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You happen to have purchased a house from the future. It accepts all kinds of voice commands. What are some of your commands?
It’s obvious that this house comes with commands like “Turn lights on/off” and “Lock doors”.
But what are some commands that you’d teach your house that’re a bit more unique or personal?
Make margaritas?
Speak to me in Klingon?
Lock the kids out until 6pm?
Wake me up with rooster noises in the morning?
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