?? What’s goin’ on here???

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again better enforce some recruitment measures, buddy

Zen_Again's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Again, it’s not a zucchini. And yes, I’m happy to see you too.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy That’s what he said!

SirGoofy's avatar

Lookee!! I’m an ice cream tornado!! ShErSsPpLaT!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -And a gin tidal wave!!These Xmas miracles won’t stop!!

Zen_Again's avatar

Holding his zucchini Toss a flounder here, @SirGoofy

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Uhmmm…you don’t look like you’re so “glad to see me anymore”...your zucchini fell out and I just stomped it flat!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

<sits back on a couch to watch the battle>

CMaz's avatar

How do you do that? The couch is already covered with so much crap?

SirGoofy's avatar

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞→☺ (all the peanuts @ChazMaz)

Zen_Again's avatar

Takes a breather with lucy on the couch. Moves his zucchini to the left.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again @lucillelucillelucille EASY targets folks…..let’s HIT’EM!!

Zen_Again's avatar

And is back from behind the nebula – that was a decoy on the couch. Phasers on stun.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Nebula?? Nebula?? That’s no nebula…I farted about 10 minutes ago!! LOL!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@SirGoofy -<halves a watermelon ,puts her helmet on and hands one to Zen…bring it on!!

SirGoofy's avatar

Walks in from the “men’s room” carrying one of the toilets.

SirGoofy's avatar

BATTLE OVER. I WIN.

Zen_Again's avatar

It’s over when I say so, toilet head.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Holds Sir Goofy by the ankles and slides his face over the floor as he inhales…lol!

SirGoofy's avatar

<BBrrrrrrrippp….farts audibly while lucillelucillelucille is doing this>

Zen_Again's avatar

Guys – let’s clean up this thread quickly before the mods see it.

SirGoofy's avatar

Flicks a green pea @Zen_Again

Pseudonym's avatar

I throw cream cheese at all of you!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Thanks for the spa treatment everyone…dashes off to the ball..in a smashed pumpkin…

SirGoofy's avatar

I’m beat! Whew! <places used urinal pucks in pocket for next week’s battle>

Zen_Again's avatar

And furthermore, @SirGoofy and @lucillelucillelucille Black holes are completely characterised by electrical charge, mass, and angular momentum, so how can we talk about matter or antimatter black holes.It’s useless .Even if one would be matter and the other one would be antimatter all this would be beyond event horizont so it would be relevant just for electrical charge(the black holes would have opposite electrical charge).So I think that the 2 black holes would merge and it will result an electrical neutral black hole until a non-neutral object would go beyond the event horizon.Probably inside it the matter and antimatter would annihilate each other releasing high energy photons(gamma rays)but this would be hold inside by the radiation energy.

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Exactly….so when is the examination scheduled for??

CMaz's avatar

@Zen_Again – Stay out of my locker!

Zen_Again's avatar

@SirGoofy Next Monday. Cram on Sunday at your place?

SirGoofy's avatar

@Zen_Again Sure Zen! I’m going to take a shower right now.

Zen_Again's avatar

That was fun. I can hardly breathe from laughing so hard. Needed that. Later guys.

Turns hose on Goofy.

CMaz's avatar

You two need to get a room!

And, Black Holes do not count! Unless one of you are black.

CaRbOnPrOdUcTwo's avatar

Who cares, I’m trying to stop peeing from reading this hillarious stuff…..ow! ;))))))

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