I'm taking care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-9 ; what are some good jokes for them?
We’re doing a comedy activity where… well,, that’s not important.
What are some good jokes for kids of that age group?
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Q: “What’s brown and sticky?”
A: “A stick!”
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
My little cousin tells that non-stop
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: because he wanted to see a “butter” fly
Your parents never loved you.
Whats black and white, black and blue, black and blue?
A penguin falling down the stairs
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why was six afraid of seven?
because seven eight nine
Let them make up their own jokes and tell them to each other. My little brother does this all the time. Their jokes won’t make any damn sense, but they’ll crack each other up.
Why did the kid throw a clock out the window?
To see time fly.
Three girls wanted to find out how they got their names. So they decided to ask their father.
The first girl walks up and asks, “Dad, why did you name me Lily?” and he said, “Because when you were born a beautiful lily fell upon your head.”
The second girl asked, “Daddy, why did you name me Rose?” and he said, “Because when you were born a beautiful rose fell upon your head.”
The third girl walked up and said “Blahhjhfjhdsjhdsjbdjb” and the father said, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
So a peanut walks into a bar and it gets assaulted. A salted peanut hahahahahaha. I love that
joke
Pretty much anything with a bad pun…
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Ewwwww!
(Get it? “I eat mah poo!”)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A “walk”
or
A “fall”
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Smells like carrots.
Where do bunnies eat breakfast?
Ihop
There’re two muffins in an oven. One muffin says “Is it hot in here or is it just me?” and the other muffin says “Aaaahhh! A talking muffin!”
Gets ‘em every time.
@Megan64 Well then! I think iHop is THE restaurant to eat at for Easter!
I like reading these modern jokes.
Three kids are playing a farmer’s field. He chases them and they run into the barn. Each one climbs into sacks they find.
Farmer comes in pokes the first bag. Kid says “Meow!” Farmer moves to the next sack and pokes it. Kid says, “Woof woof!” Farmer pokes the last sack. Kid says, “Potatoes!”
It was raining cats and dogs today
I almost stepped on a poodle
@sliceswiththings- I’m laughing my ass off! That’s the funniest one and my 9 year old would think it was funny as well! I needed that laugh thanks!
Am I bad parent now?
A priest, a rabbi, and a baptist minister walk into a
A travelling salesman’s car breaks down near this farm where the farmer’s daughter
This blond gal with really big
Uh. This is tougher than I expected.
Okay. How about this…
I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s disappeared.
@TLRobinson Of course not! There’s nothing wrong with poo! Funny for all ages:)
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