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What are three jobs you would do in a heartbeat regardless of pay or benefits?

Asked by NaturalMineralWater (11303points) December 29th, 2009

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Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

If money and benefits didn’t matter (which they do, I have a family to take care of) I would:
1. Be a teacher.
2. Be a paramedic.
3. Work as a tour guide in a science museum.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

If money didn’t matter (which it will – I want to have a family), I would start a Bible camp.

willbrawn's avatar

1.Teacher
2. Father
3. Astronaut

CMaz's avatar

Now that is a whole other story…

Fighter Pilot
Venture Capitalist
Girls Gone Wild Bus Driver

VohuManah's avatar

1. Dictator
2. Actor
3. History Teacher

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Yes! Always wanted to something like #3. I think it would be fun.

@ChocolateReigns There’s always summer Bible camps! They are a blast too!

@willbrawn Again.. a good #3 .. I would love to do that!

@ChazMaz Fighter Pilot sounds appealing but.. I think I’d lose my lunch. Perhaps we should add the condition that there is no physical limitation as well. :)
AFA your #3.. I could never personally do it… being surrounded by mindless, floozy, bimbos would eventually get on my nerves regardless of how “hot” they were.

@VohuManah I’ve always wanted to try the acting thing.. I think it would be fun.. too bad my odds are so insanely low.. heh

Cruiser's avatar

Photographer, Naturalist, Personal Chef.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

@VohuManah You would be a dictator?!

SherriS's avatar

Professional volunteer
Travel Agent who TRAVELS
Tour guide in Europe

VohuManah's avatar

@ChocolateReigns Granted, I would eventually be executed on public television once the revolution comes, but until then, it would be nice to have minions working on The Palace of Glorious Triumph. There wouldn’t be any dissentors (secret police and Propaganda Bureau), and I could rule however I see fit. And I would have a title.

ChocolateReigns's avatar

@VohuManah I guess I see your point. But what about the people? They wouldn’t be happy at all!

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@VohuManah Excellent. So you want to be Hitler. Is that what you’re saying? XD Just joshin ya… it does sound rather nice… have your people build the tallest building in the world with your name on it or something… I can see the appeal. XD

ucme's avatar

1. Angelina Jolie’s Masseur
2. Angelina Jolie’s wardrobe assistant
3. Angelina Jolie’s fitness trainer
My wife may have some objections though.

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@ucme Brad? Is that you?

ucme's avatar

@ Nah he’s the pits. Not that i’m jealous or anything… much!

hug_of_war's avatar

1. Playwright
2. Interprepter
3. Audiologist

jonsblond's avatar

Whitewater rafting guide.
Nature photographer.
Park ranger.

chyna's avatar

Ski instructor
Photographer
Interior decorator

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

National Geographic Photographer
A host of any Travel Channel show
Antarctic Researcher (I’m jealous of @Les)

And if those didn’t work out, I could always be a Beer Taster for a local brewery.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Lumberjack
Ballerina
artist ;))

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@jonsblond Whitewater rafting guide!!! Fun! Did it once… tipped over an older, pleasantly plump lady who couldn’t swim… good times.

@chyna Ski instructor! I would love it. Just give me some MRE’s, a red ski patrol jacket and a free pass to the slopes… sounds good to me!

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities hmmm beer taster…. i like it.. i’m doing it right now

@lucillelucillelucille Lumberjack? XD

jonsblond's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities I love your choices!

@NaturalMineralWater Did you at least save the poor lady? ;)

tinyfaery's avatar

Working for an animal shelter or rescue.
Gift Wrapper
Organizer of stuff.

Jude's avatar

Helping animals
Work for National Geographic, somehow (photography?).
Like Simone, a tour guide in Europe would be loverly.

Michael_Huntington's avatar

Whatever gets me close to Maria Sharapova. Would not mind her holding my tennis balls
Being Slayer’s Roadie
Being a groupie for Liz Buckingham
Hail the wizard!

NaturalMineralWater's avatar

@jonsblond Well of course. Being that it was fairly shallow rapids I merely needed to remind her to stand up. Just like little John she was. Of course .. not your Jon… not saying he’s little or anything.. but like the other little John from… yeah ok.

ItalianPrincess1217's avatar

I would work with babies. Or open up an animal shelter for abused and abandoned animals. And I wouldn’t mind running a hotel either :)

herman714's avatar

Oh, heck does fluther have an adults only section? The only job I would take under those conditions shouldn’t be mentioned or explained in front of minors.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@NaturalMineralWater -Yes,I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok !lol!

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